And, incidentally, we hypothesize that this charming picture of provocative Swedish female vikings was cruelly ended by oppressive Christians who came along and spoiled all the fun.
Not that we're making a leap in some sort of effort to smear Christians as the "no fun" crowd, or anything.
What, you think Christianity had no influence on pagan Europe’s sexual mores? Ever pick up a history book? Or read the early church fathers views on women and sex?
I'd guess it was a little too cold for Muu-Muus.