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Posted on 09/18/2009 5:40:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

National Day
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says 'Hey bartender give me a beer'.
The bartender says - 'I'm sorry we don't serve food here'.


Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers!

Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!

Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!

How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ s? They loin fast!

How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!

How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!

How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!

How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!

Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty ? I’ve been flamed!

What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!

What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You’ve got no beef, soldier!

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it’s back to the old grind!

When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, Well done !

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!

Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cheeseburgers; freepun; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 09/18/2009 5:40:16 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...



FRIDAY SILLINESS

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Your Burger Says That You are Gluttonous
You are very gluttonous. Even if you're full, you'll still clear your plate.

You are likely a fairly picky eater. And you're secretly a little squeamish about some foods.

You are a very open eater. You like many types of tastes, and you'll eat just about anything.

You tend to gravitate toward strong, pungent foods. Even if it means having bad breath!

You are emotional. You have a big heart, and you tend to go for comfort foods.
What Does Your Burger Say About You?
Blogthings: Waste Time at Work!

2 posted on 09/18/2009 5:41:41 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
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To: Lucky9teen

Better yet,Photoshop a shoe where the burger is.


3 posted on 09/18/2009 5:42:04 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Palin/Malkin 2012...the 'Cuda and the Asian Fox!)
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTP two weeks in a row Top 10


4 posted on 09/18/2009 5:42:29 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs.)
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To: Lucky9teen

very punny!


5 posted on 09/18/2009 5:43:10 AM PDT by Bookwoman ("...and I am unanimous in this..")
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To: Lucky9teen

OOOOH...missed the ping.

Still top 10 two weeks!


6 posted on 09/18/2009 5:43:55 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs.)
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To: paulycy

Nice try... ;)


7 posted on 09/18/2009 5:44:36 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
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To: Lucky9teen

See! Broccoli is bad for you!

Obama, bringing the once great nation of America to her knees.

8 posted on 09/18/2009 5:44:54 AM PDT by Obadiah (Obama: Chains you can believe in!)
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To: Lucky9teen

9 posted on 09/18/2009 5:45:54 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs.)
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To: Lucky9teen

10 posted on 09/18/2009 5:46:21 AM PDT by smokingfrog (No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session. I AM JIM THOMPSON)
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To: Obadiah
That's sinful.
I love broccoli.
Guess i'll switch to cauliflower!
11 posted on 09/18/2009 5:46:52 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Palin/Malkin 2012...the 'Cuda and the Asian Fox!)
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To: smokingfrog

Awww....I love that pic!


12 posted on 09/18/2009 5:47:24 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Palin/Malkin 2012...the 'Cuda and the Asian Fox!)
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To: Lucky9teen
nAtO pRoPoSeS lInKiNg iTs dEfEnSiVe MiSsIlE SyStEm wItH rUsSiA!
13 posted on 09/18/2009 5:47:38 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: zot; Interesting Times

humorous


14 posted on 09/18/2009 5:48:06 AM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: Lucky9teen

15 posted on 09/18/2009 5:48:10 AM PDT by Daffynition (If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Your Burger Says That You are Gluttonous

Guilty as charged.
16 posted on 09/18/2009 5:48:48 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Palin/Malkin 2012...the 'Cuda and the Asian Fox!)
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To: paulycy

17 posted on 09/18/2009 5:50:58 AM PDT by Daffynition (If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.)
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To: Lucky9teen

18 posted on 09/18/2009 5:52:08 AM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: Lucky9teen

At last, a silly thread I can sink my teeth in to...


19 posted on 09/18/2009 5:54:17 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (III)
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To: gimme1ibertee
All Stirred Up
20 posted on 09/18/2009 5:55:36 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
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To: Daffynition

21 posted on 09/18/2009 5:55:38 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs.)
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To: Lucky9teen

22 posted on 09/18/2009 5:55:45 AM PDT by Allegra (It doesn't matter what this tagline says...the liberals are going to call it "racist.")
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To: Allegra

Top Twenty five?


23 posted on 09/18/2009 5:56:24 AM PDT by Big Giant Head (Running my computer bare naked for over a year with no infections at all.)
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To: paulycy

WANTWANTWANTWANTWANT


24 posted on 09/18/2009 5:57:49 AM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Ich bin ein hamburger!


25 posted on 09/18/2009 5:58:26 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: Riley
WANTWANTWANTWANTWANT

LOL! Me too!

26 posted on 09/18/2009 5:58:50 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs.)
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To: Lucky9teen
IN!!! I seem to be suddenly hungry....
27 posted on 09/18/2009 5:59:09 AM PDT by alarm rider (Live free or die.)
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To: paulycy
BACON! You know my weakness. And I'm trying to eat healthy.


