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~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~~

Posted on 10/09/2009 5:51:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen



















What do these things have in common?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: empty; ofst; silliness
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To: CharlesWayneCT

“It’s that Obama has done NOTHING for peace in his entire public life.”

I guess he got it just for being Obama.

I am no longer dismayed(as in-am I hallucinating?)when I hear such things.

Nothing surprises me anymore. It’s just another crazy day.

I expect there will be teachers all over the country scrambling to write another verse in order to keep the hymns to Obama current by reflecting this great and hystorical moment.


51 posted on 10/09/2009 7:21:19 AM PDT by Califreak (If it's Astroturf, why are you trying to mow it?(sign seen at a town hall meeting))
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To: Lucky9teen
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52 posted on 10/09/2009 7:28:22 AM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
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To: Lucky9teen
Funny Pictures & Funny Videos
53 posted on 10/09/2009 7:32:03 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: Lucky9teen
Pamela Anderson
54 posted on 10/09/2009 7:33:26 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: marine86297
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55 posted on 10/09/2009 7:34:56 AM PDT by Sax
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To: Lucky9teen
I’ve learned.... That there’s nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.

When my sons were babies, every night at 7pm I would lay down on my couch and put them on my chest and they would fall asleep while I watched TV. Those are the memories that I will never forget and always thank God for...

56 posted on 10/09/2009 7:39:57 AM PDT by Mind Freed (Maybe Obama was the Wright choice... Let's wait till everything Ayers out.)
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To: Mind Freed

That is not silly at all! Go back to your being a good mom/dad thread!

;-)


57 posted on 10/09/2009 7:42:25 AM PDT by CSM (Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
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To: Lucky9teen

LOLOL!!! I still have my “cat humping Spiderman” on my computer shelf....I get a laugh out of it every time I see it.
The bunny’s just plain CUTE!


58 posted on 10/09/2009 7:43:07 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Palin-Bachmann Overdrive 2012 !! :))
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To: Daffynition

LOL!!


59 posted on 10/09/2009 7:45:08 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Palin-Bachmann Overdrive 2012 !! :))
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To: Dallas59

WOW!!! Train him to fold and put away laundry and i’ll pay a million bucks for him!! LOLOL


60 posted on 10/09/2009 7:47:22 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Palin-Bachmann Overdrive 2012 !! :))
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To: marine86297
THE TEST...

How big?
61 posted on 10/09/2009 7:58:10 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: CharlesWayneCT

Those Norwegians are such practical jokers.


62 posted on 10/09/2009 8:01:19 AM PDT by Lucretia Borgia (Never bring a knife to a gun battle. Never bring a community organizer to lead your army.)
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To: Sax
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63 posted on 10/09/2009 8:08:07 AM PDT by Tatze (I reject your reality and substitute my own!)
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To: Lucky9teen
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64 posted on 10/09/2009 8:10:38 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: Sax
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65 posted on 10/09/2009 8:11:36 AM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
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To: marine86297

lmao!!!!!


66 posted on 10/09/2009 8:12:11 AM PDT by halo66
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To: Tatze
Fail Pictures, Images and Photos
67 posted on 10/09/2009 8:13:02 AM PDT by Tatze (I reject your reality and substitute my own!)
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To: Tatze
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68 posted on 10/09/2009 8:14:56 AM PDT by Tatze (I reject your reality and substitute my own!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly tighter around her feet as the day went on.That night, when the festivities were finally over and they finally retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are absolutely killing me!"

Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales worked on her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge.

"Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, my darling! But it's just so blooming tight!""Come on, my prince! Give it all you've got!" she cried.Finally, when the shoe released, Charles let out a loud groan and Camilla exclaimed, "Aaahh! Oh, God, that feels sooo good!"

In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you with a face like that, she would still be a virgin!"

Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, bloody hell, darling! This one's even tighter!"

To which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

69 posted on 10/09/2009 8:18:05 AM PDT by llevrok (As a matter of fact, yes I DO care if Jimmy cracks corn !)
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To: Lucky9teen

Warning: No joke told today can top the one being reported by the AP and all other major news agencies. Those wacky Nobel Peace Prize committee members, who knew they had such a sense of humor?


70 posted on 10/09/2009 8:35:53 AM PDT by DaveLoneRanger (My country, right or wrong. But BOY...!)
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To: Lucky9teen

71 posted on 10/09/2009 8:42:47 AM PDT by BenLurkin (Brave amateurs....they do their part.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Obambi cheapens an already worthless award.


72 posted on 10/09/2009 8:59:44 AM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
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To: Lucky9teen



Barack WhoseSane Obama



73 posted on 10/09/2009 9:07:38 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: CharlesWayneCT

I was asked yesterday why NASA couldn’t have arranged the LCROSS impact to happen in prime time instead of first thing in the morning. I said, if it was in prime time, Obama would interrupt the broadcast with a 30 minute infomercial on single payer health care. It looks like he and the Nobel committee found a way to interrupt the LCROSS impact anyway,


74 posted on 10/09/2009 9:11:04 AM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
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To: Lucky9teen
Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.... the newest song for schoolkids.
75 posted on 10/09/2009 9:17:23 AM PDT by BigFinn (Obamanation, Obamacide, then Obamaggedon.)
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To: Tatze
Fail Pictures, Images and Photos
76 posted on 10/09/2009 9:19:06 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: Tatze

77 posted on 10/09/2009 9:33:29 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
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To: DaveLoneRanger

The No Bell and Pullet Surprises

Soros the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young laying hens, called “pullets”, and eight to ten roosters, whose jobs were to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records and any rooster that did not perform well went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of Soros’ time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached a set to each of his roosters. Since each bell had a different tone, Soros could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer’s favorite rooster was old Barack, a very fine specimen indeed. But on one particular morning Soros noticed old Barack’s bell hadn’t rung at all! Soros went to investigate expecting to find old Barack was no longer up to the job.

