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Kitty Wigs!
Kitty Wigs! ^ | Carolyn Sortor

Posted on 12/08/2007 8:45:33 AM PST by DogByte6RER

"If you have any creature in the house with a head bigger than a walnut (including boyfriends), you need a Kitty Wig™."

(Excerpt) Read more at kittywigs.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cats; feline; freepun; hairpiece; kitty; kittyping; meow; meowmix; wigs
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WTF?
1 posted on 12/08/2007 8:45:34 AM PST by DogByte6RER
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Check them out here:

http://kittywigs.com/wigindex.html


2 posted on 12/08/2007 8:46:22 AM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

My first thought was a “Merkin”. Look it up.


3 posted on 12/08/2007 8:47:34 AM PST by cripplecreek (Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


4 posted on 12/08/2007 8:55:06 AM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

Someone needs to arrest the creator of these wigs for gross cat shaming.


5 posted on 12/08/2007 8:56:43 AM PST by DouglasKC
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To: DogByte6RER; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...

6 posted on 12/08/2007 9:00:24 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
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To: 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; andie74; Andy'smom; ..

No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

7 posted on 12/08/2007 9:02:10 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: DouglasKC

Oscar the death cat is being sought to put a hit on this inventor.


8 posted on 12/08/2007 9:04:15 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Slings and Arrows; DogByte6RER

9 posted on 12/08/2007 9:09:55 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: Lady Jag

35 second kitten video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57hSqLLfOv4


10 posted on 12/08/2007 9:25:40 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: DogByte6RER

$50.00????? Uh.......no.


11 posted on 12/08/2007 9:47:06 AM PST by TrueKnightGalahad (When you're racing...it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.)
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To: BenLurkin
Have you seen the Wake Up Cat?
12 posted on 12/08/2007 9:47:09 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: DogByte6RER
From the description of the "Pink Passion" wig:

Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig -- somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses.

Pink makes your kitty feel elegant, modern and quintessentially feline.

OK, let's go back through that...

Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig -- somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses.

I think her mind is somewhere picturing something involving you and the famous FR sniper kitty.

Pink makes your kitty feel elegant, modern and quintessentially feline.

Yeah, I'm sure you know just how the cat feels about this. As for quintessentially feline, for give me if I'm skeptical that synthetic hair has anything to do with the adjective "feline." At worst, it's like putting a clown wig on Mr. T. and saying he looks more like B.A. Baracus than ever. At best, it has no connection at all...like saying a Marine is tougher if he carries a pecan in his shirt pocket.

Yes, I know, I'm pathetic for even giving this crap that much thought.

BTW, as a marketing consultant, let me say this: This product, whether intentionally or not, is really aimed at people who don't know Photoshop exists.

13 posted on 12/08/2007 9:49:42 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (Support Scouting: Raising boys to be strong men and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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To: 4mycountry; 537cant be wrong; aardvark1; albee; albertp; alnick; alnitak; Alouette; Annie03; ...

Caption-A-Rama fans, get over here and do your Christmas shopping!


14 posted on 12/08/2007 9:51:07 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (Support Scouting: Raising boys to be strong men and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Some people have too much money in their wallets! lol


15 posted on 12/08/2007 9:55:55 AM PST by tob2
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To: Lady Jag; BenLurkin

Have you seen this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWIjfDJVsHU


16 posted on 12/08/2007 10:07:47 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: Mr. Silverback; DogByte6RER; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

What are you waiting for?


17 posted on 12/08/2007 10:11:03 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Thanks for the ping - I needed ideas for my next cross-stitch project.


18 posted on 12/08/2007 10:11:04 AM PST by norton (deep down inside you know that Fred is your second choice - but he's looking better)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Dude, put the left brain down and step away! This is a fun little fundraising/publicity effort, not a true product line launch. Relax and enjoy the faux fashion blurbs and the nice cat photography.


19 posted on 12/08/2007 10:13:32 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: Lady Jag
What are you waiting for?

"My pants!"

20 posted on 12/08/2007 10:15:04 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
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To: Yardstick; BenLurkin

LOL! Neither of my cats talked till a Siamese kitten moved in. She taught them all to talk and now the house is filled with three feline chatterboxes, all the better to harrass us with.


21 posted on 12/08/2007 10:16:35 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: cripplecreek

22 posted on 12/08/2007 10:20:13 AM PST by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: norton

My pleasure. I am not responsible for any kitty revenge.


23 posted on 12/08/2007 10:21:43 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
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To: DogByte6RER; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Well, the cat's out of the bag.


24 posted on 12/08/2007 10:23:14 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
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To: Slings and Arrows; BenLurkin

I've got your pants right here!





