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The Reality of the UK
Our Twisted Minds ^ | 15 August 2009 | Sock Bandits

Posted on 08/14/2009 7:00:02 PM PDT by Allegra

I'm visiting my sister in England and we see stuff like this. I took this photo just a little ago.

This is what happens when you aren't paying enough attention.

Oh...and this is my sister (wazoo1031).



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: disabled; england; exposedwazoo; vacation; yakkitysax

1 posted on 08/14/2009 7:00:08 PM PDT by Allegra
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To: Allegra

Is she single?


2 posted on 08/14/2009 7:03:14 PM PDT by MountainDad
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To: wazoo1031; TheMom; humblegunner; Eaker; eastforker; Xenalyte; Bacon Man; Hap; Lurkin Lurch; ...

Pingy-dingy-wingy


3 posted on 08/14/2009 7:03:27 PM PDT by Allegra ( Socks)
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To: Allegra

Looks normal to me.


4 posted on 08/14/2009 7:04:21 PM PDT by max americana
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To: Allegra
Your sister's position has left her wazoo exposed.

AV

5 posted on 08/14/2009 7:04:42 PM PDT by Atomic Vomit (http://www.cafepress.com/aroostookbeauty/358829)
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To: Allegra

Your sister is hot. What’s her phone number?


6 posted on 08/14/2009 7:04:46 PM PDT by rickmichaels
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To: Allegra

7 posted on 08/14/2009 7:07:36 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Allegra

Cue the Benny Hill "Yakkity Sax" music

8 posted on 08/14/2009 7:10:15 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: MountainDad

Why yes, she is. ;-)


9 posted on 08/14/2009 7:10:51 PM PDT by Allegra ( Socks)
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To: Allegra; wazoo1031

This is the best vacation picture ever! There is no way you girls can top this picture!


10 posted on 08/14/2009 7:10:58 PM PDT by TheMom (I'm gonna be a grandma! Kaiden Thomas is due to arrive 09/09/09.)
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To: Allegra; Tijeras_Slim; Slings and Arrows; Lady Jag

Dude -- England is soooo ... hosed.

11 posted on 08/14/2009 7:12:06 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Allegra

She looks okay to me?


12 posted on 08/14/2009 7:14:21 PM PDT by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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To: Allegra

LOL! Watch out! She’ll be sent to an NHS hospital as ‘road kill’.

No kidding!

Then....they’ll ask her to come back when a bed is available. Then.....when taking her stats.....she’ll be given an incorrect name that should apply to her file (yes, that happened to me).


13 posted on 08/14/2009 7:17:42 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: Allegra
SWEET! I always love a good-lookin' single gal hogging the the handicap spots! LOL!

Anyways, looks like y'all are havin' a great time! Good for you.

14 posted on 08/14/2009 7:21:24 PM PDT by MountainDad
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To: Allegra

"I wuv you, pavement."

15 posted on 08/14/2009 7:31:17 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: All

Yeah...well, I was there, too. ;-)

16 posted on 08/14/2009 7:38:31 PM PDT by Allegra ( Socks)
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To: Allegra

Grandma got run over by a reindeer.

Oh, wait...


17 posted on 08/14/2009 7:43:15 PM PDT by Fichori (Make a liberal cry.... Donate -> https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/ <-)
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To: Allegra

No problems Dears...just have at 6 or 8 more Newcy Browns and you’ll sort all that out!


18 posted on 08/14/2009 7:43:21 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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To: Allegra; wazoo1031

You look like you are having fun . . . wazoo actually looks disabled (or else she got hit by a bus).


19 posted on 08/14/2009 8:03:44 PM PDT by TheMom (I'm gonna be a grandma! Kaiden Thomas is due to arrive 09/09/09.)
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To: Allegra

You’re cute, Allegra.


20 posted on 08/14/2009 8:29:16 PM PDT by Levante
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To: martin_fierro; Allegra

She’s lucky she made it to the car park and got a space!

Looks like a fab pub crawl. Be sure not to bother with commercial pubs and you’ll be playing the spoons in no time.


21 posted on 08/14/2009 8:30:48 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: Allegra

What a blast! I do hope you are “minding the gap?”


22 posted on 08/15/2009 4:11:47 AM PDT by CholeraJoe ("Never pick a fight with an old man. He'll kill you.")
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To: Allegra; TheMom; humblegunner; Eaker; eastforker; Xenalyte; Hap

Can we have your liver?


23 posted on 08/15/2009 12:38:04 PM PDT by Bacon Man (You can't O.D. on awesome.)
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To: Bacon Man

Only if I can cook it on the grill, got some new beans to try with it.Does it go good with fried catfish???


24 posted on 08/15/2009 12:40:48 PM PDT by eastforker (Lately the threads on FR are either about (.)!(.) or ( ! ))
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To: Levante; Allegra

Are you kidding, Allegra is our freeper Fiona,Michael Westins chick!


25 posted on 08/15/2009 12:43:08 PM PDT by eastforker (Lately the threads on FR are either about (.)!(.) or ( ! ))
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To: Bacon Man

You don’t want any livers on that list except maybe for research!


26 posted on 08/15/2009 12:43:22 PM PDT by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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To: Allegra; wazoo1031

That is the best argument for socialized healthcare I’ve ever seen.

A designated spot to toss disabled persons!

We’ll take a dozen.


27 posted on 08/15/2009 12:56:28 PM PDT by humblegunner (Well.. we got change. Sure enough.)
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Can we have your liver?

I didn't bring it with me. I knew better. ;-)

28 posted on 08/15/2009 12:57:25 PM PDT by Allegra ( Socks)
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To: Allegra; Eaker
I didn't bring it with me. I knew better. ;-)

Mine was confiscated by the TSA once.

29 posted on 08/15/2009 3:15:32 PM PDT by Bacon Man (You can't O.D. on awesome.)
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To: Bacon Man; Allegra; Eaker

I don’t even have one.

Prevents cannibal attacks.


30 posted on 08/15/2009 3:34:06 PM PDT by humblegunner (Well.. we got change. Sure enough.)
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To: Allegra

I had a similar experience in Scotland on the submarine base. And then our Master Chief threw up down the hatch of a British sub. There’s a limit to how long you can go dry before trying to pound beers with British sailors.

You weren’t pounding beers with British sailors were you?


31 posted on 08/15/2009 3:39:54 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (Really?)
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To: Pan_Yan

We were drinking British soldiers under the freaking table...


32 posted on 08/17/2009 2:07:57 AM PDT by wazoo1031
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To: wazoo1031
We were drinking British soldiers under the freaking table...

... which is where someone became disabled. Now it all ties together.

33 posted on 08/17/2009 12:02:36 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (Really?)
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To: wazoo1031

So which one is single and which one is the hottest?


34 posted on 08/17/2009 1:20:18 PM PDT by PatriotCJC (Keep your powder dry!)
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