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Posted on 11/06/2007 1:05:39 PM PST by opineapple
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
“They LIKE me....they REALLY LIKE ME”!!!
posted on 11/06/2007 1:07:54 PM PST
by Suzy Quzy
(Hillary '08...Her PHONINESS is REAL!!!)
posted on 11/06/2007 1:08:02 PM PST
(Ron Paul is to the Constitution what Fred Phelps is to the Bible.)
When the Botox finally gave out, those eyes clamped shut tighter than a freshly oiled bear trap.
posted on 11/06/2007 1:09:58 PM PST
posted on 11/06/2007 1:12:40 PM PST
(The 2nd Amendment isn't about sporting goods.)
“Oh gads! That wasn’t just a little fart.”
posted on 11/06/2007 1:17:27 PM PST
by Old Seadog
(Inside every old person is a young person saying "WTF happened?".)
"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi studies the charts, presented by General Petraeus, that show violence in Baghdad is down 70% and down 82% in Anbar Province, Iraq"
posted on 11/06/2007 1:18:17 PM PST
(RUMSFELD: "You have to go to war with the Army you have, not the Army you want")
To: Old Seadog
Oh gads! That wasnt just a little fart.
Now we know the source of global warming!
I can close my eyes - if...I...try...REAL...hard!!
posted on 11/06/2007 1:50:55 PM PST
(Al Gore - now the most sanctimonious lardbutt Yank on the planet ~ D. Thompson)
Pelosi Galore proves that regardless of the numerous face lifts, her eyes do indeed close.
posted on 11/06/2007 1:52:07 PM PST
(...no, actually rules are made to be followed, otherwise they'd be called "options".)
Get me outta here! that turtle is poking his head out!
I think he was referring to a “gambler” that didn’t pay off.
posted on 11/06/2007 2:20:47 PM PST
(Fred Thompson - 2008)
They do close.
Yes, but when she does her boobs jiggle.
posted on 11/06/2007 2:27:51 PM PST
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
I said “Say Cheese,” not “Freeze!”
“Damn that thing vibrates fast”
posted on 11/06/2007 3:37:57 PM PST
("Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~ Thomas Jefferson)
Jaeeze Bill Clinton’s hands sure are cold.
posted on 11/06/2007 6:01:01 PM PST
(38 million illegals create a big carbon footprint. The real inconvenient truth.)
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