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Trio of naked men ripped off after being lured to Calimesa motel by women
Press Enterprise ^ | July 25, 2008 | Jose Arballo Jr.

Posted on 07/25/2008 9:54:05 PM PDT by rockinqsranch

Three men looking to party with three females in a Calimesa motel instead found themselves ripped off by the trio after the victims removed their clothing, according to the Riverside County Sheriff's Department.

(Excerpt) Read more at press-enterprise.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Local News
KEYWORDS: bushwhacked; embarrassment; setup
I posted this as this has to be one of the most poorly written news articles I've ever read.
1 posted on 07/25/2008 9:54:05 PM PDT by rockinqsranch
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To: rockinqsranch

I hate when that happens.....


2 posted on 07/25/2008 9:56:57 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: rockinqsranch
About $80 in cash and miscellaneous documents were taken

Apparently, those women picked a wrong crowd!

3 posted on 07/25/2008 9:59:44 PM PDT by paudio (Like it or not, 'conservatism' is a word with many meanings. Yours may be different from mine.)
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To: rockinqsranch
Grammar and sentence structure (not to mention facts) just do not seem to have the same import within news organizations as in earlier times.

We are living in the age of WIKI.

The Media seem more and more to be staffed by "reporter dudes".

Like Phil Keating of FOX.

4 posted on 07/25/2008 10:00:54 PM PDT by LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot ("If you don't have my army supplied, and keep it supplied, we'll eat your mules up, sir"-Gen.Sherman)
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To: rockinqsranch
> After the men removed their clothes, four men entered the room and robbed them.

OOPS!

Could have been worse, if the four men were also gay...

5 posted on 07/25/2008 10:09:02 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: rockinqsranch

Well, they were looking to get screwed...and these 3 men were...LOL!


6 posted on 07/25/2008 10:10:46 PM PDT by padre35 (Conservative in Exile/ Romans 10.10/Eze 11.2)
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To: dayglored

This is the 21st century! C’mon, get with the program, ladies! You don’t need men to do your dirty work anymore.

BTW, I bet you don’t remember me. ;-)


7 posted on 07/25/2008 10:12:32 PM PDT by JillValentine (Being a feminist is all about being a victim. Being an armed woman is all about not being a victim.)
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To: rockinqsranch

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Mullah walk into a motel...


8 posted on 07/25/2008 10:16:28 PM PDT by PLMerite ("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
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To: padre35

Author: Jose Arballo Jr.


9 posted on 07/25/2008 10:17:14 PM PDT by Brian S. Fitzgerald
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To: rockinqsranch

This thread is worthless without pictures.


10 posted on 07/25/2008 10:19:25 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." Ronald Reagan)
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To: rockinqsranch

This often happens to people from Revere, Massachusetts.


11 posted on 07/25/2008 10:26:14 PM PDT by TimSkalaBim
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To: rockinqsranch

The Three Musketards.


12 posted on 07/25/2008 10:27:21 PM PDT by TheWasteLand
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To: Brian S. Fitzgerald
Author: Jose Arballo Jr

Jose can you see?
13 posted on 07/25/2008 10:38:06 PM PDT by mkjessup
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To: rockinqsranch
Three men looking to party for sex with three females in a Calimesa motel...
14 posted on 07/25/2008 10:41:08 PM PDT by Isabel C.
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To: rockinqsranch

Eight dollars? EIGHT DOLLARS?


15 posted on 07/25/2008 10:50:06 PM PDT by Libloather (July is Liberal Awareness Month.)
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To: rockinqsranch
I posted this as this has to be one of the most poorly written news articles I've ever read.

Yes, that seemed obvious to me as I read Jose's report. Thanks for the heads up. When you find a worse one, I'll look forward to reading it, too.

16 posted on 07/25/2008 11:43:25 PM PDT by Misterioso
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To: rockinqsranch

$80 between four men and three women is $11.42 apiece to commit armed robbery. I wonder what the documents were?


17 posted on 07/26/2008 12:19:58 AM PDT by TigersEye (Drill or get off the Hill. ... call Nancy Pelosi @ 202 - 225 - 0100)
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Green cards?


18 posted on 07/26/2008 2:57:38 AM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (Four members of the U.S. Supreme Court don't understand the words "shall not be infringed.")
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To: rockinqsranch

Sounds like something out of a Beavis and Butthead script


19 posted on 07/26/2008 3:45:50 AM PDT by fso301
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To: JillValentine
> This is the 21st century! C’mon, get with the program, ladies! You don’t need men to do your dirty work anymore.

True, but it depends. The women may have been naked by then, too, which makes it hard to pack a piece. Even so, there's no reason they couldn't have set it up so that they had the upper hand, so to speak.

> BTW, I bet you don’t remember me. ;-)

Jill, I'm surprised at that... of COURSE I do! Sorry for not FReeping as much as usual the past month or so, had family here on an extended visit and didn't stay up late much. Now I'm in the middle of moving, but I'll be back at my usual level pretty soon.

Apropos of the thread topic, I imagine you of all women could find a way to stay armed even when devoid of clothing... ;-)

20 posted on 07/26/2008 4:08:49 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: padre35

“Well, they were looking to get screwed...and these 3 men were...LOL!”

LOVE it! LMAO!!!!


21 posted on 07/26/2008 6:52:48 AM PDT by wndycndy (Got five for the moment.)
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To: Misterioso

“...I’ll look forward to reading it, too.”

I’ll do my utmost to find only the most exemplary of journalistic efforts just for you.


22 posted on 07/26/2008 8:20:29 AM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists...call 'em what you will...They ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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