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The Worst Pop Singer Ever. Why, exactly, is Billy Joel so bad?
Slate ^ | Jan 23, 2009 | Ron Rosenbaum

Posted on 01/24/2009 9:21:17 PM PST by SeekAndFind

This may seem an odd moment to bring up the subject of Billy Joel. But the recent death of the painter Andrew Wyeth revived a long-standing debate over whether his art is respectable or merely sentimental schlock. (Say it: good or bad?) It got me to thinking about the question of value in art and whether there are any absolute standards for judging it. It indicates the question is still alive, not relegated to irrelevance by relativism.

And then I picked up The Art Instinct, a new book by Denis Dutton, the curator of the Arts & Letters Daily Web site. The book strives valiantly to find a basis for judging the value of art from the perspective of evolutionary psychology; in it, Dutton argues that a certain kind of artistic talent offered a competitive advantage in the Darwinian struggle for survival.

Which brings me to Billy Joel—the Andrew Wyeth of contemporary pop music—and the continuing irritation I feel whenever I hear his tunes, whether in the original or in the multitude of elevator-Muzak versions. It is a kind of mystery: Why does his music make my skin crawl in a way that other bad music doesn't? Why is it that so many of us feel it is possible to say Billy Joel is—well—just bad, a blight upon pop music, a plague upon the airwaves more contagious than West Nile virus, a dire threat to the peacefulness of any given elevator ride, not rock 'n' roll but schlock 'n' roll?

I'm reluctant to pick on Billy Joel. He's been subject to withering contempt from hipster types for so long that it no longer seems worth the time. Still, the mystery persists: How can he be so bad and yet so popular for so long? He's still there.

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To: JoeDetweiler

Can I get an Amen? Amen!


41 posted on 01/24/2009 10:01:53 PM PST by aliquando (A Scout is T, L, H, F, C, K, O, C, T, B, C, and R.)
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To: Revolting cat!
Danielle Steel sold more books than Shakespeare

No way. Danielle Steele has not outsold Shakespeare. Between 2 billion and 4 billion estimated Shakespeare books have been sold. Danielle Steele is at between 560 million and 570 million. She doesn't have a prayer of catching up.

List of best-selling fiction authors

42 posted on 01/24/2009 10:01:54 PM PST by nickcarraway (Are the Good Times Really Over?)
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To: DieHard the Hunter

It’s just a Slate idiot who thinks his own opinion is the truth. I don’t listen to anyone on your list, but I wouldn’t put them on the worst list either. Not when you have Tiny Tim and whoever that fat guy is who sings Beautiful Girls.

Love Billy Joel. I’m not reading past this, though, because these threads always annoy me.


43 posted on 01/24/2009 10:02:05 PM PST by Rastus
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To: nickcarraway

OK. Still, Danielle seems to be better than Elvis!


44 posted on 01/24/2009 10:04:48 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: LucyJo

Jackson Browne and John Cougar Mellendingle or whatever the hell his name is.....now, they suck.


45 posted on 01/24/2009 10:05:47 PM PST by Lizavetta
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To: nickcarraway

It’s subtle.

Again, he means well. He thinks he is for the “common man”. He won’t let the tickets for his concerts be scalped because he doesn’t want his common fans gauged. We can appreciate that.

Watch the video for Allentown. He doesn’t understand what caused the loss of manufacturing jobs and the middle class lifestyle...he just reports on the outcome...but he plays a great piano.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aT65C7ywLs

The Dean of Admissions at Muhlenberg in Allentown didn’t appreciate me referencing the song at our interview in 1986. How am I gonna make a living without a Muhlenberg education?

Now, if anyone can find the original Nylon Curtain back sleeve of the album cover showing Billy smoking a cigarette, I’ll believe he is not part of the liberal conspiracy.

The Ministry of Truth on google has deleted it from history.


46 posted on 01/24/2009 10:06:16 PM PST by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: squidly

Allentown


47 posted on 01/24/2009 10:06:49 PM PST by DigitalVideoDude (It's amazing what you can accomplish when you don't care who gets the credit. -Ronald Reagan)
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To: SeekAndFind

Barry Manilow? He’s the greatest!


48 posted on 01/24/2009 10:08:43 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Revolting cat!

Barry Manilow sold more records than, uh, I don’t remember...


49 posted on 01/24/2009 10:09:43 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: SeekAndFind

Or, as he’s known south of the border: “Billy Hole”


50 posted on 01/24/2009 10:10:44 PM PST by matt1234
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To: SeekAndFind

Johnny Cougar forever!


51 posted on 01/24/2009 10:10:54 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Revolting cat!

Rick Springfield too!


52 posted on 01/24/2009 10:11:46 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Rastus

These soon to be unemployed writers know how to work us. Just post something about Billy Joel and use him. Maybe somebody will pay attention to you.

Just like my daughter knows how to work me. I can’t write a lullaby like Billy did but I can stay married to her mom and watch her grow up. Geez, if you can’t be happy with Christie Brinkley, there is something wrong with you.

Then again, her next husband was not happy with her either and got into trouble having an affair with a teenage woman.

Maybe there is something wrong with Christie Brinkley.


53 posted on 01/24/2009 10:12:54 PM PST by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Biz Markie is the worst ever.


54 posted on 01/24/2009 10:12:58 PM PST by Wacka
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To: SeekAndFind

55 posted on 01/24/2009 10:13:33 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Revolting cat!

I like Barry too.


56 posted on 01/24/2009 10:14:34 PM PST by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: Psycho_Bunny

Flame on... :>)


57 posted on 01/24/2009 10:15:43 PM PST by irishtenor (Check out my blog at http://boompa53.blogspot.com/)
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To: Revolting cat!

REO Speedwagon kicks Rick Springfield’s butt.

Can this conversation possible become any gayer?

Billy Joel is still the man regardless of politics.


58 posted on 01/24/2009 10:16:40 PM PST by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: JoeDetweiler
Has this guy never heard of Barry Manilow?

no... Bobby Sherman is the worst...

59 posted on 01/24/2009 10:17:29 PM PST by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: DieHard the Hunter

Beyonce most definately - have you seen her latest contribution to absolute bland - something about putting a ring on it. Terrible song and the worst choreography you will ever see - mind numbingly stoopid!

Mel


60 posted on 01/24/2009 10:17:42 PM PST by melsec (A Proud Aussie)
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