Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

$$$$ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd$$$$
http://radioactiveliberty.com ^

Posted on 04/24/2009 5:41:19 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Have you ever wondered how all of these Democrats can drive around in their big cars, live in their huge homes and fly all around the world in private jets with no guilt? Up until now it’s been a closely guarded secret.



Hi, Billy Mays here again -this time for the one product that will allow you too, to live the energy wasting lifestyle you’ve always dreamed about, but were too eco-conscious to pursue.

Green is good and what could be more green than planting a tree, saving an endangered species’ habitat or building a windmill? Nothing! Nothing could be better. So if you’re ready to go green, then you’re doing a good thing, and doing a good thing makes you good person!

And good people know a good thing when they see one.

Introducing the Obama Carbon Offset Coins! Each coin bears the Earth-friendly face of President Barack Obama. Because they’re minted in China*, we can offer them to you at an astonishingly low price.

Each coin you purchase will help save an old growth tree, build an environmentally friendly energy source, or adopt an orphan tree.


These old growth trees are home to endangered species like the Red Cockade Woodpecker and the Spotted Owl, and deserve to be preserved.

Wind mills and solar panels are not the only way to gain energy independence but they are the greenest. For each dollar you spend on an Obama Carbon Offset Coin, a full three cents will go to one of these worth projects. Now that’s change you can believe in.

But the one that pulls at my heartstrings, and I hope your purse strings, is the Orphan Tree Fund. Millions of trees are living in desperate situations, in impoverished nations around the world. Many of these trees have never been hugged. By purchasing Obama coins, you give these neglected trees a chance to grow-up and lead productive lives, cleaning harmful CO2 from our air.

For just one Obama Carbon Offset Coin a week, you can help change the life of a deserving tree…forever. Four times a year, you will receive a picture of your tree and a report on how it’s doing. Suitable for framing, you’ll treasure your tree and feel good about yourself, because you’ll know that not only have you saved a tree, you’re saving the planet.



And if you order your Obama Carbon Offset Coins in the next twenty minutes, we’ll throw-in Transparency In Government, a life-sized poster of Vice-President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. This poster proves the Democrat Party has nothing to hide.

So you get the Obama Carbon Offset coins and a Joe and Hillary poster.

But wait there’s more!

As an added bonus, we’re going to give you a second poster. That’s right. Just for ordering in the next twenty minutes, we’ll send you -absolutely free- Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi showing that they too can wear the Emperor Obama’s New Clothes.



Get yours now!

Due to high demand, the phone lines may be busy. Dial 1-800-HUG-TREE, that’s 1-800-HUG-TREE and be prepared to wait. Getting your Obama Carbon Offset Coins are just like getting economic recovery.

*Obama Carbon Offset Coins cannot be sold to children under 16 due to the lead content.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: communistholiday; earthday; globalwarming; green; leninsbirthday; obamajokes; ofst; silliness
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-5051-100101-150151-200201-216 next last
To: Lucky9teen

What was it about that first Earth Day that made millions of teenagers who THOUGHT they were going to live forever suddenly believe that the Earth was going to die before they reached middle age?


51 posted on 04/24/2009 6:34:46 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen
“Population will inevitably and completely outstrip whatever small increases in food supplies we make. The death rate will increase until at least 100-200 million people per year will be starving to death during the next ten years.” • Paul Ehrlich, Stanford University biologist

I need Solyent Green and a side of french fries with that.

52 posted on 04/24/2009 6:37:19 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen
Ha ha -- gotcha beat!

Your Life is 16% Green
You're not really a tree hugger... if anything, you're a smokestack hugger.
So the environment is not your thing. Would it kill you to at least not litter?
How Green Is Your Life?

53 posted on 04/24/2009 6:38:04 AM PDT by StarCMC (Sometimes you need a Jimmy Carter to get a Ronald Reagan.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen
“Dr. S. Dillon Ripley, secretary of the Smithsonian Institute, believes that in 25 years, somewhere between 75 and 80 percent of all the species of living animals will be extinct.” • Sen. Gaylord Nelson

We should make sure that the fallacies of Earth Day prophets live on in the Smithsonian. But museum staff should not be permitted to steer public policy.

54 posted on 04/24/2009 6:39:10 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: mylife
What a dumb quiz. I DID check off the question that says "I DON'T LITTER."

This is slanderous.

Your Life is 12% Green
You're not really a tree hugger... if anything, you're a smokestack hugger.
So the environment is not your thing. Would it kill you to at least not litter?
How Green Is Your Life?

I don't give money to green causes, local businesses aren't necessarily greener, and why should I put on an extra sweater when the President lives in a much bigger home and has said he will raise the thermostat because "he's from hawaii (not chicago) and used to the warmth" (paraphrased press office quote).

