Skip to comments.Freeper help: I'm in love with a liberal (vanity)
Posted on 05/27/2009 2:23:38 PM PDT by Karma Police
Sorry for the vanity, but I'm in serious need of some freeper advice here. I think I'm falling in love with a liberal. She's beautiful and has a big heart, but we have conflicting political ideologies. Does anyone have any tips for being in a relationship like that? Thanks FRiends...
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Yes. If you can’t convert her walk away. Save yourself the grief and heartbreak that will inevitably follow.
Judge Sotomayor gets nominated for one day and already we have flippers
find a nice conservative girl
Jon and Katie, enough said!
LOL, LOL...... Sounds like one of the NOT GUILTY guys.... Thats what happens when “you’d hit it”
I’m sorry but you’ll have to shoot her. Just kidding. Right now,
you think it won’t be a problem, but wait a few years. You’ll
be surprised how annoyed you’ll feel. Unless, she’ll come ‘round to your
way of thinking.
Don’t marry a girl thinking you will change her.
Never, ever discuss politics in any way, shape or form. And take all those bumper stickers off your car. I take your time to get to know her. Let me know if you need the GPS coordinates for Heartbreak Hotel.
IMHO, run for your life!! LOL...anyway, I can tell you this, with differences like that it can destroy your relationship. I have family members who are liberal and we literally have nothing to talk about. How can you be really close to someone when they have liberal(aka socialist) beliefs? I could not do it, no way, no how.
Don’t sleep with a girl you wouldn’t want to be your children’s mother.
Dump her now to save yourself a load of heartache later on. I’ve been there and done that. It never ends well.
Convert her or walk. The alternative will be 40-50 years of hell. Just imagine having children with Barbara Streisand.
Run now, run fast, run silent, run deep, just RUN!
DON’T DO IT!!!! You’ll regret it later. Once the newness and attraction loses it’s spark, you won’t have anything else because you won’t have “in common” what’s REALLY important.
Today I had an exchange with a friend from my childhood..a lifelong friend.
He is one of many of them that say Cheney should "Shut up and go away-Other ex-VP's do not bother people".
"GORE bothers ME a lot!"
It escalated. I ended the exchange with, "Your grandchildren will curse your memory and spit on your grave for what you have done to their country".
Strike that one off the list.
Just take a cold shower and run for your life.
Am I right?
There're some ideas there.
Liberals are hypocrites, by their very nature. Is this lady generous with her own money, or will she be generous with yours? Will her bleeding heart place demands on your time and money? That will grow old real fast!
Leave Rush on all day, every day in the background. Play it at very low volume while she sleeps. Make comments if she asks you do to things for her like “What are you, a democrat? Get it yourself”. Inject snide comments about how apathetic liberals are every possible moment- but never directly to her, always to a TV show or radio station.
It can work as long as you both agree to...
1. Never talk politics
2. Never talk religion
3. Never go to sleep angry with each other
Or: If she can’t convert you, walk away. Either way, something’s gotta give here. Note: This applies not only to political ideologies but also to sports team allegiances. Also: Flat sheet tucked versus untucked. Also also: toilet paper with the paper hanging over and down the front of the roll versus the back of the roll. As well: Missing the opening credits of a movie is okay versus not okay.
Kill yourself now!
I have a lot of fun on my Facebook page purposely throwing firebombs about the ONE and liberals in my status. One friend of hers actually told her (he's a journalist) that she was crazy for letting me anywhere near her kids LOL. The thing is we have simple reasoned discussions where she sees where I'm coming from. For some reason though she still just doesn't get why I am pro Sarah Palin LOL
She much more interested in staying with me than staying with her liberal friends...just enjoy it.
Not good enough ... I don’t want some brainless communist goofball raising my kids.
Not going to work. Just give her up.
This is like marrying someone of a different religion. You can work it out for a few years, but down the road it will be trouble.
Oh man, i don’t know whether to laugh or cry..
Enjoy your time together and don't talk politics.
It all depends on whether the poor sot is really in love with the girl. Reason has little to do with affairs of the heart.
Teach her logical thinking. You can do this subtly. Logical thinkers process information a lot differently than liberals.
Dude, nowadays it’s easier to convert a woman politically than to talk her out of getting a vulgar tattoo or of wearing all black!
Just be sure to vote early and then keep her busy on election day.
Have a double Scotch.
Then remind yourself ... we’re just a bunch of faceless, pseudonymous goobers on the internet.
On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
In fact, I’m a bird ...
Like Mexican water through a first time tourist..run.
Just keep your boots on, they’re good for traction.
Excellent point! If you were to marry this woman and have kids, how would you raise them? Would you want them to think abortion was okay? Would you want them to be indoctrinated into a liberal state of mind?
I have a friend who I am really good friends with. He used to be my best friend until we talked about politics one day and found out we have completely different views about politics. If a friendship is hard to maintain, I'm not sure about a relationship.
She CANCELS out your VOTE!! She disenfranchises you and what you think by her vote. RUN....RUN NOW!!
Is it love or lust? Go with the lust first and if the spark is still there in 9 1/2 weeks then see where you stand. If she hasnt show signs of awakening by then, run dont walk away. You may thank me/us for this someday. Otherwise you risk falling asleep next to the pod and waking up with your soul gone.
Liberal chicks are 100% better in bed than conservative chicks. They have a total lack of self-respect, they have no self-control, they are sick freaks that will do virtually anything with complete abandon. I recommend you enjoy yourself for a while, but prepare for the fallout. It won’t be pretty.
If she is a true lib, there will be trouble later. For example, moral issues, choices of friends, etc. Been there done that, never again.
You will be required to commit identity suicide and your testosterone levels will plummet. One day you will return home and find a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches hanging in the closet next to your camo jacket.
Modest differences are one thing, but if you have a fundamentally different set of moral values (which if you’re a Conservative, you do, since liberals what they deem moral and ethical are something completely askew), you’re going to likely encounter serious problems in the long run. If you have children, it’ll be even worse with conflicting values. It’s not like the old days anymore. One or the other will have to convert. You have to ask yourself if it’s worth all the trouble. Me, personally, I couldn’t do it.
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