Soros noticed the other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer Soros’ amazement, old Barack had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up behind a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Soros was so proud of old Barack, he entered him in the Oslo County Fair and Barack became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result...

The judges not only awarded Barack the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pullet Surprise as well. Clearly Barack was a politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention?


78 posted on 10/09/2009 9:34:15 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
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To: Sax
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79 posted on 10/09/2009 9:38:36 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...
Wow....the news is on a roll today...talk about silliness

BREAKING: Obama wins American Idol

BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics!

Obama Named Miss Hooters 2010

Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!

Barack Obama becomes New Santa Clause

See more articles of Obama's amazing feats...
80 posted on 10/09/2009 9:40:10 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
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To: Lucky9teen
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81 posted on 10/09/2009 9:41:37 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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82 posted on 10/09/2009 9:42:20 AM PDT by petercooper (GOP: Big Tent Party??? Not if you are a CONSERVATIVE.)
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To: Lucky9teen

BREAKING: Obama wins the National Spelling Bee Championship will simultaneously winning The Tour De France.

(Stolen from another FReeper...)


83 posted on 10/09/2009 9:42:39 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs)
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To: Lucky9teen
FLASH: Barack Obama wins Top Chef Las Vegas, awarded FOUR Michelin Stars (out of 3)
84 posted on 10/09/2009 9:44:14 AM PDT by Petronski (In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
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To: Lucky9teen
Barack Obama becomes New Santa Clause

Hey, that one actually makes SENSE! If he has done one thing as prez, its been a [in]Sanity Clause to millions of Americans (and non-Americans as well). With stimuli, clunker cash, free health care,...

85 posted on 10/09/2009 9:46:04 AM PDT by C210N (A patriot for a Conservative Renaissance!)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOO FUNNY!!!


86 posted on 10/09/2009 9:47:53 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy ("I AM JIM THOMPSON!!!")
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To: Lucky9teen

OBAMA WINS GAYDAR AWARD!




87 posted on 10/09/2009 9:52:00 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: Lucky9teen

I am loving it. I guess the lefties thought we would be sad. Not


88 posted on 10/09/2009 9:54:32 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: Lucky9teen
Barack Hussein Obamah! ...Mmm Mmmm Mmm
89 posted on 10/09/2009 9:56:15 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Lucky9teen
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90 posted on 10/09/2009 10:00:04 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: petercooper
Right back at ya... ; )

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91 posted on 10/09/2009 10:03:17 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: Lucky9teen

This is International Silliness Day!

Barack Obama won a Nobel Prize. Isn’t that precious?


92 posted on 10/09/2009 10:10:50 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
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To: Lucky9teen

Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.

The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.

The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South.

When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, “When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me.”

The lady from the South commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?”

The first woman continued, “When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz..

Again, the lady from the South commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?”

The first woman continued boasting, “Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.

Yet again, the Southern lady commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?”

The first woman then asked her companion, “What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?”

“My husband sent me to charm school,” declared the Southern lady.

“Charm school?” the first woman cried, “Oh, my God! What on earth for?”

The Southern lady responded, “Well for example, instead of saying “Who gives a sh!t?” I learned to say, “Well, isn’t that precious”...


93 posted on 10/09/2009 10:10:54 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
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To: Daffynition

94 posted on 10/09/2009 10:11:03 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: wastedyears

The Peter Principle. Rise to your own level of incompetence.


95 posted on 10/09/2009 10:12:31 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
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To: Dallas59

Lucky scratch off

96 posted on 10/09/2009 10:15:10 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
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To: kevinm13

The Nobel Committee is busy picking out nice dresses for Date Night.


97 posted on 10/09/2009 10:16:29 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
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To: ShadowAce

Today is National October Fool’s Day


98 posted on 10/09/2009 10:17:26 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
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To: Lucky9teen

99 posted on 10/09/2009 10:17:56 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: CharlesWayneCT
And their main reason for giving him the prize is that he said he wanted a world without nuclear weapons.

That is not his goal at all.

He wants to take America down a notch and other Dems agree that we should not be the leading nation in this world.

If the goal was to strive for a world without nuclear weapons, Iran would be stopped NOW.

Their missiles may be able to strike Eastern Europe now.

The Soviets built a nasty doomsday machine. It seems that in 1983 a button pusher refused the order to launch a mutually assured destruction (MAD) attack "in retaliation" for a "missile attack" from the US. Except we hadn't launched, it was a fault reading from the Russians.

The man was later (20 years later) celebrated for his defiance (A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov.

Anyway, after that point, the Soviets constructed an AUTOMATED launch doomsday machine. Mother Russia gets hit, we are on the receiving end. (Inside the Apocalyptic Soviet Doomsday Machine(Wired 09.21.09) ) Perhaps the Iranian dictator plans to knock over the dominoes that are standing.

Sleep well tonight knowing that President Obama is NOT stopping the Iranian nuclear program that could be fruitful within a year.

100 posted on 10/09/2009 10:25:48 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
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