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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****
Create Your Own Motivational ^

Posted on 06/06/2008 5:37:22 AM PDT by Lucky9teen



With speculation of Hillary dropping from the race and Obama seeming to be the leading candidate for Dems....

and McCain as our only choice?

Man, I think we all need motivation now....




TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: motivation; ofst; silliness
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To: envisio

From Loud Mime | 06/04/2008 10:16:09 AM PDT read

I’m going to be traveling on Friday, but wanted to send you some good jokes about Communism:

A man is thrown in a Soviet prison cell and the other inhabitants of the cell crowd round him. “How long you in for,” they ask. “Ten years,” the new man laments. “And what did you do?” “Nothing. I did nothing”. “You liar,” the prisoners shout. “For nothing you get five years.”

A man goes to car showroom and orders a Lada. The sales guy tells him there’s a bit of a waiting list but the car will be available for collection on June 24th 2017. The man asks
“Morning or afternoon?”
“Why do you care?” says the salesman
“Because they are coming to connect my new phone line in the morning”

Three workers find themselves locked up, and they ask each other what they’re in for.
The first man says: “I was always ten minutes late to work, so I was accused of sabotage.” The second man says: “I was always ten minutes early to work, so I was accused of espionage.”
The third man says: “I always got to work on time, so I was accused of having a Western watch.”

A man from Soviet Russia, a man from Soviet Poland and an American are on a train.
The Russian is bored. He looks around, reaches up to the shelf and takes down his suitcase. He opens it to reveal countless bottles of vodka. He takes one and throws the rest out of the window. He takes a swig from the bottle and throws that out of the window as well.
The Pole and the American are amazed. “Why did you do that?” they ask. The Russian shrugs his shoulders and says “Where I am from we have plenty of vodka.”
The American, not wanting to be outdone, reaches up to the shelf and takes down his suitcase. Inside are countless packets of cigarettes. He takes a pack and throws the rest out of the window. He then takes a cigarette, lights it and takes a drag. He then throws the cigarette and the packet out of the window.
The Russian and the Pole are amazed. “Why did you do that?” they ask. The American shrugs and says “Where I am from we have loads of cigarettes.”
The Pole looks a little uncomfortable, thinks for a moment and then throws the Russian out of the window.

An American and a Russian General meet up at Disarmament talks and start boasting about their armies. The Russian general says “My army is the best fed army in the world. Each day the Red Army soldier eats 1500 calories”.
The American Army General says “That’s nothing, the US Army gets 4000 calories a day”.
The Russian says “Nonsense, nobody can eat that many Potatoes in a day”.


51 posted on 06/06/2008 8:14:39 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: Loud Mime

Ping to #51


52 posted on 06/06/2008 8:15:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: weegee

53 posted on 06/06/2008 8:23:39 AM PDT by EarthBound (Ex Deo,gratia. Ex astris,scientia (Who the hell do I vote for now?))
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To: Baynative

54 posted on 06/06/2008 8:28:20 AM PDT by girlscout
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To: Lucky9teen

55 posted on 06/06/2008 8:29:29 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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To: weegee

LOL! Priceless! Where were you during spring classes?


56 posted on 06/06/2008 8:37:04 AM PDT by DaveLoneRanger (Gun-free zones aren't. Visit ConcealedCampus.com for more)
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To: girlscout

In a previous life, that was Hillary Clinton’s campaign bus.


57 posted on 06/06/2008 8:38:54 AM PDT by upchuck (Who wins doesn't matter. They're all liberals. Spend your time and money to take back Congress.)
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To: Owl_Eagle

58 posted on 06/06/2008 8:40:32 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: Lucky9teen

Shepherd Smith was actually covering a car chase when the nut started doing this. I’m always impressed with Shep’s impromptu quick wit - “ohh, and now it’s time to make the donuts” he said.


59 posted on 06/06/2008 8:41:15 AM PDT by DaveLoneRanger (Gun-free zones aren't. Visit ConcealedCampus.com for more)
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To: Lucky9teen

Click for related story:


60 posted on 06/06/2008 8:46:46 AM PDT by pookie18 (Of course I'm voting for the Republican nominee!)
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To: upchuck

Does she have time to iron my shirt now?


61 posted on 06/06/2008 8:51:50 AM PDT by weegee (In 1988 Lenora Fulani was the 1st black woman to appear on presidential ballots in all 50 states)
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To: pookie18

Pooks! I should have known it was you. Wow.


62 posted on 06/06/2008 8:53:26 AM PDT by DaveLoneRanger (Gun-free zones aren't. Visit ConcealedCampus.com for more)
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To: pookie18
More true than some realize,imo...


