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Question about men and .... SOCKS

Posted on 10/17/2008 10:18:01 AM PDT by PERKY2004

My wonderful DH and I have been married 5.5 years. He is currently deployed to Iraq, so I decided to take inventory and straighten out his dresser drawers, plus the drawers in the closet. (With his blessing and permission, mind you.)

He has socks in 4 different drawers. He has over 80 pairs of socks. Most of his socks are black (work) or white (non-work), with a very few pair of other colors.

Ummm.... is this normal? Socks in 4 different drawers? Over 80 pairs? Or am I just married to a guy who loves his socks?

Molly


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Any sock-related comments would be appreciated.
1 posted on 10/17/2008 10:18:01 AM PDT by PERKY2004
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To: PERKY2004

What is a DH?


2 posted on 10/17/2008 10:19:05 AM PDT by Joann37
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To: PERKY2004
The things you have described make me fear for your safety. It is obvious that this man is a borderline-personality-disorder with acute schziophrenia and long periods of delusional hallucinations. He cannot be trusted around chainsaws, or anything containing peanuts.

Run, do not walk.

3 posted on 10/17/2008 10:20:40 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: Joann37
What is a DH?

Covered in my text, above. Delusional hallucination.

4 posted on 10/17/2008 10:21:21 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: Joann37

That would be a “Dear/Darling Husband”. You see this in common usage on many womens forums. Also DD (daughter) and DS (son). My wife tells me this at least.:)


5 posted on 10/17/2008 10:21:27 AM PDT by The Unknown Republican
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To: PERKY2004

He probably bought only a few pairs of black and white socks. In a dark warm drawer, they breed.


6 posted on 10/17/2008 10:21:29 AM PDT by 17th Miss Regt
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To: Joann37

DH=Dear Husband?


7 posted on 10/17/2008 10:21:36 AM PDT by psjones (u)
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LMAO, nice one Laz,

btw, what the heck was the "free laz" tags about?

8 posted on 10/17/2008 10:21:36 AM PDT by MetalHeadConservative35 (The 2008-2009 NHL Season is underway GO FLYERS!!!!)
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To: Allegra

You help is desperately needed on this thread


9 posted on 10/17/2008 10:21:44 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: PERKY2004

That is odd.

My suggestion- make them into puppets or monkeys.


10 posted on 10/17/2008 10:22:18 AM PDT by retrokitten (We are Joe the Plumber)
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btw, what the heck was the "free laz" tags about?

They got tired of paying for their laz.

11 posted on 10/17/2008 10:22:20 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: PERKY2004

I do have alot of socks (many not even worn in the last year or two) and alot of shoes too, I like to rotate them.


12 posted on 10/17/2008 10:22:27 AM PDT by ropin71 (God Bless our Troops!)
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To: PERKY2004
Women will throw socks away when they thing the socks are too old. Men do not throw socks away.

Ever.

13 posted on 10/17/2008 10:23:05 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who like to be called Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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To: Joann37

Designated Hitter - he bats for the husband while he’s away. ;)


14 posted on 10/17/2008 10:23:20 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word." -- Robert Heinlein)
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To: PERKY2004

LOL! I think many men find socks hard to throw out. The socks may not be exactly suitable for wearing, but on the other hand, they don’t have gaping holes, and thrifty men are reluctant to throw the socks out until they are verifiably useless. Plus, if he travels, he probably buys new ones, brings them home, and just adds them to his collection.

Would he object if you helped him sort through them and maybe got rid of the worn ones?


15 posted on 10/17/2008 10:23:45 AM PDT by livius
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What I’d like to know is where are the mates to the socks my husband has. Seems every time I wash those socks, I’m able to match up less and less of them.


16 posted on 10/17/2008 10:23:46 AM PDT by psjones (u)
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Normal. Men buy socks. Actually, women buy men socks. Especially if they have some with holes in them.

However, men never through away socks. They're still good. You can wear them.

Wait 'til you see what's in the back of the underwear drawer.
(Or as my father would say, "The drawers fulla drawers.")

17 posted on 10/17/2008 10:24:06 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Teachers open the door. It's up to you to enter. Before the late bell. When I close the door.)
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To: PERKY2004

I knew a single guy that got tired of cleaning his house, washing dishes, etc.

He threw out every dish expect one, all of his silverware except one set, all of his chairs except two (a kitchen chair and an easy chair), etc. Don’t know about the socks!

My answer would be 20. Actually maybe just 7 darks, 7 whites. But a few spares of each would be good. Give them to the Goodwill NOW. He’ll never miss them.


18 posted on 10/17/2008 10:24:08 AM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant, Never Fearful)
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To: PERKY2004

Count your blessings it’s only a dresser and some socks. My sweetie has a pole barn out in the country that makes Ali Baba’s cave look like my kitchen junk drawer.

If this collecting/hoarding escalates, be prepared for anything! :)


19 posted on 10/17/2008 10:24:29 AM PDT by Clintons Are White Trash (Lynn Stewart, Helen Thomas, Rosie ODonnell, Maureen Dowd - The Axis of Ugly)
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To: PERKY2004

If most of them are old and worn out it’s pretty normal. We have a hard time throwing out articles of clothing that still have a few threads left. If they’re all in good condition then he is very strange. Most guys have one weeks worth of socks maybe two at the most.


20 posted on 10/17/2008 10:24:43 AM PDT by BubbaBasher (www.HypocriteLibs.org - Tracking the Slandering Liars in the MSM)
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