Skip to comments.Rx For Depressed Conservatives: Get Your Dose of Rush Rays Later Today
Posted on 01/21/2008 4:43:38 AM PST by PJ-Comix
I am seeing a lot of DEPRESSED conservatives out there due to Fred Thompson's poor showing in South Carolina in the primary on Saturday. A lot of these folks are in a "woe is us," "sky is falling" mood in which the political future is looking bleak.
Well, good news! There is a cure available today to relieve you of your angst. It is the Rush Ray treatment. Tune in to Rush at noon today to get a healthy dosage of Rush Rays. Limbaugh will set your mind right on what is REALLY happening in the political world and how things are actually UPBEAT for conservatives and Republicans. The recent primaries will be put into the proper perspective so you can get the long view of what is really happening in the political world.
For those of you only mildly depressed, only a small dose of Rush Rays will be needed to get your minds right. However, you conservatives who are severely depressed at what has happened, I recommend you turn the volume up loud and place your heads near or on the radio to get a strong dose of Rush Rays. This should cure most of you although some of you might have to return for daily doses of the Rush Ray treatment over the course of the next few weeks.
(I’m feeling perfectly perky, myself, but that’s because I have the world’s most interesting family.)
Oh, a word of warning. Liberals need to wear lead shields today to protect them from the Rush Rays. Although Rush Rays have amazing curative powers for conservatives, they are also lethal to liberals.
Do Rush Rays come in a spray? (heh heh heh)Don’t Ray me Bro!
One liberal who was accidentally innundated with lethal Rush Rays was heard to yell, “Don’t phase me, bro’!”
Sorry, I don't need an entertainer to set my mind right.
Part of the Rush Ray therapy session today will probably be an analysis about how the media is declaring McCain to be the front runner despite having only about half as many delegates as Romney. I do hope Dr. Limbaugh plays a montage of Drive-By Media voices declaring McCain to be the front runner. For you hard core depressed types, be sure to turn the volume up extra loud during this montage in order to benefit for the full therapeutic effect of the Rush Rays.
Volume UP all the way, head firmly against the radio. You are in need of emergency Rush Ray Therapy Treatment. Oh, and repeat daily until cured.
LOL! I dozed off while the MSM was saying RudiG was the front-runner.
You’re really trying to convince people that Romney is the way to go, huh?
When/if Rush does that, he loses all kinds of respect.
He’s already lost a great deal of it by hanging Thompson and Hunter out to dry. Backing Romney will finish it off.
We have set a noontime appointment for your Rush Ray treatment.
Mika on Morning Joe now highly praising McCain. I hope Dr. Limbaugh incorporates that soundbite as part of his Rush Ray therapy. It should be part of the MSM echo effect wavelength of the Rush Ray treatment.
And if that doesn’t help...
They will protect us from Hillary.
McCain is polling ahead in FLA and way ahead in CA ...that’s mucho delegate rays of sunshine in the poncho to you bro.
And, of course, we know that polls are infallible. One "little" problem. Florida is a closed primary. Democrats and independents can't vote in the Republican primary. That pretty much kills most of McCain's support down here. And to believe polls, you would have thought McCain was only about 5 points behind Romney in Nevada.
However, be sure to get your dose of Rush Rays later today.
A strong dose of Rush Rays is highly recommended for you later today.
Thanks,...but I am too depressed to do anything political this week...I’ll watch for a rerun....
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