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President To Hold Briefing In Special New Press Room

Posted on 02/05/2009 8:39:17 AM PST by TruthHound

A new Press Room has been set up behind the White House by the Øbama PR staff. The new area was hastily built specifically to demonstrate the complex workings of his new Stimulus Package.

Administration officials are quoted as saying that the special staging area cost about $2.8 billion to construct with Union personnel.

Insiders say the layout of the staging area are best suited to give the press corps the most accurate presentation of how the $1.2 trillion package was consumed by the Øbama team, digested by Congress, then squeezed out for public review.



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1 posted on 02/05/2009 8:39:17 AM PST by TruthHound
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To: TruthHound

Bwahahahahaha!


2 posted on 02/05/2009 8:41:58 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: TruthHound

We’re all gonna die unless this Campaign Donor Payback bill is passed by Friday. These morons are so predictable. Where the hell are all of the adults!?!?


3 posted on 02/05/2009 8:42:29 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer ( Elections have consequences.)
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To: TruthHound

WC? White-Colored?


4 posted on 02/05/2009 8:42:37 AM PST by nufsed
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To: TruthHound

“Squeezed out”

Ewwwwwwwwww.

Accurate! But, Ewwwwwwwww.


5 posted on 02/05/2009 8:43:08 AM PST by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

I haven’t read the bill. Was my billion included? I promised Nancy, I would pay for lifetime face lifts and botox if she took care of biz.


6 posted on 02/05/2009 8:43:35 AM PST by nufsed
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To: TruthHound

LOL, is it in Kenya?


7 posted on 02/05/2009 8:44:14 AM PST by Tarpon (America's first principles, freedom, liberty, market economy and self-reliance will never fail.)
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To: nufsed

“WC? White-Colored?”

Water closet ... a Euro name for restrooms.


8 posted on 02/05/2009 8:44:24 AM PST by mgc1122
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To: TruthHound

That’s a stunning success, it actually got built with union workers.


9 posted on 02/05/2009 8:44:32 AM PST by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: TruthHound

LOL! I like how there are two rows of box seats available to watch the uh festivities!


10 posted on 02/05/2009 8:45:23 AM PST by Batman11 ("Big ears isn't my President!")
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To: mgc1122
LOL! You may have missed the humor and irony in which I intended to post. So don't play John Crapper on me.

WC. Windows Closed (enter at your own risk).

11 posted on 02/05/2009 8:46:09 AM PST by nufsed
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To: nufsed
Westside Chapel.

( Dr Demento reference )

12 posted on 02/05/2009 8:46:09 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: nufsed

I’ve got my request in for the 5 billion I need to develop my new invention that might be able spin straw into gold. (I’m having trouble with that part). It’s also “environment-friendly.”


13 posted on 02/05/2009 8:46:41 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer ( Elections have consequences.)
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To: Batman11

I thought he signed an executive order shutting down the “press room”...oh wait that was Guantanomo. Can they ask questions?


14 posted on 02/05/2009 8:46:52 AM PST by Blue Turtle (I)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Stimulating indeed!


15 posted on 02/05/2009 8:47:04 AM PST by nufsed
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To: Blue Turtle
Can they ask questions?

Yes, the journalists can pick freely from a list of approved questions.

16 posted on 02/05/2009 8:48:11 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

In honor of the initiative by the government to reduce carbon footprints, I am foregoing a private jet in lieu of a time-share arrangement. Inconvenient, but we must all do our part.


17 posted on 02/05/2009 8:48:42 AM PST by nufsed
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To: TruthHound

nice ventilation system!


18 posted on 02/05/2009 8:49:15 AM PST by bigbob
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To: dead
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/

Doing a good job of poking fun at the press over the last three weeks.

19 posted on 02/05/2009 8:49:51 AM PST by nufsed
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To: Brett66

“That’s a stunning success, it actually got built with union workers.”

For 2.8 BILLION, you can get union workers to build a a special staging area or you can go down to local 7-11 and hire a bunch of mexiacans to build it for a couple of grand and they’d throw in the landscaping.


20 posted on 02/05/2009 8:51:01 AM PST by dblshot
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Q: “You obviously needed plenty of fiber to dump such a pungent plan in a short time, Mr. President! How do you feel now?”

A: “Wiped!”


21 posted on 02/05/2009 8:52:51 AM PST by TruthHound (A Republican who acts conservative will whip the snot out of Democrat who acts liberal EVERY TIME!)
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To: TruthHound

Speaking re-cycled $h!t and the excess is flushed right back to ... speaking re-cycled $hit, and the excess is flushed right back to ... speaking re-cycled $h!t .....


22 posted on 02/05/2009 8:54:46 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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To: Brett66

“That’s a stunning success, it actually got built with union workers.”

For 2.8 BILLION, you can get union workers to build a a special staging area or you can go down to local 7-11 and hire a bunch of mexiacans to build it for a couple of grand and they’d throw in the landscaping.


23 posted on 02/05/2009 8:56:29 AM PST by dblshot
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To: TruthHound
The First Black President - President Pryor

This is a clip from 1977 - still funny after 30+ years! It gets real funny near the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtlDVi_1JMg

24 posted on 02/05/2009 8:57:53 AM PST by shove_it (and have a nice day)
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To: TruthHound
First on the agenda, Obama uses some old Presidents style of lecture and gives the nation a lecture on the new cooperation and change.

Second...everyone is a cheat just like his appointments and needs to be regulated by us perfect people...err the government. So get over yourself.

Nexzt up...

The Stimulus is not a stimulus ..it's a raping, but since everyone has now admitted that they lie and cheat...who cares! (ain't liberal philosophy confusin'?)

25 posted on 02/05/2009 8:58:43 AM PST by Earthdweller (Socialism makes you feel better about oppressing people.....)
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To: TruthHound

This room being built at least shows something being spent on the stimulus. The real stimulus will have nothing to show for at the end.


26 posted on 02/05/2009 9:00:05 AM PST by napscoordinator
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To: TruthHound
I'm behind a company firewall, so......


27 posted on 02/05/2009 9:01:29 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (Pretending the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in suspension.)
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To: TruthHound

The plunge protection system—finally laid bare!


28 posted on 02/05/2009 9:02:22 AM PST by 9YearLurker
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To: nufsed

WC? West Coast


29 posted on 02/05/2009 9:26:11 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: TruthHound

New vocabulary word for these times.

:LIQUIDITY

When you look at your investments and wet your pants.


30 posted on 02/05/2009 9:26:53 AM PST by wndycndy (WE ALL MUST FIGHT TO RETAIN OUR RIGHTS AGAINST LIBERAL IDEOLOGY)
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To: Vaduz

Willie Clinton


31 posted on 02/05/2009 9:28:44 AM PST by nufsed
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To: TruthHound

The throne placement will require Obama to take a really “wide stance” on the issues...


32 posted on 02/05/2009 9:34:12 AM PST by mikrofon (Paging Larry Craig....)
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To: mikrofon

But no foot tapping.


33 posted on 02/05/2009 9:34:48 AM PST by nufsed
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