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Woman’s silicon breasts burst as she lands in California
Pravda ^ | 07/01/09

Posted on 07/02/2009 9:15:16 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster

Woman’s silicon breasts burst as she lands in California

Front page / Society / Real life stories

01.07.2009 Source: Pravda.Ru

A female passenger from Russia had her silicon breasts ruptured as she landed in an airplane in the United States . The 45-year-old woman from Moscow was hospitalized urgently, Life.ru website reports.

The woman, identified only as Irena D., decided to spend her holiday on the beautiful beaches of the transatlantic coast. She boarded a Boeing-767 at Moscow’s Sheremetyevo Airport with a hope that in about 14 hours she will be enjoying the sun of California.

(Excerpt) Read more at english.pravda.ru ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Local News; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: breastimplant; napl; russia
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1 posted on 07/02/2009 9:15:16 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster
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To: TigerLikesRooster

I wonder if that was a possible terrorist attack?


2 posted on 07/02/2009 9:16:42 PM PDT by greatdefender (If You Want Peace.....Prepare For War)
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To: TigerLikesRooster; mikrofon; martin_fierro
The woman, identified only as Irena D.

Also known as Irena DD.

3 posted on 07/02/2009 9:17:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Keeping abreast of the news.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Must’ve been a pretty rough landing.


4 posted on 07/02/2009 9:18:05 PM PDT by wastedyears (The Tree is thirsty and the hogs are hungry.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

More like Irena 45DD


5 posted on 07/02/2009 9:18:13 PM PDT by greatdefender (If You Want Peace.....Prepare For War)
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To: Slings and Arrows

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6 posted on 07/02/2009 9:18:24 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: Charles Henrickson

Was she flying on an Airbust or a Boing?


7 posted on 07/02/2009 9:18:40 PM PDT by Batman11 (Chicago, Land of Lincoln who freed the slaves and Land of Obama who enslaved the free.)
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To: wastedyears
We may now have a new medical term:
pressure-sensitive implant.:-)
8 posted on 07/02/2009 9:19:32 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster (LUV DIC -- L,U,V-shaped recession, Depression, Inflation, Collapse)
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To: greatdefender
"I wonder if that was a possible terrorist attack?"

She will forever be known as "the boob bomber".

9 posted on 07/02/2009 9:19:34 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: Charles Henrickson; TigerLikesRooster; mikrofon; martin_fierro

FORMERLY known as Irena DD, now she is Irena AA..........


10 posted on 07/02/2009 9:20:26 PM PDT by tioga
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To: Batman11

In case they hit water, she was already wearing her personal floatation device.


11 posted on 07/02/2009 9:20:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Mae West.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Shouldn’t fly with fun bags.


12 posted on 07/02/2009 9:21:30 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: TigerLikesRooster
Possibly the only woman in history who lost breast implants after arriving in California.
13 posted on 07/02/2009 9:21:34 PM PDT by TheWasteLand
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To: Charles Henrickson
Implanted airbag?
14 posted on 07/02/2009 9:22:00 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster (LUV DIC -- L,U,V-shaped recession, Depression, Inflation, Collapse)
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To: Batman11
"In the unlikely event of rapid descent and sudden depressurization, your implants may not be used as flotation devices."
15 posted on 07/02/2009 9:22:06 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: TigerLikesRooster
Woman’s silicon breasts burst as she lands in California

Next time she should try landing on her feet.

But, seriously, folks....

16 posted on 07/02/2009 9:22:41 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. -- Texas Eagle)
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To: TheWasteLand
In order to get better ones.:-)
17 posted on 07/02/2009 9:22:56 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster (LUV DIC -- L,U,V-shaped recession, Depression, Inflation, Collapse)
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To: Texas Eagle

LOL!!!


18 posted on 07/02/2009 9:23:43 PM PDT by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (The most dangerous fascists are those with a warm smile and soothing voice.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster
"The woman, identified only as Irena D., decided to spend her holiday on the beautiful beaches of the transatlantic coast. She boarded a Boeing-767 at Moscow’s Sheremetyevo Airport with a hope that in about 14 hours she will be enjoying the sun of California."

