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Posted on 04/24/2009 5:41:19 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Have you ever wondered how all of these Democrats can drive around in their big cars, live in their huge homes and fly all around the world in private jets with no guilt? Up until now it’s been a closely guarded secret.



Hi, Billy Mays here again -this time for the one product that will allow you too, to live the energy wasting lifestyle you’ve always dreamed about, but were too eco-conscious to pursue.

Green is good and what could be more green than planting a tree, saving an endangered species’ habitat or building a windmill? Nothing! Nothing could be better. So if you’re ready to go green, then you’re doing a good thing, and doing a good thing makes you good person!

And good people know a good thing when they see one.

Introducing the Obama Carbon Offset Coins! Each coin bears the Earth-friendly face of President Barack Obama. Because they’re minted in China*, we can offer them to you at an astonishingly low price.

Each coin you purchase will help save an old growth tree, build an environmentally friendly energy source, or adopt an orphan tree.


These old growth trees are home to endangered species like the Red Cockade Woodpecker and the Spotted Owl, and deserve to be preserved.

Wind mills and solar panels are not the only way to gain energy independence but they are the greenest. For each dollar you spend on an Obama Carbon Offset Coin, a full three cents will go to one of these worth projects. Now that’s change you can believe in.

But the one that pulls at my heartstrings, and I hope your purse strings, is the Orphan Tree Fund. Millions of trees are living in desperate situations, in impoverished nations around the world. Many of these trees have never been hugged. By purchasing Obama coins, you give these neglected trees a chance to grow-up and lead productive lives, cleaning harmful CO2 from our air.

For just one Obama Carbon Offset Coin a week, you can help change the life of a deserving tree…forever. Four times a year, you will receive a picture of your tree and a report on how it’s doing. Suitable for framing, you’ll treasure your tree and feel good about yourself, because you’ll know that not only have you saved a tree, you’re saving the planet.



And if you order your Obama Carbon Offset Coins in the next twenty minutes, we’ll throw-in Transparency In Government, a life-sized poster of Vice-President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. This poster proves the Democrat Party has nothing to hide.

So you get the Obama Carbon Offset coins and a Joe and Hillary poster.

But wait there’s more!

As an added bonus, we’re going to give you a second poster. That’s right. Just for ordering in the next twenty minutes, we’ll send you -absolutely free- Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi showing that they too can wear the Emperor Obama’s New Clothes.



Get yours now!

Due to high demand, the phone lines may be busy. Dial 1-800-HUG-TREE, that’s 1-800-HUG-TREE and be prepared to wait. Getting your Obama Carbon Offset Coins are just like getting economic recovery.

*Obama Carbon Offset Coins cannot be sold to children under 16 due to the lead content.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: communistholiday; earthday; globalwarming; green; leninsbirthday; obamajokes; ofst; silliness
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To: bmwcyle

21 posted on 04/24/2009 5:57:23 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Your Life is 8% Green
You're not really a tree hugger... if anything, you're a smokestack hugger.
So the environment is not your thing. Would it kill you to at least not litter?
How Green Is Your Life?

22 posted on 04/24/2009 5:59:51 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (American Revolution II -- overdue)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

23 posted on 04/24/2009 6:00:23 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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bkmk


24 posted on 04/24/2009 6:01:00 AM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: Lucky9teen; All
Dead Tree Funeral
25 posted on 04/24/2009 6:03:51 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: ClearCase_guy
I do stuff to save myself money, notnecessarily to be "green". I consider myself a conservationist, not an environmentalist.

Your Life is 24% Green
You're on the right track to living a green life, and you're definitely doing your part to help out.
You care about the earth, and hopefully this quiz has given you some ideas on how you can do more!
How Green Is Your Life?

26 posted on 04/24/2009 6:04:51 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

LoL


27 posted on 04/24/2009 6:05:18 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Lucky9teen
"I think blood will shoot out my eyes."

And you'll turn into a Texas Horned Frog. AKA...the Horny Toad. **They squirt blood from their eyes.**

28 posted on 04/24/2009 6:06:03 AM PDT by Deaf Smith
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To: mylife

Those freaks need to get a life before it’s too late.

One thing I noticed is the material used for that drum stick. If those idiots loved trees so much, why is WOOD used in that stick? Seems a wee bit hypocritical to me.


29 posted on 04/24/2009 6:14:14 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
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To: Travis T. OJustice
I like honesty:


30 posted on 04/24/2009 6:15:28 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: NCC-1701

Insane isnt it? LoL


31 posted on 04/24/2009 6:15:55 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: NCC-1701
Do you get all excited about the weather?
32 posted on 04/24/2009 6:17:00 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

storms comin’


33 posted on 04/24/2009 6:18:12 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Lucky9teen

Not to bring down the Most Excellent Friday Silliness Thread, but I have to wonder if the Feds & Enviro’s aren’t mad about all this nonsense not coming true when I’m reading about the California water wars, now (enviro’s v. farmers, enviro’s taking the lead over farmers & COMMON SENSE).

Carry on with the silliness!


34 posted on 04/24/2009 6:19:08 AM PDT by MonicaG (Thank you to our military & veterans, with love & gratitude. XOXOXO)
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To: Lucky9teen
Top 50...


35 posted on 04/24/2009 6:19:25 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (III)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

Not as much as he did.


36 posted on 04/24/2009 6:20:00 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
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To: mylife
?


37 posted on 04/24/2009 6:21:44 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Freaks-R-Us:


38 posted on 04/24/2009 6:22:02 AM PDT by synbad600
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To: Lucky9teen

We had a couple of 105 degree days earlier this week....means it's time to watch where we step around here.

39 posted on 04/24/2009 6:22:03 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Impeach now!)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

I didnt need to see that.

*washing eyes*


40 posted on 04/24/2009 6:23:07 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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