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[Lucky9teen]

The following symbol can be used nationwide by drivers... whenever they see someone with an Obama bumper sticker.

As you pass the other vehicle, make the following motion to the driver to express your support.



The circle stands for Obama, our president.

The back and forth motion reflects the inevitable progress -- like the tide itself -- of his Marxist agenda.

Messiah In Training
Several Democrat political consultants say that Barack Obama spent part of his vacation in Hawaii working on weaning himself off his heavy dependence on teleprompters. Apparently, even at events that are considered "town hall" events, Obama's remarks are scripted or in bullet points that scroll on the teleprompter. One political consultant said, "He just locks down and can't get the words out ... For such a fine speaker, it's really quite remarkable that he's had issues."

I guess the homework didn't pay off as well as Democrats would like, considering the fallout from the Saddleback Forum.

Don't worry ... if he ever has to confront Putin or some mad mullahs we'll make sure a teleprompter is handy.



Barack's Teleprompter Blog
By the way, the president’s teleprompter was pleased with this evening’s performance (the teleprompter launched a blog a few days ago). Despite being abandoned, it seemed to be signaling there’s room enough for both a teleprompter and a giant monitor. Talk about post partisanship.

“I knew My Man wouldn’t let me down,” it wrote. “This LCD screen thing is gonna make life so much easier for him when he’s in the White House. But when we hit the road, it’s gonna be back to basics. I’m exhausted. All those stats, and facts, and challenges, and resolutions. I need a drink.”

[sunny48]

Kind of looks like the joker.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Happy Anniversary!!!!!

[Robe]

In a time where so much is being made about our first black president, Ann Coulter made the following observation in her column of 2/25/2009:

“But as long as the nation is obsessed with historic milestones, is no one going to remark on what a great country it is where a mentally retarded woman can become speaker of the house ?”

[B-Chan]

[a fool in paradise]

It has just been reported that the head gardener at The White House has been dismissed after 28 years of loyal service to many US presidents.

There's no room for Jesus in this White House.

[B-Chan]

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

ROTFLMAO

[a fool in paradise]

Looks like Cheerios floating in Pho.

[ClearCase_guy]

Top 75!

[InShanghai]

[april15Bendovr]

[ErnBatavia]

Whew...I had that same facial expression just an hour or so ago; shortly before taking my shower.

[CJ Wolf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsLuo9abYbM

Consult the chart!

[a fool in paradise]

Mmmmm, so Pho King good!!

[Squidpup]

[Monkey Face]

Great stuff today! Thanks for your efforts! I look forward to the laughter every week, because I need it so!

:o])

‘Face

[fml]

Happy Anniversary!!!