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Hillary has an army of MY LITTLE PONIES?
The Seattle Weekly ^

Posted on 11/24/2007 1:45:10 PM PST by ahdin_dunuffin

November 21, 2007

Rod Filbrandt Dear Uptight Seattleite,

Where I'm from, if someone comes up and tries to engage you in a conversation about how Hillary is leading an army of My Little Ponies in a secret war against the NBA, the proper response is to avoid eye contact and move away quickly. But you people, despite your reputation for unfriendliness, seem remarkably willing to engage in conversation with random crazy people. I heard one woman say to a man in soiled pants and a ripped, puffy jacket, "Well, anyway, at least it's Friday!" As if on the weekend he would be relaxing from a long week of scrounging for cigarette butts by scrounging for cigarette butts in a more leisurely manner. Do you all see every interaction with the differently hygiene'd as some kind of test of your tolerance?Crud Shunner


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cheesemoosesister; ibtz; kittychow; sniff; sporkweasel; vikingkitties; vk; zot
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1 posted on 11/24/2007 1:45:11 PM PST by ahdin_dunuffin
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To: ahdin_dunuffin

Interesting third post.
Not that it is in any way coherent.


2 posted on 11/24/2007 1:50:29 PM PST by Darksheare (Cordite Chipmunk, the Splodent Rodent.)
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To: ahdin_dunuffin

You may have to translate for we non-seattleites.


3 posted on 11/24/2007 1:51:35 PM PST by Darksheare (Cordite Chipmunk, the Splodent Rodent.)
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To: ahdin_dunuffin

IBTZ

4 posted on 11/24/2007 1:56:19 PM PST by MrEdd (Heck is the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aren't going.)
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To: ahdin_dunuffin

ib4z


5 posted on 11/24/2007 2:07:55 PM PST by the invisib1e hand
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To: ahdin_dunuffin
But you people, despite your reputation for unfriendliness, seem remarkably willing to engage in conversation with random crazy people.

just proving the point.

6 posted on 11/24/2007 2:09:27 PM PST by the invisib1e hand
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To: ahdin_dunuffin

soiled pants....sounds like typical DU-speak


7 posted on 11/24/2007 2:11:26 PM PST by Always Right
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To: ahdin_dunuffin
The kitties are conferring — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&feature=related
8 posted on 11/24/2007 2:20:47 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: MrEdd

9 posted on 11/24/2007 2:32:55 PM PST by FReepaholic (This tagline could indicate global warming.)
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To: ahdin_dunuffin

Duuuude...don’t bogart that joint...


10 posted on 11/24/2007 2:35:32 PM PST by RosieCotton ("Anything worth doing is worth doing badly." -- G.K. Chesterton [NaNo Count 43004/50000])
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To: RosieCotton; All



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11 posted on 11/24/2007 2:44:53 PM PST by scott says
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To: ahdin_dunuffin; Old Sarge; Darksheare; darkwing104
"Do you all see every interaction with the differently hygiene'd as some kind of test of your tolerance?"

Well, Ah ain't dun nuttin' either, but iffen she stinkd like a rancid kennedy left over fum the turkey stuffing contest de odder day, Ah be passin' on dat, sho nuff!

12 posted on 11/24/2007 5:28:42 PM PST by dynachrome (Immigration without assimilation means the death of this nation~Captainpaintball)
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To: ahdin_dunuffin; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; glock rocks; ...
Don't touch the brown stuff, it bad for you man...

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

13 posted on 11/24/2007 6:00:01 PM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: ahdin_dunuffin

How bizarre.


14 posted on 11/24/2007 6:03:42 PM PST by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: the invisib1e hand
with random crazy people

Which reminds me...did you guys know that "random" is the new word for "cool"?

I thought this might be the place to share that with those who have both the clearance and the need-to-know.

15 posted on 11/24/2007 6:05:24 PM PST by bannie
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To: ahdin_dunuffin

BTW...since we’re talking about nothing, anyway:

Can anyone tell me what happened to Yahoo chat? When did it disappear??????


16 posted on 11/24/2007 6:07:37 PM PST by bannie
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To: ahdin_dunuffin; darkwing104

Yay! I’m IBTZ for the first time in at least six months! Life is a pretty sweet fruit.


17 posted on 11/24/2007 6:09:01 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Support Scouting: Raising boys to be strong men and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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To: darkwing104; Darksheare

ib4tz


18 posted on 11/24/2007 6:09:53 PM PST by darkangel82 (And the band played on....)
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To: ahdin_dunuffin
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19 posted on 11/24/2007 6:11:48 PM PST by Lost Dutchman ("Weep for the future Na'Toth, Weep for us all." (G'Kar-Babylon 5))
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To: ahdin_dunuffin

Take your meds!


