And if you met me, you'd fall in love.
They always do.
Kissy kissy kissy.
Posted on 07/16/2009 8:57:56 AM PDT by libh8er
And I don't do hook ups.
And if you met me, you'd fall in love.
They always do.
Kissy kissy kissy.
Given that this is from Esquire, the line should read, "here's why strong women just aren't that into having sex with METROSEXUALS anymore"
Where Have All the Loose Women Gone?
To school, apparently; look at all the female teachers charged with statutory rape!
Set the alarm 15 minutes early and have sex every day; and BTW.what's so bad about a woman starting her day off with an orgasm.
Dr Laura got a lot of letters from women who tried it and how much happier they and their marriages were. All of a sudden their husbands were hurrying home from work, bringing flowers, helping with the kids, etc.
Amen and Amen!
I hate to tell you this...but in NY, some of the biggest skanks I’ve seen in action are first-generation Asian American females. Perhaps it’s a NY thing, but it’s endemic here...
Heh. Depends on the Floridian. :-)
Yeh, but you have to listen to them yammer on and on.
My wife had me at her love for Reagan.
The caller had a good idea...but as a woman, I’ve got to say I don’t understand the don’t have time/tired thing. I have yet to meet a married woman in my age group who spends less than a half-hour a day on the internet...cut that time in half and, voila...you’ve got time.
The problem is that a lot of men don't figure this out until it's time for their second marriage...they marry, they get cheated on, they figure it out.
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Now that is just plain sad.
Why would a gun have a dog?
That is in very bad taste.
Regardless of your intention, it stands alone as your own joke.
Cause dogs can’t own guns?
Rules of thumb:
1) Everybody Lies About Sex. — Lazarus Long
2) The single purpose of sex is reproduction. Everything else is a trick to get you to have sex, make offspring, and raise them to adulthood.
3) There is a wildly varying, but finite amount of energy in a person, that can be used for sex or other things.
Some people have such little energy that they should never have sex or children.
Some people have enough energy to have some sex, but not enough to have and raise children.
Most people have enough energy to have a “normal” amount of sex, and have two or three children. But little else other than providing for them.
Some people have enough energy to have several children and perform other services, such as continuing to improve their families lives.
And a distinct minority can have multiple children with different spouses, and still have enough energy to “empire build”.
4) There are people who act as reproductive “blockers” to prevent other people from having children. This may be a biological principle behind prostitution.
5) Adults beyond childbearing years still have a function in the rearing of children, and the “grandmother effect”, of grandmothers dying soon after their grandchildren graduate from school, it statistically noteworthy.
Wow, is this what passes for comedy on sitcoms these days??? Glad I don't watch them.
I guess there's no turning back.
This might explain why some of the language is so vulgar on FR. I didn't realize you guys are so inundated with the stuff.
They're busy starring in Girls Gone Wild videos?
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