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12 things Woody Allen just doesn’t get
http://www.avclub.com/articles/i-love-you-scumbag-x-12-things-woody-allen-just-do,29731/ ^ | 06/29/09 | Keith Phipps, Kyle Ryan, Leonard Pierce, Nathan Rabin, Scott Tobias, and Zack Handlen

Posted on 07/06/2009 3:09:44 PM PDT by Borges

1. African-American people: For a brilliant writer and perceptive chronicler of the human psyche, there’s a whole lot that Woody Allen, or at least the Woody Allen we know from his movies, just doesn’t seem to understand. Allen’s charming, maddening new movie, Whatever Works, provides another in-depth glimpse into the strengths and weaknesses of his neurotic, acerbic, New York-centric worldview. Allen is a whiz at exposing the anxieties and desires of the upper-middle-class Manhattan smart-set, but his blind spots are legion. Take African-Americans for example. Allen named his son after the great pitcher Satchel Paige and has a deep abiding love for jazz. But African-Americans have, by and large, been conspicuously absent from Allen’s films. Allen very tardily tried to rectify that situation by casting Chiwetel Ejiofor in 2004’s hopelessly muddled Melinda And Melinda—a veritable master class in all the shit Woody Allen doesn’t get—as an impossibly suave, unthreatening musician so improbably perfect he makes Sidney Poitier look menacing. Congratulations, your progressive treatment of race just caught up with 1967’s Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner.

2. The American South: Complaining to a friend about the insularity of New York in Annie Hall, Allen says, “Don’t you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we’re left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.” So if that’s how the rest of the country sees New York, how does New York see the rest of the country? Based on Whatever Works, Allen’s vision of the South is pretty much the opposite of New York, populated by right-wing, Christian, uneducated yokels (and closeted homosexuals) who devote themselves to intellectually vapid pursuits like beauty pageants. When teenage runaway Evan Rachel Wood arrives in Manhattan from backwater Mississippi, she’s an empty vessel that David can fill with his misanthropic “wisdom.” Her conservative parents (Patricia Clarkson and Ed Begley, Jr.) arrive later in their Sunday best, but their regressive Southern values are easily tamed by the bohemian polyamory and tolerance of the big city. Being Southern is a disease that New York City can apparently cure.

3. Great Britain: Back in 2005, Match Point was widely hailed as a major comeback for Allen, who seemed refreshed after leaving New York to stake out new territory in the British Isles. British critics were not so kind: Allen’s decision to repurpose a thriller set in the Hamptons for London made for a vivid change of scenery, but his cultural tone-deafness showed, too. Guardian/Observer critic Peter Bradshaw dismissed his portrait of upper-crust Brits as “quaintly conceived,” took issue with dialogue that “sounds clenched, stilted and occasionally plain bizarre” (and also contained lots of egregious mispronunciations and errors), and resented Allen’s tourist’s gloss on the city itself. Allen didn’t much improve with 2007’s Cassandra’s Dream, which attempted to tell the same reheated Crimes And Misdemeanors story from the other half of the class spectrum. The two “cockney” brothers played by Ewan McGregor and Colin Farrell sport accents so egregiously inauthentic that Uncut critic Stephen Trousse mocked them as “wavering between Dick Van Dyke and Tony Curtis doing Cary Grant in Some Like It Hot.” And Allen’s understanding of working-class South London isn’t much more nuanced. The bickering family in Cassandra’s Dream looks virtually interchangeable with their counterparts in Annie Hall or Radio Days; the only difference is that the brothers in Cassandra’s Dream have access to a yacht.

4. The Female Psyche (post-Husbands And Wives): Woody Allen is a fascinating paradox. He’s written some first-rate roles for women and guided multiple generations of actresses to their defining performances. Then, in 1994, the part of Allen’s brain that understands women apparently exploded and his female characters became a thinly sketched parade of castrating shrews (Christina Ricci in Anything Else being an especially egregious example) and vapid, rampaging sexpots intent on bedding Allen and his countless surrogates. With Melinda And Melinda, Allen set out to showcase the formidable talents of Australian actress Radha Mitchell and ended up giving her two terrible, borderline unplayable roles, one comic, one dramatic. Mira Sorvino picked up an Oscar playing a sentient Playboy Party Joke of a hooker with a heart of gold in 1996’s Mighty Aphrodite. But the ultimate late-period Allen female creation is Samantha Morton in 1999’s Sweet & Lowdown. She’s cute, sad, supportive, and completely mute. On the upside: The carefully crafted women of last year’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona suggest that this situation might be righting itself.

