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Sailors Make Better Lovers (Official)
Yachting Montly ^ | 5/7/09

Posted on 05/08/2009 4:41:21 PM PDT by llevrok

Sailors have a higher sex drive than other mortals, according to a new study by boffins in raunchy Amsterdam. The Onzin Institute's four-year study, Environmental Effects on the Virility Index, astounded even the program's Director, Dr. Hijgen Krachtig, who said, "As a scientist, one should always be surprised when common knowledge turns out to be true," reports Yachtpals.com

The study is part of a larger project which is attempting to measure human sexual drive, ability and potency on a standardized scale, called the Virility Index.

The study itself took a group of 2,000 Dutch couples and measured the subject's reaction to several stimuli using a number of sensors, including heat-sensing video cameras, a blood-enzyme monitor, multiple skin and scalp sensors, and something called a "self-calibrating turgidity anchor". The second part of the study measured the couples during actual lovemaking, and then the results of both experiments were collected and cross-referenced with the subject's personal data to provide the results for both individuals, and couples.

People who took part in outdoor leisure activities had far higher scores on the index than those who did not, and those who listed "boating/sailing" among their top three activities scored, on average, nearly double that of any other group. The same thing with occupation: Those whose job was listed as "maritime" scored much higher than those who worked on land.

"We think that it may have something to do with the inner ear, or it may be due to the strengthening of core muscles as the body compensates for the rocking motion found at sea" said Dr. Krachtig. "Although one of my colleagues has suggested that maybe sailors are just better used to making love in uncomfortable environments." A follow-up questionnaire did not find any significant difference between the displacement or type of craft sailed, and the individual's or couple's virility index score, indicating that it is not the size of the boat which makes the difference, but rather the motion of the ocean.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: barnaclebill; homoheaven; navy
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To: llevrok
Sailors have a higher sex drive than other mortals, according to a new study by boffins in raunchy Amsterdam.

I'm guessing that anybody who was out at sea for days/weeks/months at a time would have a lot of "enthusiasm" saved up, not to mention happiness that they finally get to employ it with members of the opposite sex.
21 posted on 05/08/2009 6:37:24 PM PDT by fr_freak
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To: BlueStateBlues
They have a certain, shall we say, rhythm?

It must come from the wind, and the swells...

22 posted on 05/08/2009 6:52:32 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Barnacle Bill agrees.


23 posted on 05/08/2009 7:41:23 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Israel is built on rock. Arabia is built on sand.)
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To: submarinerswife; brwnsuga; navynucmom

Navy family PINGGGGGGG!!!!!!


24 posted on 05/08/2009 8:01:14 PM PDT by DeLaine (Navy blue)
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To: Slings and Arrows

As the wife of a USAF pilot, I must respectfully disagree. (grin)


25 posted on 05/08/2009 8:26:32 PM PDT by PERKY2004 (Proud Military Wife ... please pray for my deployed husband (deployment #6 to Iraq))
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To: snippy_about_it

Ha!


26 posted on 05/08/2009 8:49:50 PM PDT by GATOR NAVY
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To: llevrok

“Sailors Make Better Lovers”...for EACHOTHER!


28 posted on 05/09/2009 7:22:16 AM PDT by Clemenza (Remember our Korean War Veterans)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Petronski; JRios1968; Old Sarge

No sea men jokes, please.


29 posted on 05/09/2009 8:03:36 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: SmithL

Sailors have a higher sex drive than other mortals

duh!


30 posted on 05/09/2009 10:33:25 AM PDT by brwnsuga (Proud, BLACK, Beautiful, Conservative!!!)
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To: fanfan

My husband is retired Navy but as far as his lovemaking. He is still on ACTIVE DUTY!


31 posted on 05/09/2009 10:35:13 AM PDT by brwnsuga (Proud, BLACK, Beautiful, Conservative!!!)
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To: Clemenza

100 men go out, 50 couples come back.


32 posted on 05/09/2009 10:38:40 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: snippy_about_it

:)


33 posted on 05/09/2009 11:46:13 AM PDT by bkwells (Liberals=Hypocrites)
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To: Billthedrill; FrPR; Chickensoup
Royal Navy Rules of Engagement

In Her Majesty's Royal Navy, it's Wine, Women, and Song.

After 10 days at sea,
it's Rum, Bum, and Concertina.

Attention, all hands: The capstan may also be used to weigh anchor. However, first, you must clear the cabin boys, goddam it!

FrPR, a good Boatswain's Mate and a good Gunner's Mate go hand in hand ... but not on my deck!

The RBYC rule adopted from the RN:
After a week at sea, it's Friendship, after a month at sea, it's Necessity, after 6 months at sea, it must be Love.

34 posted on 05/10/2009 4:36:10 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
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