25 posted on 12/08/2007 10:29:14 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: DancesWithCats

ping


26 posted on 12/08/2007 10:30:24 AM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: Slings and Arrows

I love the electric blue but Bob won’t even wear a collar.


27 posted on 12/08/2007 10:39:23 AM PST by Mercat (Waddle around and make new friends)
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To: Lady Jag; Slings and Arrows; BenLurkin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZc8nvL9SJM


28 posted on 12/08/2007 10:49:36 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: Slings and Arrows

Kitties are the bestest. :)


29 posted on 12/08/2007 10:49:36 AM PST by Freedom2specul8 (Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
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To: Lady Jag

My cat always said, “Meow” until one day I said, “Meow-Meow.” Apparently he was pleased to learn a new language because afterwards he said, “Meow-Meow.”


30 posted on 12/08/2007 10:50:33 AM PST by LucyT
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To: SoothingDave

I know you’ll enjoy this ping!


31 posted on 12/08/2007 10:52:01 AM PST by secret garden (Dubiety reigns here)
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To: Yardstick; Slings and Arrows; BenLurkin

They were playing, but did you notice how the cat’s tail got slowly fluffier?


32 posted on 12/08/2007 10:57:35 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Bwahahahahaaa!!!! Your commentary is classic!


33 posted on 12/08/2007 10:58:08 AM PST by r9etb
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To: DogByte6RER

Hmmm mocking the feline master race again are you? There will be a recogning heritics!


34 posted on 12/08/2007 10:58:36 AM PST by MNJohnnie (Hillary Clinton has never done one thing right. She thinks that qualifies her to be President?)
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To: martin_fierro; AnAmericanMother; Tax-chick

Hands down, best graphic ever.


35 posted on 12/08/2007 10:58:37 AM PST by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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To: Lady Jag

Yeah, it’s all pretty casual in the beginning but then the cat kind of escalates. I love the ending where he chases the dog into the other room! So funny.


36 posted on 12/08/2007 11:09:45 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: LucyT

The more you talk to your cat the more it’ll talk. Not that you’ll understand each other, but it does draw the cat closer to you.


37 posted on 12/08/2007 11:12:25 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: Lady Jag; Yardstick; Slings and Arrows; BenLurkin
They were playing, but did you notice how the cat’s tail got slowly fluffier?

Never a good sign... ;-)

38 posted on 12/08/2007 11:17:39 AM PST by Allegra (Greetings from a kinder, gentler Iraq. God bless US and Coalition Forces.)
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To: Yardstick

When I had both dogs and cats they all got along and often played like that, teasing each other until the necessary truce.


39 posted on 12/08/2007 11:27:53 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: Allegra

Fluffing tail meant the cat was getting excited and may tend to go beyond mere playing. They are really friends, it just how cats hunt, playing with their prey. That’s usually when the truces come about.


40 posted on 12/08/2007 11:31:32 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: Lady Jag

Oh yeah, cats love to talk. Here’s a super cute chatty pair:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974


41 posted on 12/08/2007 11:32:39 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: Lady Jag

I think the waist may need to be taken in a bit.


42 posted on 12/08/2007 11:45:38 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
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To: ~Kim4VRWC's~

For surely. ;^)


43 posted on 12/08/2007 11:46:42 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
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To: Yardstick; Seadog Bytes; reagan_fanatic; bitt; Hi Heels; PhilDragoo; ntnychik; Millee; ...
Can't hold back Old Don Johnson.

Put your drink down!

And prepare to view

A special CODED message

From my cat:


Click Johnson

 


44 posted on 12/08/2007 12:07:12 PM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Hey, all the kits are wearing loose pants these days.


45 posted on 12/08/2007 12:16:18 PM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: DogByte6RER

I’m betting they would last as long as the antlers my dogs wore for some photo’s.


46 posted on 12/08/2007 12:25:46 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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To: Yardstick; lady; jag; Slings and Arrows; BenLurkin; martin_fierro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLDbGqJ2KYk


47 posted on 12/08/2007 12:30:11 PM PST by ovrtaxt (Take the red pill, and discover how deep the rabbit hole goes...)
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To: DogByte6RER

Sure, my cats want to look like Ru Paul!


48 posted on 12/08/2007 12:39:17 PM PST by LibFreeOrDie (L'Chaim!)
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To: Lady Jag; Slings and Arrows; DogByte6RER
NOOOOO! DON'T LOOK! WIGS!!!!!!


49 posted on 12/08/2007 1:19:00 PM PST by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: DogByte6RER

50 posted on 12/08/2007 1:26:31 PM PST by P.O.E.
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