20 posted on 11/24/2007 6:30:23 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: ahdin_dunuffin

SKYBIRD SKYBIRD DO NOT ANSWER

SKYBIRD SKYBIRD DO NOT ANSWER

EMERGENCY ACTION MESSAGE FOLLOWS

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DAY WORD: TRINITY

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NUKE ‘EM ‘TIL THEY GLOW

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21 posted on 11/24/2007 6:41:10 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Support Scouting: Raising boys to be strong men and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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To: ahdin_dunuffin
IB4Z

So the Lefties in rain-soaked Seattle actually waste dead trees printing this tripe? Monkies with typewriters could come up with more coherent sentences!

22 posted on 11/24/2007 6:51:03 PM PST by Babu (Conservatives should remember, raising taxes reduces, not increases, net income to the Trreasury)
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To: ahdin_dunuffin
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

I Are Moose!

I Controls Cheese!

I Controls Universe!


23 posted on 11/24/2007 6:53:02 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: ahdin_dunuffin
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24 posted on 11/24/2007 6:54:20 PM PST by backinthefold (Tagline: (optional, printed after your name on post):)
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To: ahdin_dunuffin
Do you all see every interaction with the differently hygiene'd as some kind of test of your tolerance?
That and a test of endurence.

PU from the DU

IBTZ!

25 posted on 11/24/2007 6:56:20 PM PST by usmcobra (I sing Karaoke the way it was meant to be sung, drunk, badly and in Japanese)
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To: bannie
random. thanks.

no, I can't go with it. I have too much respect for the word "random."

26 posted on 11/24/2007 7:15:01 PM PST by the invisib1e hand
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To: the invisib1e hand

Alas. They’ll strip the poor word of it’s meaning.


27 posted on 11/24/2007 7:21:22 PM PST by bannie
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To: ahdin_dunuffin

Udin_dunuffin except post something that makes zero sense! What’s the dealio?


28 posted on 11/24/2007 7:28:57 PM PST by Theresawithanh (FRED!)
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To: darkwing104; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; glock rocks; ...

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29 posted on 11/24/2007 7:37:08 PM PST by Old Sarge (This tagline in memory of FReeper 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub)
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To: Old Sarge

I left my decoder ring at home; but I do have the clearance and the need to know.


30 posted on 11/24/2007 7:38:48 PM PST by bannie
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To: ahdin_dunuffin
I know this is English because I understand the words but the way they are strung together has resulted in total nonsense.

Would you like to try again?

31 posted on 11/24/2007 7:41:04 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
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32 posted on 11/24/2007 7:43:34 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (Tagline: optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: ahdin_dunuffin

33 posted on 11/24/2007 7:45:50 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (Tagline: optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: bannie

I left my decoder ring at home; but I do have the clearance and the need to know.


D*R*I*N*K M*O*R*E O*V*E*L*T*I*N*E

I hope this helps!


34 posted on 11/24/2007 7:47:40 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Grizzled Bear

LOL! I guess I meant, “I left my Dick Tracy Watch at home!”


35 posted on 11/24/2007 7:51:17 PM PST by bannie
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To: ahdin_dunuffin

Hillary has an army of MY LITTLE PONIES?

Fly, my pretties, FLY!

36 posted on 11/24/2007 8:06:30 PM PST by G8 Diplomat (Creatures are divided into 6 kingdoms: Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Monera, Protista, & Saudi Arabia)
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To: ahdin_dunuffin

drugs & alcohol don’t mix

put down the keys and take a cab!

IBTZ


37 posted on 11/24/2007 8:13:19 PM PST by vigilante2 (Thank You Troops)
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To: ahdin_dunuffin

My youngest daughter has a navy of colorful little ponies down in the basement but they won’t listen to Hillary at all. I can tell they’re in the navy because she puts them on her brothers aircraft carrier.


38 posted on 11/24/2007 8:19:39 PM PST by Domestic Church (AMDG...)
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To: ahdin_dunuffin
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39 posted on 11/24/2007 8:22:56 PM PST by dragonblustar (Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
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To: Darksheare

I think the whole thing is a spoof. Here is the third letter from that site:

Dear Uptight Seattleite,

Self-conscious about my new boyfriend’s thinning hair, I blurted out to my friends that he has cancer. Is it OK to ask him to play along?Girlfriend With a Baldy

Dear Girlfriend,

A crackling current runs through a new relationship, generated by the unspoken struggle for dominance. Who will be the one in control, and who will live in fear of being dumped? That’s sort of how I remember it, anyway, though I will confess to a bit of a prolonged dry spell. That kind of grappling doesn’t generally work out for me somehow. I do better at scaling a hill in a national park than winning a heart in a natural chest. But let’s reach back through all the preceding hill-grappling to reconnect with the electricity in the first sentence. Let’s use it to raise the curtain on my suggestion for you: Ride this playful, dangerous energy toward a thrillingly unpredictable ending. Look him in the eyes and ask: “What can I do for you in exchange for your feigning cancer tonight?”

