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Tactical Canned Bacon Will Be "Edible" For 10 Years
gizmodo.com ^ | Aug 27 2009 | Sean Fallon

Posted on 08/28/2009 6:38:40 AM PDT by Daffynition

We have talked about canned bacon in the past, but if you want the Cadillac of preserved pork you pick up a can of Tac-Bac. This xxxx [edited] lasts for 10 years!

What would it taste like? What would it taste like after 10 years in the can? I'm horrified and intrigued at the same time. If you are willing to try it out, each can of Tac-Bac holds about 54 slices of bacon. Not a bad deal for $16 a can.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Food
KEYWORDS: bacon; napl
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To: Daffynition

Drop pallet loads of it on the Taliban from 15,000 feet.


51 posted on 08/28/2009 7:58:03 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: Daffynition

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

Squeez Bacon


52 posted on 08/28/2009 8:02:19 AM PDT by MSgt Smith (What are tag lines)
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To: Daffynition

53 posted on 08/28/2009 8:09:24 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: paulycy
Do you speak in.......???


54 posted on 08/28/2009 8:10:24 AM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: shibumi; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
But how long will the strategic canned bacon last?


55 posted on 08/28/2009 8:10:56 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: JoeProBono

56 posted on 08/28/2009 8:11:35 AM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: BenLurkin
Porkgasm and awe!


57 posted on 08/28/2009 8:14:33 AM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: Daffynition
speak in [tongues]

But of course!


58 posted on 08/28/2009 8:15:41 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs.)
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To: MSgt Smith
I have one of these on my dashboard........Saint Anthony Patron Saint of Bacon


59 posted on 08/28/2009 8:16:10 AM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: paulycy
Boring. What wine do you suppose you'd serve with this?


60 posted on 08/28/2009 8:18:31 AM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: GeronL
Yeah there are other makers out there.. probably the same exact stuff. Funny that this bacon is being distributed by an AR15 maker.. CMMG :)

Check here to buy it by the caseload

http://www.mredepot.com/servlet/the-364/Yoder%E2%80%99s-Celebrity-Canned-Bacon/Detail

61 posted on 08/28/2009 8:22:53 AM PDT by eXe (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: Bacon Man

Pingaliciousness!


62 posted on 08/28/2009 8:28:42 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Don't threaten me with a good time.)
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To: Daffynition
It's the real thing


63 posted on 08/28/2009 8:29:26 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: rusureitflies?

“should start carrying a sharpie”

Carry some post-its and knock yourself out.


64 posted on 08/28/2009 8:31:26 AM PDT by Born to Conserve
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To: Daffynition
This stuff was awesome! Kmart used to have it for 98c a can.


65 posted on 08/28/2009 8:38:41 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Daffynition

eggscellent!


66 posted on 08/28/2009 8:40:22 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Daffynition

If you do not rescue your passenger from the bacon, NO PRESIDENCY FOR YOU!


67 posted on 08/28/2009 8:42:56 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Kennedycare?Recall that "Animal Farm" begins with a Socialist Revolution to honor Big Major's legacy)
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To: Daffynition

Y’know, it’s not so bad if they’d recalculate that to say there are 40 servings per can.


68 posted on 08/28/2009 8:53:28 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Kennedycare?Recall that "Animal Farm" begins with a Socialist Revolution to honor Big Major's legacy)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I prefer to drink my bacon.....


69 posted on 08/28/2009 8:56:24 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I am Legend)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I LOVE Bacon. Yes I do.

70 posted on 08/28/2009 8:57:55 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I am Legend)
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To: Born to Conserve

i like that idea... could use them for “other” messages like “aren’t you sorry u voted omama”...


71 posted on 08/28/2009 9:03:03 AM PDT by rusureitflies? (OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD! There, I said it. Prove me wrong.)
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To: Dumpster Baby

I don’t know why that picture is so funny, but it has completely put me on the floor. Thanks.


72 posted on 08/28/2009 9:08:06 AM PDT by ottbmare (Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein Obama!)
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To: Daffynition
What wine do you suppose you'd serve with this?

