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Posted on 10/09/2009 5:51:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
“Its that Obama has done NOTHING for peace in his entire public life.”
I guess he got it just for being Obama.
I am no longer dismayed(as in-am I hallucinating?)when I hear such things.
Nothing surprises me anymore. It’s just another crazy day.
I expect there will be teachers all over the country scrambling to write another verse in order to keep the hymns to Obama current by reflecting this great and hystorical moment.
When my sons were babies, every night at 7pm I would lay down on my couch and put them on my chest and they would fall asleep while I watched TV. Those are the memories that I will never forget and always thank God for...
That is not silly at all! Go back to your being a good mom/dad thread!
LOLOL!!! I still have my “cat humping Spiderman” on my computer shelf....I get a laugh out of it every time I see it.
The bunny’s just plain CUTE!
WOW!!! Train him to fold and put away laundry and i’ll pay a million bucks for him!! LOLOL
Those Norwegians are such practical jokers.
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales worked on her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge.
"Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, my darling! But it's just so blooming tight!""Come on, my prince! Give it all you've got!" she cried.Finally, when the shoe released, Charles let out a loud groan and Camilla exclaimed, "Aaahh! Oh, God, that feels sooo good!"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you with a face like that, she would still be a virgin!"
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, bloody hell, darling! This one's even tighter!"
To which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
Warning: No joke told today can top the one being reported by the AP and all other major news agencies. Those wacky Nobel Peace Prize committee members, who knew they had such a sense of humor?
Giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Obambi cheapens an already worthless award.
I was asked yesterday why NASA couldn’t have arranged the LCROSS impact to happen in prime time instead of first thing in the morning. I said, if it was in prime time, Obama would interrupt the broadcast with a 30 minute infomercial on single payer health care. It looks like he and the Nobel committee found a way to interrupt the LCROSS impact anyway,
The No Bell and Pullet Surprises
Soros the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young laying hens, called pullets, and eight to ten roosters, whose jobs were to fertilize the eggs.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that did not perform well went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of Soros time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached a set to each of his roosters. Since each bell had a different tone, Soros could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmers favorite rooster was old Barack, a very fine specimen indeed. But on one particular morning Soros noticed old Baracks bell hadnt rung at all! Soros went to investigate expecting to find old Barack was no longer up to the job.
Soros noticed the other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer Soros amazement, old Barack had his bell in his beak, so it couldnt ring. Hed sneak up behind a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Soros was so proud of old Barack, he entered him in the Oslo County Fair and Barack became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The judges not only awarded Barack the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pullet Surprise as well. Clearly Barack was a politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they werent paying attention?
BREAKING: Obama wins the National Spelling Bee Championship will simultaneously winning The Tour De France.
(Stolen from another FReeper...)
Hey, that one actually makes SENSE! If he has done one thing as prez, its been a [in]Sanity Clause to millions of Americans (and non-Americans as well). With stimuli, clunker cash, free health care,...
I am loving it. I guess the lefties thought we would be sad. Not
This is International Silliness Day!
Barack Obama won a Nobel Prize. Isn’t that precious?
Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.
The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.
The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me.
The lady from the South commented, Well, isnt that precious?
The first woman continued, When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz..
Again, the lady from the South commented, Well, isnt that precious?
The first woman continued boasting, Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.
Yet again, the Southern lady commented, Well, isnt that precious?
The first woman then asked her companion, What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?
My husband sent me to charm school, declared the Southern lady.
Charm school? the first woman cried, Oh, my God! What on earth for?
The Southern lady responded, Well for example, instead of saying Who gives a sh!t? I learned to say, Well, isnt that precious...
The Peter Principle. Rise to your own level of incompetence.
Lucky scratch off
The Nobel Committee is busy picking out nice dresses for Date Night.
Today is National October Fool’s Day
That is not his goal at all.
He wants to take America down a notch and other Dems agree that we should not be the leading nation in this world.
If the goal was to strive for a world without nuclear weapons, Iran would be stopped NOW.
Their missiles may be able to strike Eastern Europe now.
The Soviets built a nasty doomsday machine. It seems that in 1983 a button pusher refused the order to launch a mutually assured destruction (MAD) attack "in retaliation" for a "missile attack" from the US. Except we hadn't launched, it was a fault reading from the Russians.
The man was later (20 years later) celebrated for his defiance (A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov.
Anyway, after that point, the Soviets constructed an AUTOMATED launch doomsday machine. Mother Russia gets hit, we are on the receiving end. (Inside the Apocalyptic Soviet Doomsday Machine(Wired 09.21.09) ) Perhaps the Iranian dictator plans to knock over the dominoes that are standing.
Sleep well tonight knowing that President Obama is NOT stopping the Iranian nuclear program that could be fruitful within a year.
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