5. Gentiles: Despite the fact that the goyim of America make up a large chunk of his audience, Woody Allen doesn’t quite seem to get them, despite his romances with people named Farrow and Keaton. In Annie Hall, it’s easy to get the impression that Alvy Singer gets off on dating a non-Jewish girl from the Midwest in the same way he would if he showed up at a party with a space-alien on his arm. Gentiles are so lacking in neurosis—which, in a Woody Allen movie, is essentially the trait that defines humanity—that they might as well be robots. Indeed, Woody’s robot butler in Sleeper seems more natural and unaffected than the chilly, affected Gentiles who populate films like September and Alice.

6. Los Angeles: Woody Allen’s films seem to be funded by a mysterious cabal of Europeans, well-heeled New York comedy buffs, and clarinet aficionados. He therefore has no use for the motion picture industry, or for its Los Angeles headquarters. His characters seem vaguely aware that there is a place called Hollywood, and that it’s geared towards the production of movies that people in Woody Allen movies would never see, but otherwise they react to any suggestion of La-La Land with the kind of revulsion that most people reserve for “Best Fascist Dictator” Adolf Hitler. Woody’s famous line about California—that its only cultural advantage is that you can make a right turn on a red light—only rings false because obviously, he’s never driven a car in his life, and wouldn’t know that you can’t do that in New York, too. Speaking of…

7. Driving: It’s hard to imagine Allen behind the wheel, but maybe that’s because 1977’s Annie Hall made his driving neuroses a fundamental character trait. As a kid, Allen’s Alvy Singer worked out aggression via bumper cars, impeding his ability to drive as an adult. When he attempts to drive during a trip to Los Angeles, he can’t leave a parking lot without ramming other cars and smarting off to a police officer. He’s uneasy as a passenger, too—first with a flighty Keaton behind the wheel, then with her potentially psychotic brother Christopher Walken, who confesses to him, “Sometimes when I’m driving on the road at night, I see two headlights coming toward me fast. I have the sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.” Hmm, Allen should probably stay off the road.

8. Violence: For a guy who’s made a handful of murder-mysteries, Woody Allen seems to have the same attitude toward violence that most people have toward sewage disposal: They know it exists, but dwelling on the details is unpleasant and probably offensive. Whenever his movies make reference to war, they might as well bring up “Yakety Sax” on the soundtrack; references to the Holocaust are generally used as punchlines. And in his murder-mysteries, the violence itself is usually handled with the lightest touch this side of Agatha Christie. Crimes And Misdemeanors begins this tradition, and it hasn’t gotten any less ridiculous over time; in Woody Allen movies, violence is something that happens to other people, and then it’s only to get the plot rolling so he can do what he’s really good at. It’s this reluctance to portray things that make him feel icky that made Joe Queenan observe: “The only thing Woody Allen has in common with Ingmar Bergman is Sven Nykvist.”

9. Bob Dylan: Give him this much credit: It takes a certain kind of courage to mock one of the best loved and most respected musicians in the history of modern pop music. In 1977, Bob Dylan was still very much in the public eye. He’d released Blood On The Tracks, one of the all-time greats, only two years before, and was still touring regularly when Annie Hall hit theaters. But despite Dylan’s critical acclaim, Allen wasn’t a fan, and there’s no greater way to slander an artist than through the praise of an idiot. While trying to get over his breakup with Diane Keaton, Woody Allen goes on a date with music reporter Shelley Duvall. She throws out words like “transplendent,” she’s nearly impossible to please sexually, and worst of all, she’s a devoted Dylan fanatic, prone to quoting from “Just Like A Woman” in rapturous, vapid tones. “And she aches just like a woman / But she breaks just like a little girl,” is beautiful when sung, but in this context, it sounds like the brain-dead meanderings of some college poet high on empty profundity.