63 posted on 06/06/2008 9:08:31 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: upchuck

64 posted on 06/06/2008 9:10:08 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: Lucky9teen


65 posted on 06/06/2008 9:10:55 AM PDT by mcar
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66 posted on 06/06/2008 9:12:02 AM PDT by Heartlander
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To: pookie18

67 posted on 06/06/2008 9:16:01 AM PDT by mcar
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To: pookie18

68 posted on 06/06/2008 9:19:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: mcar

69 posted on 06/06/2008 9:20:36 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: DaveLoneRanger
Hi, DLR! Just picked out some from today's toons thread (at 4 other sites)...


70 posted on 06/06/2008 9:20:49 AM PDT by pookie18 (Of course I'm voting for the Republican nominee!)
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To: Lucky9teen

71 posted on 06/06/2008 9:40:29 AM PDT by weegee (In 1988 Lenora Fulani was the 1st black woman to appear on presidential ballots in all 50 states)
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To: Lucky9teen

"E-X-C-E-L-L-E-N-T."

72 posted on 06/06/2008 9:41:56 AM PDT by weegee (In 1988 Lenora Fulani was the 1st black woman to appear on presidential ballots in all 50 states)
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To: pookie18

73 posted on 06/06/2008 9:46:07 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’m sure what it is but that one just had me lol.


74 posted on 06/06/2008 9:49:06 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

75 posted on 06/06/2008 9:52:46 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: envisio

BROWN CHICKEN BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW.


76 posted on 06/06/2008 9:56:08 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: weegee

77 posted on 06/06/2008 9:58:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: Lucky9teen

78 posted on 06/06/2008 10:04:08 AM PDT by unique
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To: CougarGA7

ding dong

“Who is it?”
“Special delivery, ma’am.”

BROWN CHICKEN BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW


79 posted on 06/06/2008 10:06:10 AM PDT by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
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To: Liberty Valance

at first I was like...WTF?

then I LOLed.


80 posted on 06/06/2008 10:09:16 AM PDT by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
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To: envisio

ding dong

“Who is it?”
“My car broke down, may I use your phone ma’am?”
“Sure...do you like fresh baked cookies?”

BOW CHICKA BOW BOW CHICKA BOW BOW


81 posted on 06/06/2008 10:16:53 AM PDT by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
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To: envisio

82 posted on 06/06/2008 10:17:55 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: unique


83 posted on 06/06/2008 10:19:11 AM PDT by weegee (In 1988 Lenora Fulani was the 1st black woman to appear on presidential ballots in all 50 states)
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To: envisio
Lol. Considering the song that comes from I assume she is stacked.

Brick House

84 posted on 06/06/2008 10:20:40 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: CougarGA7

85 posted on 06/06/2008 10:31:15 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: CougarGA7

Has the Obama scampaign adopted the Bee Gees’ song Jive Talkin’ for their theme yet?

He’s already getting caught on his flip flops.


86 posted on 06/06/2008 10:40:23 AM PDT by weegee (In 1988 Lenora Fulani was the 1st black woman to appear on presidential ballots in all 50 states)
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To: Lucky9teen

Friday Silliness!

B.O. HUSSEIN is not a Muslim! ROTFLMAOSHICB!

B.O. HUSSEIN is qualified to be Our POTUS! ROTFLMAOSHICB!

Gosh, I gotta catch my breath! Happy Friday...........:-)


87 posted on 06/06/2008 10:48:21 AM PDT by True Republican Patriot (God Bless America and The Republicans)
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To: unique

88 posted on 06/06/2008 10:51:45 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: weegee

It should be. I’ve said from the word go that he is just an empty suit.

But he does hope something will change. He doesn’t know what. But hope..


89 posted on 06/06/2008 10:53:28 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Cheer Up! At leas tit's Friday....

What's a "tit's Friday"?

90 posted on 06/06/2008 11:01:09 AM PDT by ItsForTheChildren
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To: Lucky9teen
ObamaCat
91 posted on 06/06/2008 11:05:19 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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96 posted on 06/06/2008 11:53:42 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: ItsForTheChildren
It's where we celebrate these....



































You thought it was gonna be something else, huh?
98 posted on 06/06/2008 12:40:33 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: CougarGA7
Have you ever Googled "empty suit"?
99 posted on 06/06/2008 12:41:28 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: Lucky9teen
I haddent before, but that is very funny. I like this one.


100 posted on 06/06/2008 12:55:38 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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