Posted on 09/15/2009 10:44:25 AM PDT by blueglass
A PETITE blonde knocked out a Coldstream Guard, hurled another into a disco sound deck and battered one of their wives at a dinner dance. Martial arts instructor Ashley Wolfe - who is just 5ft 3in - went berserk when male soldiers kissed and danced with each other, pretending to be gay. The 24-year-old Canadian, in a striking red satin dress, yelled "This should not be allowed in the British Army" - then went on a rampage, knocking over burly soldiers from the elite regiment like skittles.
(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...
hehehe
We could use a Secretary of Defense like her.
“...when male soldiers kissed and danced with each other, pretending to be gay.”
That’s not pretending.
I’m not understanding what she was angry about?
Not Guilty!!
Yeah...pretending...
I think I’d be fine with allowing open homosexuals to serve in the military if they hired a couple of THESE to keep ‘em in line.
Sounds like she’s in serious need of some self-control.
Story says she was drunk. She was also found guilty of assault.
This woman isn’t someone to admire - her behavior was atrocious.
I dunno, I think she acted like your typical angry Canadian women. Nothing to see here really.
And to be honest I imagine the British soldiers wouldn’t dare to fight back when a woman is involved, which allowed her to “win”.
When I was at Penn State, we had a party and one of the guys there was nicknamed “ROTC” (pronounced ROT-C) cuz he was Navy ROTC.
Anyway, we were all a little drunk and fooling around when my girlfriend (all 5’ 2”, 110 lbs soaking wet) playfully (and not hard, mind you) took a swing at ROTC.
Well, she tagged him square on his right temple with her knuckle - and he went down for the count, out cold for like 10 seconds.
Never seen anything like it before - nor since, from such a small girl ...
Too bad she blew the court date. No male soldier would dare shame himself by testifying against her.
Note to self: exercise caution around Canadian women from now on.
A young man was working in a Deli when a customer comes in and asks for half a hogie. So the young man goes back to the owner in the back room and says “Some jerk wants half a hogie?” and just then turns around to see the customer standing there and then he says “And this gentleman will have the other half”. The old man who owned the deli said, you’re quick on your feet I think the new owners can use a young man like you, you see we’re being bought by a large Canadian company. The young man says “Canadians!!, nothing comes from Canada except prostitutes and hockey players” and the old man says “Hey, my wife is from Canada” to which the young man says “Oh ya, what teams does she play for?”
I cannot believe that the Coldstream Guards would take this public. Good Lord lads, have you no shame?
On the plus side, her and her husband’s day rates have probably doubled or tripled. So we have a win-win situation.
Where can I get an accessory like that for my 870?
Jolly, right. They should be in the British NAVY.
[And to be honest I imagine the British soldiers wouldn’t dare to fight back when a woman is involved, which allowed her to “win”.]
I agree. Regardless of her ability, none of these soldiers were going to hit her. The best they could do was try to defend themselves against this lunatic and hope they didn’t get kicked in a vital spot.
OMG! One of my partners was the lead guitarist for the Pogues! Wait until he gets a load of this!
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