55 posted on 04/24/2009 6:44:59 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: Dead Corpse

That’s pretty impressive, does he use that technique often on the bulls?


56 posted on 04/24/2009 6:47:41 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: Travis T. OJustice
New Gitmo Green environ friendly moving techniques being considered...


57 posted on 04/24/2009 6:49:14 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 37 | View Replies]

To: a fool in paradise
"he's from hawaii Hades (not chicago) and used to the warmth"
58 posted on 04/24/2009 6:49:14 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 55 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen
Your Life is 4% Green
You're not really a tree hugger... if anything, you're a smokestack hugger.
So the environment is not your thing. Would it kill you to at least not litter?
How Green Is Your Life?

59 posted on 04/24/2009 6:49:54 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: mylife
I didnt need to see that. *washing eyes*

DON'T LOOK, ETHYL!!!


60 posted on 04/24/2009 6:50:52 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 40 | View Replies]

To: r-q-tek86

HA! HA!!!!!


61 posted on 04/24/2009 6:51:40 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen
Your Life is 24% Green
You're on the right track to living a green life, and you're definitely doing your part to help out.
You care about the earth, and hopefully this quiz has given you some ideas on how you can do more!
How Green Is Your Life?

Dang, still too 'green'....

62 posted on 04/24/2009 6:54:21 AM PDT by Vor Lady (Viva la Revolution!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Travis T. OJustice; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

63 posted on 04/24/2009 6:54:54 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]

To: r-q-tek86

64 posted on 04/24/2009 6:55:52 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen

65 posted on 04/24/2009 6:55:58 AM PDT by erkyl (We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office --Aesop (~550 BC))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen

My daughter is on a green fad right now. She is going to eat soy and save the world. Of course she watches too much MTV and VH1.

So she thinks that NASA should stop launching rockets into the atmoshere. I told her she should take action and get on her cell phone right now and call them. That went right over her head.


66 posted on 04/24/2009 6:57:21 AM PDT by envisio (Sexual Beer & BBQ Ribs)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Travis T. OJustice
He really gets around:


67 posted on 04/24/2009 6:58:01 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 37 | View Replies]

To: envisio
That went right over her head.

Me too. I don't get it.

68 posted on 04/24/2009 6:58:34 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 66 | View Replies]

To: Travis T. OJustice
See what I mean?


69 posted on 04/24/2009 6:58:53 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 37 | View Replies]

To: a fool in paradise

Oy!


70 posted on 04/24/2009 7:00:34 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 69 | View Replies]

To: ErnBatavia
"This town needs an enema monument..." - Some Joker


71 posted on 04/24/2009 7:00:35 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 46 | View Replies]

To: envisio

If she’s going to eat soy then (A) she is going to eat processed foodstuffs and (B) may risk Alzheimer in later years.

And MTV/VH1 now are just the “tweener” stage of indoctrination from Viacom that falls between Nickeoldeon (where Linda Ellerbee told children to educate their ignorant parents on the environment and global warming), Comedy Central’s “Daily Show”, and ultimately SeeBS.


72 posted on 04/24/2009 7:04:22 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 66 | View Replies]

To: envisio

If launching missiles into the atmosphere causes global warming, why did the doomsayers tell us that the atomic bomb testing was ushering in a new ice age?


73 posted on 04/24/2009 7:05:26 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 66 | View Replies]

To: Travis T. OJustice

We had this conversation while she was fumbling with the GPS navigation on her cell phone and flipping channels on DirectTV.

.....satelites.....


74 posted on 04/24/2009 7:08:22 AM PDT by envisio (Sexual Beer & BBQ Ribs)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 68 | View Replies]

To: Travis T. OJustice

Hey! I want that football!


75 posted on 04/24/2009 7:15:20 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 30 | View Replies]

To: envisio

Cell phones don’t need satelites any more than landline phones.


76 posted on 04/24/2009 7:17:18 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 74 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen

A young lady I worked with put up a note in the kitchen asking everyone to refrain from using disposable cups. Her note ended with “The Earth thanks you.”

I put a yellow sticky under it that said “Earth First! We’ll pave the other planets later.” It stayed there for almost a year.


77 posted on 04/24/2009 7:24:58 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (America has proved it's not racist. Now it needs to prove it's not suicidal.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen
CELEBRATING Earth Day.....

HERE'S HOW!
78 posted on 04/24/2009 7:25:33 AM PDT by BenLurkin
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: bmwcyle
Happy Earth Day!

79 posted on 04/24/2009 7:27:27 AM PDT by BenLurkin
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 20 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen

80 posted on 04/24/2009 7:29:52 AM PDT by april15Bendovr (Free Republic & Ron Paul Cult = oxymoron)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

Recycle!