28 posted on 09/18/2009 6:01:33 AM PDT by Daffynition (If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Your Burger Says That You are Not Gluttonous
You are the ultimate foodie. You're picky about food quality, but you're not picky about eating strange things.

You are bold and resolute in your choices. You don't back down, and you aren't afraid to go at something full force.

You are emotional. You have a big heart, and you tend to go for comfort foods.
What Does Your Burger Say About You?
Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My!

29 posted on 09/18/2009 6:02:12 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
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To: Lucky9teen
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/2341357/posts


30 posted on 09/18/2009 6:03:46 AM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: Daffynition

31 posted on 09/18/2009 6:03:49 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs.)
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To: paulycy
OMG! You're evil!


32 posted on 09/18/2009 6:05:15 AM PDT by Daffynition (If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.)
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To: paulycy

I may have to go to Five Guys now.

Thanks a lot.


33 posted on 09/18/2009 6:06:12 AM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Lucky9teen

34 posted on 09/18/2009 6:06:45 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Riley
If you're even in Southern California ya gotta try In-n-Out!

Spectacular!


35 posted on 09/18/2009 6:12:28 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs.)
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To: Daffynition
OMG! You're evil!

I'll show ya evil! BWA-HAHAHAHA!


36 posted on 09/18/2009 6:16:13 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs.)
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To: paulycy

I lived in California for more than forty years. They had In-n-Out in the Bay Area when I was there. They’re good!

Try Five Guys, if you haven’t already. Don’t go if you’re not very hungry, though.


37 posted on 09/18/2009 6:20:00 AM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Riley
Try Five Guys, if you haven’t already. Don’t go if you’re not very hungry, though.

Yeah, I've tried them and they're good. Lots of toppings to play with and good fries.

I didn't realize In-n-Out was as far north as SF. I grew up in SoCal and thought it was limited to there. I grew up just a few miles from the original outlets.

Mmmmmm. Memories.

38 posted on 09/18/2009 6:24:15 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs.)
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To: Obadiah

What’s green and lies everytime his lips move?

Barack O’Bama.


39 posted on 09/18/2009 6:27:50 AM PDT by Badabing Badablonde (New to the internet? CLICK HERE)
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To: Lucky9teen

Wow.THAT was bizarre.
Hilarious...
twisted...
and touched something in me that I didn’t know existed.:P
But mostly hilarious!!
Was it filmed in Nancy Pelosi’s universe?
Thanks! I’m sending it on!


40 posted on 09/18/2009 6:28:09 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Palin/Malkin 2012...the 'Cuda and the Asian Fox!)
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To: HangnJudge

Just DAMN!!!!
BTW..Is that a Glenn Close “Fatal Attraction” pic above the cooler? LOL (or maybe Bonnie Tyler)


41 posted on 09/18/2009 6:30:08 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Palin/Malkin 2012...the 'Cuda and the Asian Fox!)
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To: paulycy
You eat enough of those:



you'll need one of these:


42 posted on 09/18/2009 6:33:29 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
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To: NCC-1701
Enjoy!


43 posted on 09/18/2009 6:40:51 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs.)
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To: Salamander

bfl


44 posted on 09/18/2009 6:55:02 AM PDT by Salamander (..But I was not all alone. I made friends with a lot of people in the danger zone.....)
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To: Lucky9teen

NIBTP!

(never in before the ping)


45 posted on 09/18/2009 7:06:47 AM PDT by Califreak (If it's Astroturf, why are you trying to mow it?(sign seen at a town hall meeting))
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To: Lucky9teen
Photobucket Poor Putin wishes he could eat one but he has this 'small hand' problem.
46 posted on 09/18/2009 7:10:12 AM PDT by RetSignman (Townhalls ..."We have seen the Patriots and they are us")
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To: Lucky9teen

47 posted on 09/18/2009 7:25:21 AM PDT by BenLurkin (Brave amateurs....they do their part.)
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To: paulycy

We have them in Arizona too!


48 posted on 09/18/2009 7:27:09 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: NCC-1701

Oh, eventually, we’ll all need one of those - so enjoy the ride and eat!


49 posted on 09/18/2009 7:30:00 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob (A1C 6.2)
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To: Lucky9teen

Mr. President, are you actually from Kenya? Mr. President, do you really want socialism? Mr. President, you DO want a single payer system don't you?...

Mr. President can you please put the burger down and answer the questions?

50 posted on 09/18/2009 7:30:39 AM PDT by Mind Freed (Maybe Obama was the Wright choice... Let's wait till everything Ayers out.)
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