10. Modern music in general; rock music in particular: The vast majority of Woody Allen’s films are set in New York, a city that gave us Brill Building pop, American punk, and hip-hop. But as far as he’s concerned, the music scene stopped evolving approximately three years after he was born. Every time contemporary music rears its ugly head in a Woody Allen movie, it’s the subject of scorn and derision, from his mockery of Annie Hall’s Fillmore East program to his reaction, in Hannah And Her Sisters, to Dianne Wiest’s taking him to a punk club. He acts like rock music was invented specifically to get on his nerves. Even his famous love of jazz, documented in the inappropriately named Wild Man Blues, focuses on traditional New Orleans styles from the teens. In Woody’s universe, even post-bop and cool jazz seem like intolerable intrusions on music as it should be; if Charles Mingus or Miles Davis ever showed up at one of his parties, he’d probably call a cop. Allen’s beyond-arms-length distance from rock did lead to the one funny line in Hollywood Ending, though, when Allen told his silly cartoon of a punk-rock son, “I love you Scumbag X.” Punk might just be silly names and abrasive noise to Allen, but the bond he shares with Scumbag X remains profound.

11. Independent And International Cinema After 1975: Allen studied at the feet of the masters and makes no attempt to hide it. Many of his films recall the style of great directors like Ingmar Bergman and John Cassavetes, paying homage while—usually, anyway—not letting the mimicry get in the way of his own artistic personality. But the films of others, or at least others to which Allen likes to pay tribute, pretty much ends with late-period Federico Fellini. Allen’s casting choices could double as time capsules for which actors were bubbling up at the time of the film’s production. (If that’s Juliette Lewis, this must be 1992.) But when he wants to try on another director’s tricks, he tends to return to the same sources, the stuff that made the deepest impression while he was still finding his own voice.

12. Recreational Drug Use: Woody Allen worships all things intellectual; for him, life isn’t something to be experienced so much as catalogued, criticized, and over-considered. It’s not really a surprise then that he’s not much into things that make analysis an after-thought. But it’s not just that Allen abstains from spirits and drugs; the very concept of other people willingly clouding their judgment for pleasure baffles him to the core. In one scene mid-way through Annie Hall, he tries to explain his reservations. Diane Keaton isn’t much interested in sex, and wants to get high before they screw, and Allen isn’t having any of it. First he dismisses pot (“Yeah, grass, right? The illusion that it will make a white woman more like Billie Holiday”), then complains that making love to a woman who’s high makes the whole experience a cheat, like getting a laugh from a stoned audience. As always with Allen, he’s a little ridiculous and a little right at the same time.


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: hollywood; moviereview; whateverworks; woodyallen
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1 posted on 07/06/2009 3:09:44 PM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges

...a BLT?


2 posted on 07/06/2009 3:11:04 PM PDT by lormand (Michael Wiener - faux Conservative, money bag for California democRATs)
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To: Borges

He also doesn’t understand that you shouldn’t marry your step-daughter.


3 posted on 07/06/2009 3:13:00 PM PDT by OldDeckHand
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To: Borges

13. Birthday cards from Mia Farrow.


4 posted on 07/06/2009 3:14:50 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: lormand

Or a bratwurst...?


5 posted on 07/06/2009 3:15:31 PM PDT by bcsco (I'm a Constitution defender!)
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To: Borges

Darn I should have said Father’s Day cards from Mia Farrow. Oh well.


6 posted on 07/06/2009 3:15:38 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Borges

He DOES get how public schools work: “If you can’t? Teach. If you can’t teach, teach gym.”-from “Annie Hall”


7 posted on 07/06/2009 3:15:48 PM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore (Conservatives obey the rules. Leftists cheat. Who probably has the political advantage?)
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To: bcsco

...which is why I’m not a Jew or Muslim...BACON!


8 posted on 07/06/2009 3:16:48 PM PDT by lormand (Michael Wiener - faux Conservative, money bag for California democRATs)
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To: Secret Agent Man

BTW, is Mia Farrow still doing her hunger strike?


9 posted on 07/06/2009 3:17:15 PM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore (Conservatives obey the rules. Leftists cheat. Who probably has the political advantage?)
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To: Borges

13. Women much older than puberty?


10 posted on 07/06/2009 3:17:47 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Borges

13. He doesn’t get that there’s nothing wrong with making funny movies and there IS something dreadfully wrong with making deadly boring self-indulgent movies.


11 posted on 07/06/2009 3:18:36 PM PDT by DManA
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To: Borges

That he’s not actually funny. 95% of his audience are people that heard he’s brilliant and figure if you don’t love him you must be dumb. The other 5% are people who don’t actually have a sense of humor but think they do.


12 posted on 07/06/2009 3:18:51 PM PDT by discostu (Tommy can you hear me)
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To: Borges

Does anyone really give a rodent’s rectum what Woody Allen likes?