81 posted on 04/24/2009 7:33:09 AM PDT by bmwcyle (American voters can fix this world if they would just wake up.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 79 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen

82 posted on 04/24/2009 7:36:54 AM PDT by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts.....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

I want a 6’ tall poster of that for my office.


83 posted on 04/24/2009 7:37:24 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (America has proved it's not racist. Now it needs to prove it's not suicidal.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 79 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin
Didn't check that many boxes but...turns out I'm 32% green. And I thought I was just being cheap.
Your Life is 32% Green
.
How Green Is Your Life?

84 posted on 04/24/2009 7:39:32 AM PDT by BenLurkin
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 79 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen

28%. That’s enough. Funny thing though...things like turn out the lights...it’s not hot enough to run the AC for air conditioning yet etc...I was doing way before green got silly.


85 posted on 04/24/2009 7:42:34 AM PDT by CindyDawg
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: a fool in paradise
I think that is the bulls technique actually. He's apparently been watching those "b-boy" movies again...
86 posted on 04/24/2009 7:43:24 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (III)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 56 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen
Redefines, "You hit the nail on the head."


Story here: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25378925-421,00.html
87 posted on 04/24/2009 7:47:10 AM PDT by TSgt (Extreme vitriol and rancorous replies served daily. - Mike W USAF)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen
Shoot me now.....
Your Life is 8% Green
You're not really a tree hugger... if anything, you're a smokestack hugger.
So the environment is not your thing. Would it kill you to at least not litter?
How Green Is Your Life?

88 posted on 04/24/2009 7:47:39 AM PDT by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen
And if I see ONE more damn GREEN commercial, I think blood will shoot out my eyes.


*LOL! / BIG 'OL SNICKER*
*TIRE BURNIN' BUMP*

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators." - P. J. O'Rourke
“The problem with socialism is that you eventually, run out of other people’s money.” - Margaret Thatcher
"There are two sets of rules. One set for the rulers and another for the rest of us." —Richard Yancey, former IRS tax collector

Your Life is 20% Green
You're not really a tree hugger... if anything, you're a smokestack hugger.
So the environment is not your thing. Would it kill you to at least not litter?
How Green Is Your Life?

89 posted on 04/24/2009 7:53:15 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen
Time marches on......
90 posted on 04/24/2009 7:57:42 AM PDT by BenLurkin
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen

You left out one:

“Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Wait a minute. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. I haven’t had enough sleep. Uh, uh, uh, but I’m glad you’re with me. Uh, uh, uh, green.” • Barak Hussein Obama Messiah


91 posted on 04/24/2009 8:00:38 AM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Travis T. OJustice
Photobucket
92 posted on 04/24/2009 8:02:27 AM PDT by Tatze (I reject your reality and substitute my own!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: Tatze

LMAO! Nice!


93 posted on 04/24/2009 8:10:55 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 92 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen

The modern four horsemen of the Apocalypse:


94 posted on 04/24/2009 8:13:43 AM PDT by G8 Diplomat (I'm learning Arabic, Farsi, Urdu, Pashtu, and Russian so someday you won't have to)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: CindyDawg
I turn off the lights and conservatively use the A/C not because I love trees but because I'm just a grumpy ole miser.

Of course, I have two teenagers and a 11yo so I can make it a nonstop exercise routine by going through the house continuously turning off lights.

95 posted on 04/24/2009 8:15:51 AM PDT by envisio (Sexual Beer & BBQ Ribs)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 85 | View Replies]

To: envisio

Yeah. I like trees...I don’t worship them though. All of our cut backs are to save money...not the planet .


96 posted on 04/24/2009 8:18:46 AM PDT by CindyDawg
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 95 | View Replies]

To: MonicaG

97 posted on 04/24/2009 8:18:58 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Redneck Radicalized Right-Wing Extremist Recruiter - see Constitution for details!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 34 | View Replies]

To: r-q-tek86

ROFLOL - Good to see you RQ


98 posted on 04/24/2009 8:20:51 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Redneck Radicalized Right-Wing Extremist Recruiter - see Constitution for details!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies]

To: envisio

99 posted on 04/24/2009 8:21:37 AM PDT by Scythian
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 95 | View Replies]

To: Lucky9teen
Your Life is 0% Green
You're not really a tree hugger... if anything, you're a smokestack hugger.
So the environment is not your thing. Would it kill you to at least not litter?
How Green Is Your Life?

100 posted on 04/24/2009 8:21:45 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (We are all equal here but some of us are more equal than others.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-5051-100101-150151-200201-216 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson