****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

Create Your Own Motivational ^

[Lucky9teen]

With speculation of Hillary dropping from the race and Obama seeming to be the leading candidate for Dems....

and McCain as our only choice?

Man, I think we all need motivation now....

[Lucky9teen]

From Loud Mime | 06/04/2008 10:16:09 AM PDT read

I’m going to be traveling on Friday, but wanted to send you some good jokes about Communism:

A man is thrown in a Soviet prison cell and the other inhabitants of the cell crowd round him. “How long you in for,” they ask. “Ten years,” the new man laments. “And what did you do?” “Nothing. I did nothing”. “You liar,” the prisoners shout. “For nothing you get five years.”

A man goes to car showroom and orders a Lada. The sales guy tells him there’s a bit of a waiting list but the car will be available for collection on June 24th 2017. The man asks
“Morning or afternoon?”
“Why do you care?” says the salesman
“Because they are coming to connect my new phone line in the morning”

Three workers find themselves locked up, and they ask each other what they’re in for.
The first man says: “I was always ten minutes late to work, so I was accused of sabotage.” The second man says: “I was always ten minutes early to work, so I was accused of espionage.”
The third man says: “I always got to work on time, so I was accused of having a Western watch.”

A man from Soviet Russia, a man from Soviet Poland and an American are on a train.
The Russian is bored. He looks around, reaches up to the shelf and takes down his suitcase. He opens it to reveal countless bottles of vodka. He takes one and throws the rest out of the window. He takes a swig from the bottle and throws that out of the window as well.
The Pole and the American are amazed. “Why did you do that?” they ask. The Russian shrugs his shoulders and says “Where I am from we have plenty of vodka.”
The American, not wanting to be outdone, reaches up to the shelf and takes down his suitcase. Inside are countless packets of cigarettes. He takes a pack and throws the rest out of the window. He then takes a cigarette, lights it and takes a drag. He then throws the cigarette and the packet out of the window.
The Russian and the Pole are amazed. “Why did you do that?” they ask. The American shrugs and says “Where I am from we have loads of cigarettes.”
The Pole looks a little uncomfortable, thinks for a moment and then throws the Russian out of the window.

An American and a Russian General meet up at Disarmament talks and start boasting about their armies. The Russian general says “My army is the best fed army in the world. Each day the Red Army soldier eats 1500 calories”.
The American Army General says “That’s nothing, the US Army gets 4000 calories a day”.
The Russian says “Nonsense, nobody can eat that many Potatoes in a day”.

[Lucky9teen]

Ping to #51

[EarthBound]

[girlscout]

[Liberty Valance]

[DaveLoneRanger]

LOL! Priceless! Where were you during spring classes?

[upchuck]

In a previous life, that was Hillary Clinton’s campaign bus.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

[DaveLoneRanger]

Shepherd Smith was actually covering a car chase when the nut started doing this. I’m always impressed with Shep’s impromptu quick wit - “ohh, and now it’s time to make the donuts” he said.

[pookie18]

Click for related story:

[weegee]

Does she have time to iron my shirt now?

[DaveLoneRanger]

Pooks! I should have known it was you. Wow.

[Lucky9teen]

More true than some realize,imo...

[Lucky9teen]

[mcar]

[Heartlander]

[mcar]

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

[pookie18]

Hi, DLR! Just picked out some from today's toons thread (at 4 other sites)...

[weegee]

[weegee]

"E-X-C-E-L-L-E-N-T."

[Lucky9teen]

[the_devils_advocate_666]

I’m sure what it is but that one just had me lol.

[Lucky9teen]

[CougarGA7]

BROWN CHICKEN BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW.

[Lucky9teen]

[unique]

[envisio]

ding dong

“Who is it?”
“Special delivery, ma’am.”

BROWN CHICKEN BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW

[envisio]

at first I was like...WTF?

then I LOLed.

[envisio]

ding dong

“Who is it?”
“My car broke down, may I use your phone ma’am?”
“Sure...do you like fresh baked cookies?”

BOW CHICKA BOW BOW CHICKA BOW BOW

[CougarGA7]

[weegee]

[CougarGA7]

Lol. Considering the song that comes from I assume she is stacked.

Brick House

[CougarGA7]

[weegee]

Has the Obama scampaign adopted the Bee Gees’ song Jive Talkin’ for their theme yet?

He’s already getting caught on his flip flops.

[True Republican Patriot]

Friday Silliness!

B.O. HUSSEIN is not a Muslim! ROTFLMAOSHICB!

B.O. HUSSEIN is qualified to be Our POTUS! ROTFLMAOSHICB!

Gosh, I gotta catch my breath! Happy Friday...........:-)

[Lucky9teen]

[CougarGA7]

It should be. I’ve said from the word go that he is just an empty suit.

But he does hope something will change. He doesn’t know what. But hope..

[ItsForTheChildren]

Cheer Up! At leas tit's Friday....

What's a "tit's Friday"?

[CougarGA7]

[red-dawg]

[Lucky9teen]

It's where we celebrate these....



































You thought it was gonna be something else, huh?

[Lucky9teen]

Have you ever Googled "empty suit"?

[CougarGA7]

I haddent before, but that is very funny. I like this one.