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wat do i get my mom?

Posted on 12/13/2008 5:28:34 PM PST by Heavan13

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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

Gathered around the flaming pentagram roasting marshmallows. Sign me up!

Did you know that Snuggies are now on backorder?


41 posted on 12/13/2008 5:49:15 PM PST by Tony in Hawaii (NUTS!)
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To: Heavan13; Tax-chick; Tijeras_Slim; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon

Wat angkor there is on this thread.

42 posted on 12/13/2008 5:49:38 PM PST by martin_fierro (Wot?)
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To: smokingfrog

Is that “quiche” in dog language??!! I thought the ad was cute with no offense intended. Hope you liked it.


43 posted on 12/13/2008 5:50:18 PM PST by HokieMom (Pacepa : Can the U.S. afford a president who can't recognize anti-Americanism?)
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To: Tony in Hawaii

On backorder? Well damn. There’s my step-father’s gift down the hose. Have to be a belated one.


44 posted on 12/13/2008 5:51:24 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: Heavan13

Welcome to FR.

I’m closer to 60 than 50, and I still don’t have a good answer for that question!


45 posted on 12/13/2008 5:52:15 PM PST by null and void (Hey 0bama? There will be a pop quiz every day for the next four years...miss a question, people die.)
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To: Heavan13
And another thing, if you are trying somehow to act young, remember Conservatives generally have a grasp of the English language.
So try and say something like : I have $40 and would like to buy my 60 year old mom a gift and do not know what to choose. I need help picking out something nice.

Rather than trying and acting dumb, it just make you look like a liberal.

46 posted on 12/13/2008 5:52:24 PM PST by svcw (Great selection of Christmas gift baskets: http://baskettastic.com/)
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To: HokieMom

chow time cracked me up!


47 posted on 12/13/2008 5:52:31 PM PST by smokingfrog (I'll go green when they plant me in the ground.)
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48 posted on 12/13/2008 5:53:05 PM PST by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: Heavan13
Photobucket

A gun because the chosen one is going to take yours.

49 posted on 12/13/2008 5:53:49 PM PST by skimask (Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience)
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To: admin

Why is this post still taking up band width?


50 posted on 12/13/2008 5:54:35 PM PST by svcw (Great selection of Christmas gift baskets: http://baskettastic.com/)
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To: HokieMom

LoL good one!


51 posted on 12/13/2008 5:56:13 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: Heavan13
Give her your time. Go out to lunch, talk,
Help her with little chores you know she hates to do...
Turn the TV, video game, etc off.
Sit down with her and listen to her tell you stories of her youth.
Write her a poem.
Frame pictures that you know she loves...of your family, of you.
Clean you room, the kitchen, the entire house.
Spend each hour of each day with her as if it were the last......
Spend time with her.
52 posted on 12/13/2008 5:57:01 PM PST by hoosiermama (Berg is a liberal democrat. Keyes is a conservative. Obama is bringing us together already!)
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To: Cringing Negativism Network

THIALAND?


53 posted on 12/13/2008 5:57:04 PM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: Heavan13

Just give her the money in a nice card and tell her that ‘Jesus is the Reason for the Season’, and thank her for being your Mom, tell her to spend the $$$ on whatever makes her happy.


54 posted on 12/13/2008 5:57:49 PM PST by mkjessup (God, guns & guts have kept America free, we still need all three. The 'Arsenal of Democracy' is 'US')
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To: Red_Devil 232

I really dislike ads that beat up on guys/boys/men but this one was over-the-top and funny, and pokes fun at women, too!


55 posted on 12/13/2008 5:58:49 PM PST by HokieMom (Pacepa : Can the U.S. afford a president who can't recognize anti-Americanism?)
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To: Heavan13

We're doomed!




56 posted on 12/13/2008 6:01:49 PM PST by 50cal Smokepole
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To: Heavan13
Trolls, newbies and lurkers have mothers too....










57 posted on 12/13/2008 6:02:46 PM PST by Dallas59 (Not My President)
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To: Heavan13

Budget for mom 40.00

cab ride to Hawaii dept of health 25.00
Certified copy of Obama’s birth certificate 15.00

Giving mom a gift that will cover the hole in the wall you bang your head into because you have no life.............. and also brings down a corrupt lying president elect

PRICELESS....


59 posted on 12/13/2008 6:04:00 PM PST by OL Hickory (Where is the America I knew as a boy?)
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To: Heavan13
Go to one of those As Seen on TV stores. I know your mom, she's nice people. Pancake puff makers are very popular. You can fill them with cheese, hamsters, floor lint -- anything. They're good eating, and the food they make is good too.

Cheese stretcher, maybe?

60 posted on 12/13/2008 6:08:53 PM PST by RepoGirl ("I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Sea beams glittering at the Tannhauser Gate.")
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