How about some Fava beans and a nice Chianti?

73 posted on 08/28/2009 9:17:07 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs.)
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To: Daffynition

74 posted on 08/28/2009 10:25:18 AM PDT by BJClinton (One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows
LOL, Laz. I gots one chambered in muh "pipe" right now. Ummmmm. Yummy. Crunch, crunch.

But its bad side-effect, just like Wolf, is that it fouls under heat...if ya know what I'm talkin' bout.

75 posted on 08/28/2009 10:35:37 AM PDT by Miss Behave
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To: Daffynition

LOL. NOM NOM NOM.


76 posted on 08/28/2009 10:39:50 AM PDT by Miss Behave
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To: Responsibility2nd; Dumpster Baby
Look Baby--it's your lucky day--a twofer. Just add water smokeless powder. Enjoy.
77 posted on 08/28/2009 10:52:19 AM PDT by Miss Behave
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To: ottbmare; Dumpster Baby

I had exactly the same reaction, ottbare—and I can’t put my finger on why, either. It wins.


78 posted on 08/28/2009 11:01:17 AM PDT by Miss Behave
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To: ontap

Four!


79 posted on 08/28/2009 11:18:25 AM PDT by ataDude (Its like 1933, mixed with the Carter 70s, plus the books 1984 and Animal Farm, all at the same time.)
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To: mylife

80 posted on 08/28/2009 12:14:32 PM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: a fool in paradise
As long as it doesn't hit me in my wallet.


81 posted on 08/28/2009 12:15:59 PM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: rusureitflies?

82 posted on 08/28/2009 12:18:31 PM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: paulycy
Seen in BeanTown.......


83 posted on 08/28/2009 12:19:40 PM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: BJClinton
Hardcore


84 posted on 08/28/2009 12:20:45 PM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: autumnraine
My little cast iron skillet works too, but hard to work with it having to be so close to the flame.

Usually when I cook camp breakfast, we have plenty of hot coals from the previous nights fire. No flame necessary.

85 posted on 08/28/2009 12:22:32 PM PDT by Vigilantcitizen
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To: Daffynition
I have one of these on my dashboard........Saint Anthony Patron Saint of Bacon

There's a Patron Saint of Bacon?

Hmm... maybe I had the Catholics figured all wrong... :-)

86 posted on 08/28/2009 12:26:35 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: Ramius
Praise the Lard!


87 posted on 08/28/2009 12:30:12 PM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: Daffynition

ROFL! There’s no truth in advertising!


88 posted on 08/28/2009 12:37:47 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Daffynition

LOL... and yes indeed, bacon alone is proof that there is a God. Crisp tasty goodness like that could NOT have happened by accident.


89 posted on 08/28/2009 12:38:16 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: the invisib1e hand

I like Spam.


90 posted on 08/28/2009 12:39:10 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Daffynition

I hear angels singing, and it's glorious!

91 posted on 08/28/2009 12:43:33 PM PDT by Bacon Man (You can't O.D. on awesome.)
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To: BenLurkin

That’s actually not a bad idea.


92 posted on 08/28/2009 12:44:59 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Daffynition

Oh, I love this one.


93 posted on 08/28/2009 12:51:38 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows

Great thread. Thanks for finding it.


94 posted on 08/28/2009 12:54:02 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Xenalyte

54 slices for $16, and its good for a decade? Gotta get me some of that for the zombie supplies.


95 posted on 08/28/2009 1:00:04 PM PDT by Bacon Man (You can't O.D. on awesome.)
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To: TheOldLady

My pleasure.


96 posted on 08/28/2009 1:01:27 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: TheOldLady

97 posted on 08/28/2009 1:32:34 PM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: Ramius

98 posted on 08/28/2009 1:35:11 PM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: TheOldLady

99 posted on 08/28/2009 1:36:46 PM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: Daffynition

"Hey, Eddie, Manny and me picked up the dog poop like you told us, but I can't remember where we left the shovels."


100 posted on 08/30/2009 3:04:24 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Health Care Reform has met the DEATH Panel.)
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