Skip to comments.Chat with the Virtual Moonbat
Posted on 10/10/2006 6:25:12 AM PDT by navysealdad
Have some fun chat with the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat
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That's about the size of it.
LOL... I stumped her with 'Pete Seeger'.
Just like the real thing, only it can be made to shut up with a single click.
My answer to "Aflac"
On the topic of "Aflac": The Coast Guard can demolish vegetarian bilingual pagans in HAVANA, all in the name of "liberty"? You just don't get it, do you!!!! As a elderly woman, I am moribund!!!!
LOL... all I got from 'Pete Seeger' was an empty box. Maybe I gave her a stroke!
I want my 3 minutes back.
This is what I got--Interesting that you should mention "Seeger"!!!! It's like 1973 all over again. U.S. get out of Syria. What next!!? William F. Buckley!!? Pope Benedict!!!? I can't tell one conservative, henchman for the blogosphere from the other!!?
"Why do you say reagan!!!! Shove it! Power to the gays!"
LOL... I guess it didn't recognize his first name.
If you click on the "about" button it gives instructions for putting the virtual moonbat on your web site. There is also a smaller mini moonbat sidebar version.
"War"! I TAKE IT you HAVEN't read "It Takes a Puppy," by Michael Moore!!! Say no to graft and guns!!
"Peace"!!! I've had it!!!! Say no to theocracy and fear! I reject destruction and guns!!! Butchers!!
I see! As a Hispanic dissident, I am batty!!!! I despise you. LIBERTY and justice for all, indeed!!! Down with corruption and murder!!
Obama, eh!!!!? Curious George only wants Liberia for the OIL. What about energy crystals!? What ABOUT affirmative action for the 47,356 bunny RABBITS who ARE enslaved in Hanoi every single day by our emperor!! Yeah, right!!! As you no doubt know, George W(armonger) Bush caused Katrina by HARVESTING the incarcerated pagans in Taiwan!!!!
What do you mean, "Harry"!!!? U.S. get out of Finland!! In my opinion, George Bush only wants Norway for the oil!!!! (If only there were oil in Cambodia.) What about equal rights!!? What about public radio and civil unions for the 24,966 minority kittens who are debased in Nagasaki every day by our Liar-in-Chief and his homophobic acolytes!!?
You're not worthy to kiss Nancy Pelosi's feet!! I reject bombs and destruction!!!! You should read the book "My French Journey as a Fern," by Arianna HUFFINGTON!!!! When the antiabortionists say "security," they really mean "saber-rattling"!!!?
"Wrong! If you aren't frantic and crestfallen about this lying primate, for CRYING out loud you are a Republiklansman lickspittle of Matt Drudge and the Senate? When the rabbis say "western civilization," they REALLY mean "death"! George W(armonger) Bush caused Katrina by molesting the Shiite woodlands in Roswell! William Rehnquist is a tool of the 700 Club!!"
"Saddam Hussein What do you mean, "Hussein"!? Bizarrely, the RETHUGLICANS stole the election!!? I reject theft and HATE!!! General Motors can greet 16,571 Native American lesbian atheists in Vieques, all in the name of "preemption"? That makes it okay, then. (I am being sarcastic!!! It is not okay!!!)"
This is kind of fun. Then again, we're starved for entertainment around here. I'm gonna go type in "Finbar..."
It's kind of like going over to DU.
But slightly more civilised!
Have you tried changing the settings on it?
Haha, this is fun.
"WHY DO YOU SAY FINBAR!!!!!!? GOSH, IT'S LIKE 1981 ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!! NAZIS!? I TAKE IT YOU HAVEN'T READ "PEOPLE VS. KENNETH LAY: A TALE OF DISHONESTY," BY CORNEL WEST!!!!?"
"How do you explain the economy?"
"WHY DO YOU SAY ECONOMY!!!!!!!? WHAT CAN WE EXPECT NEXT!! WILL THE ABSOLUTISTS COME TO OPPRESS ME FOR BEING A KITTEN!!!!!!!? WILL MY CHICANO FRIENDS NOW BE ARRESTED JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE IRAQIS!!!!!!? AS A MATTER OF FACT IT'S OPEN SEASON ON PALESTINIANS!!!!!!!! U.S. GET OUT OF OKLAHOMA CITY IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!! AS A PARALYZED DEMOCRAT, HONESTLY I AM FRIGHTENED!!!!!! POWER TO THE BUNNY RABBITS!!!!! SAY NO TO MEAT AND OCCUPATION!!!!! SAY NO TO OUR GOVERNMENT OF THE PIGS, BY THE FREEPERS, AND FOR THE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY!!!!!!!? WHAT ABOUT THE KYOTO TREATY!!!!? WHAT ABOUT PRESCRIPTION DRUGS!? WHAT ABOUT JOBS AND UNION WAGES FOR THE 12,026 BILINGUAL WETLANDS WHO ARE DRAFTED IN RED STATES EVERY SINGLE DAY BY OUR PRESIDENT AND HIS ARMY OF NEANDERTHAL GOONS!!!!!!!?"
This is my favorite part
"SAY NO TO OUR GOVERNMENT OF THE PIGS, BY THE FREEPERS...!!!!!!"
ME: Do you live a simple life?
MOONBAT: What makes you say simple!!!!? ... George Bush only wants Michigan for the oil!!!! ... What about the ecosystem and fair pay for the 56,752 atheists who are drugged in Los Angeles every single day by our thieving monkey and his procession of stooges!!!?
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