Don’t know anything about the poster, but trying, maybe unsucessfully, to be funny doesn’t seem to be a zotable offense; but that’s just me. The column, taken as a whole, seemed pretty funny. Maybe Onion or Scrappleface material.


40 posted on 11/24/2007 8:34:16 PM PST by casino66 ( If I vote Dem I'll get everything 'free')
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41 posted on 11/24/2007 8:34:18 PM PST by JRios1968 (Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
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42 posted on 11/24/2007 8:41:47 PM PST by MarineBrat (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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To: JRios1968
Damn! The one on the right resembles my Liberal-Progressive brother.

But he’s been clean and sober for a long time.

43 posted on 11/24/2007 8:43:05 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Darksheare

“Interesting third post.
Not that it is in any way coherent.

LMAO!!


44 posted on 11/24/2007 9:03:39 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: BenLurkin

LOL!


45 posted on 11/24/2007 9:04:14 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: Jet Jaguar

“How bizarre”

Bizzaro most profoundo!


46 posted on 11/24/2007 9:05:15 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: Old Sarge

LOL!


47 posted on 11/24/2007 9:06:12 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: ahdin_dunuffin
But you people, despite your reputation for unfriendliness, seem remarkably willing to engage in conversation with random crazy people.

I prefer to deal with random crazy people if at all possible. They are a little less predictable, but they are also less likely to have their stuff together enough to get the Democratic nomination.

I heard one woman say to a man in soiled pants and a ripped, puffy jacket, "Well, anyway, at least it's Friday!" As if on the weekend he would be relaxing from a long week of scrounging for cigarette butts by scrounging for cigarette butts in a more leisurely manner.

You miss the point, by informing him of the day of the week, she let him know there were only two more days to get to a television if he wanted to see the ball games on Sunday, and a scant few hours if he wanted to watch Saturday morning cartoons. She was performing a valuable public service by making sure the temporally challenged had a framework reference to ensure their continued dysfunction in a timely manner.

Do you all see every interaction with the differently hygiene'd as some kind of test of your tolerance.

That depeends on the wind direction, usually, and the range.

48 posted on 11/24/2007 9:18:17 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: ahdin_dunuffin
Premature ZOT alert!

Our newbie Freeper friend has posted a question that was posed to the Uptight Seattlite, which is kind of like the Seattle Weekly's version of Miss Manners.

The questioner is basically saying, "Why do you Seattlites humor crazy homeless people the way you do by conversing with them as though they weren't crazy?"

The Uptight Seattlite then replies:

Dear Crud Shunner,

If it seems like there's some kind of test, that's because there is. You've heard of secret shoppers who are hired to check a store's service? There are also secret street people. They'll note not just overt rudeness but also the silent waves of superiority you may emanate while standing at the bus stop like an imperious radio tower. Is that man in the alley ranting at God or relaying a report on your attitude via the Bluetooth device implanted in his skull? You'll never know.

But don't worry! Talking to them is not as hard as you might think. Most every conversation—with a crazy person or not—follows a pattern we can grasp without conscious thought. Simply relax and let the pattern assert itself like the moon on the ocean tides: Someone makes an observation, then you make vague sounds of agreement. So if a man in "Your Basic Hat" turns to you with the full power of his bloodshot high beams and remarks, "Mother Squirrel's pissed a right fortknock, ruddy," smile brightly and say, "Huh, yeah. I'll say!"

But perhaps, unable to simply surrender to the gentle, timeless flow of human courtesy, you're doomed to fail the test put to you by the next secret street person you meet. Half a block later, you'll feel yourself being steered by the elbow into the back room of the nearest independently owned coffee shop for a complimentary soy cappuccino and a quick little seminar. Don't panic, though! You're perfectly free to go. Just as soon as you grasp a few principles of tolerance. You'll emerge blinking out into the street 20 minutes later with a more compassionate view of the downtrodden of the world. You may also spontaneously realize that mocking the kindness of your fellow citizens is not the most productive use of your energy.

And thus with this PC-drenched reply we gain insight into the liberal mind.
49 posted on 11/24/2007 9:21:10 PM PST by Yardstick
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To: Yardstick; ahdin_dunuffin; Old Sarge; darkwing104
OMG! It's in the Seattle Weeky!

ahdin_dunuffin hasn't been banned. Is there a way we can Un-Zot him? Anyone have a supply of Un-Zot kitties in the closet? Maybe a cute puppy would suffice. (Are there "Take-Backs" for Zots???)

Jus' axin"....

50 posted on 11/24/2007 11:39:03 PM PST by Sarajevo (You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.)
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