MISS ENGLAND TOLD SHE IS TOO CHUNKY

The Daily Star (UK) ^ | 29th November 2008 | Robert FiskYour

[llevrok]

MODEL agencies are turning down sexy Miss England Laura Coleman because she is too fat.

The blonde has gone up a dress size to a perfect 10.

But Laura, who will take part in Miss World in South Africa next month, has found most agencies have a problem with her new curves.

Laura, 22, said: “I really think the curvy girl should be promoted more as a positive image in the media. But the agencies seemed to have a problem with me when I wasn’t skinny any more.”

Eating disorder specialist Emmy Gilbert added: “The fashion world endorses an ideal which can be unattainable or, if achieved, highly dangerous.”

[Skooz]

Anyone who thinks this woman is chunky or fat needs to have eyes and head examined.

She’s gorgeous and just the right size.

[llevrok]

If she’s needing someone to take photos of her....I’ll volunteer!

Such a selfless,generous offer....:-)

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Miss England Laura Coleman

Head Shots

Credit: Miss England Winner 2008

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Miss England Laura Coleman

Swimwear/Lingerie

Credit: Miss England Winner 2008

[OneWingedShark]

>Yes, I bet you didn’t find pictures of libraries or of cakes! To avoid such mistakes, one must learn specialized terminology at its sources first!

I didn’t Google Image search the term, rather I used Wikipedia & UrbanDictionary. (dictionary.com is a good reference for unknown words as well.)

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Miss England Laura Coleman

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Credit: Miss England Winner 2008

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Miss England Laura Coleman

Various

Credit: Miss England Winner 2008

[redangus]

Actually for my taste she might be just a little skinny, but that’s just me.

[higgmeister]

It makes you thankful our tabloids in the checkout line are only inane and vulgar.

[July 4th]

Miss England can come over and meet Mr. Upstate New York anytime.

[JRios1968]

A travesty of justice as she is clearly NOT GUILTY

[Kirkwood]

More recent photos show that she has developed an early beer gut, which is kind of gross on her. The rest of her seems fine.

[southern rock]

[Revolting cat!]

What tabloids? At the supermarket where I’ll be getting my $1.99 croissant @ 7:30 AM tomorrow morning (and that’s all I can afford), there is Scientific American, Outside, bon appetit, New Yorker, Men’s Health, Consumer Reports, and a few other intelligent publications for refined and discerning customers.

[Free Vulcan]

If she’s too fat you’re too gay.

[tumblindice]

Schwiiiiiinnngggg!!!

[Smokin' Joe]

Too fat??? She’s gorgeous! Who was the jealous skank who wrote the article, really? Or was some shrew hissing in their ear?

[SupplySider]

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Thanks for posting the critical evidence that this lady is NOT CHUNKY!

[higgmeister]

Kroger or Publix, depending on which one has Cokes on sale each week. Your shopping is much to refined for my tastes.

[apocalypto]

The eye makeup is terrible. I do not care for the raccoon look.

[higgmeister]

I also say, extremely Not Guilty!

[Capn Nickerson]

She looks good. Healthy. Female. Interesting taste in lingerie...

[nufsed]

Drop the charges.

[thecabal]

So very, very true.

[CE2949BB]

Miss England Laura Coleman

Personal Favs

I'm a sucker for the "wholesome" / "innocent" look.

[OneWingedShark]

Ah, as classy as this picture would no doubt be:

[/sarc]

[caseinpoint]

True. The world is getting vulgar out there. As one who avoids most R-rated movies and all television, I am still a bit sheltered.

[kalee]

She’s a very pretty young woman, much prettier than those sick looking anorexic skeletons they have on the typical fashion runway today.

[AD from SpringBay]

The people who think she is fat have eye problems.

[SunkenCiv]

I'd like to nibble.

[airborne]

Well of course she’s too fat for model agancies!

They’re looking for girls with coat hangar figures so they can drape their useless size 0 designer barf bags off of them.

She can eat crackers in my bed any time!

[TypeZoNegative]

Kinda looks like my girlfriend.

[aruanan]

Too chunky? Are these guys going out with skeletons or do they just hate women?

[buccaneer81]

Not guilty and she needs reparations!

[CE2949BB]

Too chunky? Are these guys going out with skeletons or do they just hate women?

Both? Ha.

Credit: Moon Battery

Credit: Bollywood Spice

[ccmay]

This is an extraordinarily beautiful woman— unless you’re a pederast art director or fashion designer whose ideal of beauty is a 15-year-old boy.

[Captain Beyond]

chunky bump lol

[aruanan]

THAT’S HORRIBLE!!!! How are they so duped? Look at Charlize Theron. She’s never let herself get like that.

[ThreePuttinDude]

Chunky is fine with me...

Careful there Sniper, we want you around for a long while.
Ha Ha Ha, I guess it's OK to window shop tho....

Hope all is well.

TPD

[MARTIAL MONK]

I'd hit it.

And she would die laughing.

[oblomov]

In the universe of gay misogynist fashion designers.

[PzLdr]

Desirable women are like rock climbing. They require handholds. RULE, Brittania!

[Riptides]

She’s cute but damn, that’s a huge belly button she has!

[BIGLOOK]

Yep....she’s 10 alright!

[Enough_Deceit]

“I agree; she is a very attractive young woman. Though the “I’d hit that!” comments are a bit... unrefined and show a bit of a lack of dignity (on the part of the posters in respect to the woman); I’d expect it from my fellow Enlisted, but come-on, we’re gentlemen, right?”

OneWingedShark, I truly appreciate your refinement and dignity. What a wonderful example you set. You do your Mama proud! (Too bad I don’t have any daughters of marriagable age at this time. LOL!) You are a keeper!

God Bless!

[OneWingedShark]

>What a wonderful example you set.

Thank you.

>You do your Mama proud!

Um, I could tell her, I guess.

>(Too bad I don’t have any daughters of marriagable age at this time. LOL!) You are a keeper!

Wow, that’s pretty high praise. Thank you again.

>God Bless!

He has, with a good sense of humor and a bit of smarts/wit.
For example look at the reply I got on post 63, and my response on 76.

[rlmorel]

Absolutely not guilty.

[freebilly]

She’s hot...!

[Secret Agent Man]

That is what a healthy normal girl looks like. No problem at all with her. She’s not a bony twiggy anorexic stick.

[celtic gal]

It’s great she does not want to look like a coat hanger. Those runway models look just plain sick and are a bad example for young girls and older gals as well..
I think Miss England looks just fine...a lot of women would like to look this good!