Can put Russian travel agents in the boob category along with Russian plastic surgeons. Wanted beach holiday on the Atlantic, ended up in California. Probably worked to her advantage though. No shortage of plastic surgeons in California.

19 posted on 07/02/2009 9:24:40 PM PDT by ameribbean expat
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To: TheWasteLand

She was heading to Silicone Valley, of course.


20 posted on 07/02/2009 9:25:04 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Silly cones.)
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To: Texas Eagle

LOL, that reminds me of a report during the Clinton administration, that Hillary had just landed at Camp David, and left one heck of a divot.


21 posted on 07/02/2009 9:27:04 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: TigerLikesRooster; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Irena will have to spend her entire holiday in California in bed. She will also have to bid farewell to her treasure which she implanted to attract men’s attention.

The Devil Writes Pravda.

22 posted on 07/02/2009 9:29:07 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Farewell, my treasure!)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

You would have to suppose that the ruptures occurred as the plane gained or achieved altitude, and that her condition deteriorated from there, so that she was in severe distress by the time of the landing.


23 posted on 07/02/2009 9:29:39 PM PDT by dr_lew
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To: TigerLikesRooster

POP goes the weasels.


24 posted on 07/02/2009 9:31:31 PM PDT by afnamvet (I see stupid people.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

25 posted on 07/02/2009 9:31:35 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: dr_lew

Breast implants do not expand or contract any more than you do while taking off or landing.


26 posted on 07/02/2009 9:32:52 PM PDT by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

I guess the whole trip was a total bust.


27 posted on 07/02/2009 9:35:15 PM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism, it's the new black.)
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To: Batman11

LOL, I knew this thread wouldn’t let me down


28 posted on 07/02/2009 9:35:53 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (zer0 is doing to capitalism what Kennedy did to health care)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

And the guy sitting next to her said “Hey, can you do that again?”

She should fly on Southwest Airlines, where she is free to boob around the country.

The other implant was made in North Korea. It was overheard to remark” “I’m so ronery.”

It’s a good thing this boob burst did not have a nipple effect throughout the aircraft.

Do you want a medal, or a chest to.....oh, never mind.

Originally from Ireland, Irene D. exclaimed upon landing “Erin go bragh.” And it did.

As the plane taxied to the jetway, Irene D. contemplated being single once again.


29 posted on 07/02/2009 9:38:11 PM PDT by exit82 (Be vigilant--what is happening on Iran's streets may yet happen here in America.)
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To: Straight Vermonter

There was a you lady of Nizes
Who had breasts of two different sizes.
One was so small it was nothing at all
But the other was large and won prizes!


30 posted on 07/02/2009 9:38:50 PM PDT by outhousepatrol
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To: Straight Vermonter
Breast implants do not expand or contract any more than you do while taking off or landing.

... unless there happens to be some sort of bubbles or dissolved gas in them. I think this has to be the first thing you think of, if you accept the premise that the plane flight caused the implants to rupture.

31 posted on 07/02/2009 9:40:08 PM PDT by dr_lew
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To: outhousepatrol

Re posting can’t type tonight.

There was a young lady of Nizes
Who had breasts of two different sizes.
One was so small it was nothing at all
But the other was large and won prizes!


32 posted on 07/02/2009 9:40:31 PM PDT by outhousepatrol
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To: TigerLikesRooster

This story is very titillating.


33 posted on 07/02/2009 9:42:27 PM PDT by optiguy (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.----- Ronald Reagan)
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To: TigerLikesRooster
Can we get this under the “Breaking News” section? Or maybe we could start a “Breaking Boobs” section.
34 posted on 07/02/2009 9:47:38 PM PDT by GulfBreeze (Buck Farak Ofama)
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To: GulfBreeze
Do you want me to be booted from FR for good? :-)
35 posted on 07/02/2009 9:50:25 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster (LUV DIC -- L,U,V-shaped recession, Depression, Inflation, Collapse)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

so she blew out a boob, don’t the airliners carry ‘tit in a can’ emergency stuff like we use for auto tires?