13 posted on 07/06/2009 3:19:16 PM PDT by Ronin (It will be helpful if Geithner can show us some arithmetic.)
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To: discostu

In the 1960s and 70s he was quite funny. And occasinally in the 80s.


14 posted on 07/06/2009 3:20:05 PM PDT by Borges
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To: lormand

And I can’t be a Lutheran and not idolize brats...


15 posted on 07/06/2009 3:20:08 PM PDT by bcsco (I'm a Constitution defender!)
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To: Ronin

Didn’t read the article did you.


16 posted on 07/06/2009 3:20:36 PM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges

I’m not sure I agree with all of the items on the list, and I certainly don’t agree with his politics, but Allen is without a doubt one of the funniest comedians, writers, and directors ever.


17 posted on 07/06/2009 3:22:29 PM PDT by Buck W. (The President of the United States IS named Schickelgruber...)
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To: Borges

Woody Allen is still making movies? Who knew?


18 posted on 07/06/2009 3:23:49 PM PDT by Poe White Trash
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To: Borges
13.5: Young attractive women are not generally attracted to short slightly built bald men with glasses- unless they are very very rich.

This is a common disease among movie makers and producers and such, they must think their young trophy wives are attracted to their wit and wisdom and charm..... yeah right!

19 posted on 07/06/2009 3:24:29 PM PDT by allmendream ("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
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To: Ronin

I for one don’t care what Woody likes....or understands and this article is a waste...who CARES!!??


20 posted on 07/06/2009 3:24:53 PM PDT by Ecliptic
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To: Ecliptic

Film buffs do.


21 posted on 07/06/2009 3:25:26 PM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges
OK, well, there are several of those that I don't "get" either....
22 posted on 07/06/2009 3:26:01 PM PDT by clintonh8r (General James Mattoon Scott: Where are you now that we need you?!)
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To: Borges
I've got another thing Woody doesn't get: humor.

He's about as funny as a Shakespearean comedy.

23 posted on 07/06/2009 3:26:11 PM PDT by TheWasteLand
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To: Borges

Allen is an example of all that is dysfunctional in NYC, but he may be the closest thing to normal they can produce!


24 posted on 07/06/2009 3:26:57 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: TheWasteLand

Shakespearean comedy isn’t supposed to be funny.


25 posted on 07/06/2009 3:27:04 PM PDT by Borges
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To: All

Can’t stand the old pervert.


26 posted on 07/06/2009 3:27:12 PM PDT by patriot08
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To: Buck W.
but Allen is without a doubt one of the funniest comedians, writers, and directors ever.

Good night, I couldn't disagree more!

Thank the Lord we have choices so we can both have our favorites.

27 posted on 07/06/2009 3:27:37 PM PDT by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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To: Borges

True. Sigh.


28 posted on 07/06/2009 3:28:04 PM PDT by TheWasteLand
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To: Borges

He was OK for a while, he ran into problems when he started believing his own press. Mel Brooks has a similar problem. Woody’s problem has been made worse by the fact that he’s deeply neurotic and seems to have a hard time finding anything to write about other than his severe emotional problems. The only good thing he’s done lately is put Scarlett Johansson in a lot of movies, not that she’s any good, but she’s hot, I think he thinks by putting the biggest boobs in Hollywood in his movies we’ll forget about his under age girl issues.


29 posted on 07/06/2009 3:28:38 PM PDT by discostu (Tommy can you hear me)
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To: Eaker

I bet we share a lot of those favorites, minus Allen who’s obviously not on your list.


30 posted on 07/06/2009 3:28:45 PM PDT by Buck W. (The President of the United States IS named Schickelgruber...)
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To: TheWasteLand

The point being that in the 60s and 70s Allen was funny.


31 posted on 07/06/2009 3:29:04 PM PDT by Borges
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To: discostu

Brooks stayed pretty much the same from the start of his career to the end. Just less effective.


32 posted on 07/06/2009 3:29:44 PM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges

People did a lot of drugs in the 70’s.


33 posted on 07/06/2009 3:29:48 PM PDT by TheWasteLand
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To: Borges

I’ve liked many of Allen’s movies, but his “relationship” with his daughter was morally wrong. He’s a flawed, flawed man.


34 posted on 07/06/2009 3:32:41 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Borges

I’m surprised that anyone’s paid that much attention to Allen in the last twenty years. I liked Bananas, Play It Again Sam, Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, Sleeper and Annie Hall, but after that, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. None of the films has aged particularly well, either.


