Skip to comments.I have a hangover of Biblical proportions (All is Vanity)
Posted on 06/05/2008 9:27:55 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan
I have hang over of Biblical proportions.
As in my head is splitting like the Red Sea.
Fire and brimstone are flying from me like the wrath of an Angy God.
I believe the Germans caused this by immigrating to Texas and brewing a concoction known as "Shiner Bock."
Anyone have any suggestions?
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Just head on down to the corner gas station and buy another six pack. Drink them down and you will feel better until you wake up.
If I had a hangover of biblical proportions, the last thing I would do is hang around a computer.
My hangover was mild this morning. That being said, there was a strawberry-kiwi fruit drink on the market back in the 90’s (Hero?—it was from Europe, somewhere) that I could swear mitigated the effects.
Gatorade and some toast if you can manage it. Cold pack on the head (bag of frozen peas or rice works nice.)
Drink a Red Eye.
Mix equal parts beer and “clamato” (tomato juice works in a pinch). Works great. Painted label Sam Miguel works best, but can’t get it stateside.
Pound another six-pack.
“You know, its funny. I cant remember.”
That means you had a good time!
Have a couple of good, stiff Bloody Marys and call me in the morning.
Drunk: "Have you ever tried to push one of these things?"
Drunk to cab driver at curbside: "Do you have room for a pizza and a case of beer?"
I'm not as thunk as you drink I am.
Texas Sized Hangover?
I would suggest you grab a hair-of-the dog, walk out into the desert, and find a nice flat rock to lay on for awhile. Sweat it out.
Oh, and listening to ‘3 days straight’ by Ray Wylie Hubbard probably wouldn’t hurt anything.
When I was younger, I used to work at a drugstore that had a Sodafountain/snack bar. The lead singer in my band used to come to the store every Sunday so that we might partake in our hangover cure. This consisted of 2 Hot dogs, covered in mustard, mayo, ketchup, chili, jalapenos, onions, cheese, fritos and coleslaw. We would eat them, and within 15 minutes of the last bite, we would head to the bathroom and vomit so hard that our rectums would prolapse. It didn’t completely cure the hangover, but it did manage to purge any remaining toxins in our body....at least that’s what we thougt....
Funny, I think I promised God I would do that about 4:00 a.m.
No help this time, but for me, Alka Seltzer before bed, and again in the morning. Works wonders.
Put some plastic over your screen and keyboard.
That way you can use the computer after your barf all over it, which should happen in 3...2...1....
I’ve never been hungover, but you have my sympathies.
Back in my drinking days, I generally cured my hangovers with the ol' "hair of the dog" method.
Your hangover is because you are dehydrated.
Drink lots and lots of liquids and wait it out. Expect all manner of possible solutions. Use any or all of them as long as you drink lots and lots of liquids.
Aspirin will also help to widen constricted arteries. Good Luck; next time drink lots and lots of water before passing out or going to sleep.
Drink two quarts of weak, warm tea, along with three 200-MG Ibuprofen tablets and one extra-strength Excedrin. Then eat something, preferably with a good balance of protein, fat and simple carbohydrate. If that doesn’t work, repeat the words “hangover, go away,” three times, wait twelve hours, and your problem will be over.
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