Posted on 10/30/2008 12:41:30 PM PDT by reaganaut1
On an email list, my relatives annoy me by sending "Bush-is-stupid" jokes. Can someone compile a list of dumb things Obama has said or done (like the 57 states, choosing as VP the senator who got about 2 votes in the primary)? I'd like to annoy the Obama worshippers.
isn’t Barack Obama a joke? Doesn’t anyone get it?..................... Seems like God has a sense of humor too.
I could go for some “Obama voters are so dumb that...” jokes.
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Truth be told, not much about Obama is funny. This isn't too bad, though: http://www.hulu.com/watch/40970/saturday-night-live-obama-address
If Obama’s brains were gasolene it wouldn’t be enough to
drive a piss-ant’s motorbike around the head of a pin.
Obama thinks Americans are so stupid they won’t recognize
a communist if he runs for President.
Obama so stupid it took him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Obama so stupid when he saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, he went home and got 16 friends.
Obama so stupid he told everyone that he was “illegitiment” because he couldn’t read.
Obama so stupid that he puts lipstick on his head just to make-up his mind.
Obama so stupid he hears it’s chilly outside so he gets a bowl.
Obama so stupid you have to dig for his IQ!
Obama so stupid he got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Obama so stupid that he tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Obama so stupid he could trip over a cordless phone!
Obama so stupid he sold his car for gasoline money!
Obama so stupid he bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Obama so stupid he took a cup to see Juice.
Obama so stupid he asked you “What is the number for 911?”
Obama so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
Obama so stupid when he read on his job application not to write below the dotted line he put “O.K.”
Obama so stupid he got stabbed in a shoot out.
Obama so stupid he stole free bread.
Obama so stupid he took a spoon to the Superbowl.
Obama so stupid he makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Obama so stupid he thought he needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Obama so stupid he took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Obama so stupid when you stand next to him you hear the ocean!
Obama so stupid he thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Obama so stupid he sits on the TV and watches the couch!
Obama so stupid that he thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Obama so stupid he bought a videocamera to record cable TV shows at home.
Obama so stupid when he went to take the 44 bus, he took the 22 twice instead.
Obama so stupid he jumped out the window and went up.
Obama so stupid he thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Obama so stupid he took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Obama so stupid that under “Education” on his job apllication, he put “Hooked on Phonics.”
Obama so stupid he put out the cigarette butt that was heating his house.
Obama so stupid he watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
You may try some of the lightbulb jokes here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2076515/posts?page=87
For some reason, a good lightbulb joke can have more impact that just telling someone something.
Dumb jokes may not be the best for Obama anyway. People think a lot of things about him, but dumb is a hard sell.
Try “Obama is so naive that...”
As in: “Obama is so naive that he believes giving money to people that don’t pay taxes is a tax cut.”
How ‘bout his saying that it’s selfish for me to want to keep the money I worked to earn, but somehow it’s noble and progressive for him to want to take it away from me and give it away to somebody else - I can’t think of any thing dumber.......
Odumbo can’t find his birth certificate. And as it happens, nobody can find his parents’ marriage record either. The London Daily Mail looked for it without success, and Odumbo in his memoir says it is a matter he doesn’t want to inquire into.
Obama’s Mama is sooo ugly, they had to put .....
love it.
Obama is so foolish, he thinks he can out-do God.
Why did Obama pick Joe Biden for VP?
Assassination Insurance.
Why is Obama like Osama bin Laden?
Both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.
What’s the difference between Obama and Osama?
Just a little b.s.
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