36 posted on 07/02/2009 9:52:02 PM PDT by bobby.223
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To: TigerLikesRooster

I can only imagine what nonsense policy DHS-TSA will come up with based on this little incident. I guess there are some liquids that can go past the checkpoint after all, but probably not for long?


37 posted on 07/02/2009 9:53:50 PM PDT by Hat-Trick (Do you trust a government that cannot trust you with guns?)
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To: GulfBreeze

“Or maybe we could start a “Breaking Boobs” section.”

Now that’s funny!


38 posted on 07/02/2009 9:58:06 PM PDT by Batman11 (Chicago, Land of Lincoln who freed the slaves and Land of Obama who enslaved the free.)
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To: Hat-Trick
Muslim chick with huge breast implant would be checked thoroughly. So are white Nordic chicks with equally big implant who should be checked to 'ensure fairness.'

Next time you ride an airplane, if a Muslim chick with huge breasts starts to chant "Allah Akbar," you know you are in a serious trouble.:-)

39 posted on 07/02/2009 9:59:44 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster (LUV DIC -- L,U,V-shaped recession, Depression, Inflation, Collapse)
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To: TheWasteLand

Great Line. LOL


40 posted on 07/02/2009 10:02:56 PM PDT by JerseyJohn61 (Better Late Than Never.......sometimes over lapping is worth the effort....)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Was anyone else injured?


41 posted on 07/02/2009 10:09:29 PM PDT by killermosquito (Buffalo (and eventually France) is what you get when liberalism runs its course.)
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To: killermosquito
Only the woman.
42 posted on 07/02/2009 10:11:25 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster (LUV DIC -- L,U,V-shaped recession, Depression, Inflation, Collapse)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Something dosen’t make sense here, wouldn’t the decrease in pressure at altitude be more likely to cause this than the higher pressure near sea level upon landing? I would NEVER question a single word I read in Pravda, of course!


43 posted on 07/02/2009 10:16:10 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Further down the article, it says:

The woman felt sick already during the flight, but she thought that it was the pressure. When the jetliner landed, the woman collapsed at the airport.

So the implant could have already ruptured while in flight.

44 posted on 07/02/2009 10:18:13 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster (LUV DIC -- L,U,V-shaped recession, Depression, Inflation, Collapse)
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To: TigerLikesRooster; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
She boarded a Boeing-767 at Moscow’s Sheremetyevo Airport with a hope that in about 14 hours she will be enjoying the sun of California.

Her trip was a bust.

45 posted on 07/02/2009 10:19:33 PM PDT by martin_fierro ("California Or No Bust!")
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To: TigerLikesRooster

I hear that she was flying into Silicon Valley.


46 posted on 07/02/2009 10:21:37 PM PDT by SIDENET ("Join me or die. Can you do any less?" -Mr. Sparkle)
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To: TigerLikesRooster
Woman’s silicon breasts burst as she lands in California

So, is she some kind of robot or android, or does Pravda not know the difference between silicon and silicone?

47 posted on 07/02/2009 10:28:34 PM PDT by Zeppo (Save the cheerleader, save the world...)
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To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
No Fake Boobs

48 posted on 07/02/2009 10:33:21 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: dr_lew

Sigh, the airplanes are PRESSURIZED!

Besides, Mythbusters busted that myth a couple of years ago. Can’t happen, even under EXTREME pressure.


49 posted on 07/02/2009 10:34:53 PM PDT by irishtenor (Beer. God's way of making sure the Irish don't take over the world.)
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To: martin_fierro
MY Boobs Are OK music video.
50 posted on 07/02/2009 10:37:33 PM PDT by packrat35 (Nancy Pelosi is a liar!)
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