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1 posted on 07/16/2009 3:48:57 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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Alien Crash Prank
2 posted on 07/16/2009 3:51:14 PM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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Where do these idiot teachers come up with this kind of crap?


3 posted on 07/16/2009 3:51:50 PM PDT by jessduntno (You quit when you're in over your head. You resign when there isn't enough challenge.)
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See this thread from 1938:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/560413/posts

One of the all-time greatest threads in FR history...


4 posted on 07/16/2009 3:54:04 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
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alien abduction Pictures, Images and Photos
5 posted on 07/16/2009 3:59:17 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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Calvin's been saying for years that when they have a substitute, Miss Wormwood returns to her home planet to report to her superiors.
And that his parents are really bug-eyed aliens from Neptune!
10 posted on 07/16/2009 4:05:56 PM PDT by jeffc (They're coming to take me away! Ha-ha, hey-hey, ho-ho!)
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How do they know that this is the real Mrs. Law they got back? How do they know that she isn't in reality...one of THEM now?

[cue spooky theremin music]

16 posted on 07/16/2009 4:36:11 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Do any of these idiots understand the phrase “age appropriate?”


17 posted on 07/16/2009 4:38:18 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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Parents yesterday condemned the school for 'terrifying' their children...

I would condemn the parents for raising such stupid children.

18 posted on 07/16/2009 4:42:16 PM PDT by 3niner (When Obama succeeds, America fails.)
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Perhas the real meaning of...."No Child Left.....BEHIND!"
19 posted on 07/16/2009 4:44:48 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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25 posted on 07/16/2009 4:58:27 PM PDT by Bratch
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I suspect that there is a “classical” psychology experiment in which a group of people are given a “briefing” by someone either wearing a lab coat or military uniform. The briefer tells them that UFOs are coming and soon to arrive, but we know nothing about the aliens or their intentions.

“The government” wants to survey them on their opinions and attitudes about what should be done.

(Importantly, the people are slightly “detained”, for safety reasons, and cannot be permitted to leave until they had it carefully explained to them that this is a hoax, no aliens are coming, and it is just a psychology experiment to see how they react. And that they are convinced of the fact.)

The survey should try to determine if they intend to go on normally and wait for further information; if they are panicking, and plan to head for the country; if they plan to do nothing, stop working or anything else, until they know more; or something else.

While some people would likely panic, I suspect that just as bad, a lot of people would just sit and watch TV until they know what to do, and that were this to happen on a nationwide scale, it would collapse our economy.

So it doesn’t really matter what the UFO aliens intentions are. What is implied is that any real UFO contact has to be handled very carefully, and that our society is “brittle” in this way, and needs to learn how to psychologically deal with true unknowns.


28 posted on 07/16/2009 5:40:58 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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"Some of the seven to 11-year-olds were left in tears after a spaceship apparently crash-landed and a teacher was abducted by aliens."


29 posted on 07/16/2009 5:49:03 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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