However, it’s easier to make a Harley simulator. Put a saddle on a full drum of oil, then mount it on an industrial paint mixer/shaker. Poke holes in the drum so oil will spray everywhere, sit on the contraption and turn it on. Voila - instant Harley simulator! :D
So much outdated data and arrogance all in one magnificently, mercifully short post.
You just set a new mark for inanity in insult.