35 posted on 07/06/2009 3:33:54 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: Borges
violence is something that happens to other people, and then it’s only to get the plot rolling so he can do what he’s really good at.

And this is supposed to be a bad thing? This happens to be one reason I like Allen's movies. I abhor violence in movies and TV.

36 posted on 07/06/2009 3:36:03 PM PDT by giotto
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To: Borges

Brooks’ career, unfortunately, hasn’t ended yet. He recently managed to get Spaceballs The Animated Series going on G4. Thankfully it seems to have been canceled, it’s terrible, it’s beyond terrible. Mel’s output really dropped in the 80s, To Be or Not to Be was brilliant but other than that mediocre to awful.


37 posted on 07/06/2009 3:36:21 PM PDT by discostu (Tommy can you hear me)
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To: discostu
Considering Brooks was born in 1926, the fact that he's doing anything productive is impressive. I thought his best movie, by far, was Young Frankenstein. After that, Blazing Saddles. My daughters loved Spaceballs when they were young.

Brooks was an old school Jewish vaudeville comedian. Whenever a new trend would come out, he would overlay the same jokes on the new trend. Many of the jokes were awful, but that was part of their charm. No matter how bad the line was, who can ever forget, "Please. It's just plain Yogurt."

38 posted on 07/06/2009 3:48:56 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: Poe White Trash
Woody Allen is still making movies? Who knew?

You kidding me? I didn't even realize that he was still drawing breath (guess I don't care enough to know).

Woody Allen has always been the perfect picture of a modern liberal, in my mind.

39 posted on 07/06/2009 4:09:48 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: patriot08

And you claim to like classic movies? :)


40 posted on 07/06/2009 4:33:23 PM PDT by Borges
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To: discostu

The 80s remake of ‘To Be Or Not to Be’ wasn’t a patch on the great 1941 film.


41 posted on 07/06/2009 4:34:45 PM PDT by Borges
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To: OldDeckHand

nor consummate the potential thereof.


42 posted on 07/06/2009 4:36:33 PM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: Richard Kimball

I liked his films also, until it becomes obvious that his satire was too closely associated with his actual convictions, (as manifest with his stepdaughter relations).

It isn’t funny anymore when his ironic associations in his black humor manifests his true heart.


43 posted on 07/06/2009 4:39:34 PM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: Borges

I must admit that inserting the Greek chorus (esp. F. Murray Abraham) into the story in _Mighty Aphrodite_ was a stroke of genius.


44 posted on 07/06/2009 4:54:12 PM PDT by Poe White Trash
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To: Borges

Sleeper is one of the funniest movies ever made and the future nanny state he predicts with “bread and circuses” to placate the sheeple, corrupt govt, and fake food makes me think he was predicting the present administration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3pvCwC2rsg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDSyJl04Rko

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FRjp41wxNw&feature=related


45 posted on 07/06/2009 5:00:56 PM PDT by blackminorca
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To: Borges
I honestly think that Woody Allen was best at mindless humor, stuff that was just funny... IMHO, his last funny movie was Sleeper, while his 2 comic "masterpieces" were "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask," and (my personal favorite) "Take the Money and Run."

Everything since then have been (IMHO) self-analyzing dreck.

Mark

46 posted on 07/06/2009 5:19:59 PM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: Borges

Yes. My taste runs to Grant, Steward, Davis, Crawford and Kerr et al..not this old pervert and his stupid movies.


47 posted on 07/06/2009 5:23:17 PM PDT by patriot08
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To: blackminorca

Well, I’m still waiting for my Orgasmatron!

Mark

(is that what it was called? It’s been so long since I saw the movie!)


48 posted on 07/06/2009 5:24:25 PM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: TheWasteLand

Oh I dunno, “As You Like It”, with Kenneth Branagh, was pretty funny at several points. Michael Keaton as Dogsberry was quite good, as was Branagh, and Keanu Reeves was at least unintentionally funny.


49 posted on 07/06/2009 6:00:41 PM PDT by Little Pig (Is it time for "Cowboys and Islamofanatics" yet?)
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To: patriot08

Allen’s best films are some of the most intelligent films ever made the U.S. And if you knew much about Cary Grant you wouldn’t single out Allen as a pervert. And Legend has it that Jimmy Stewart impregnated Marlene Dietrich and then wouldn’t talk to her. Orson Welles drove to her to get an abortion.


50 posted on 07/06/2009 6:30:27 PM PDT by Borges
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