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61 posted on 10/09/2009 7:58:10 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)

To: CharlesWayneCT

Those Norwegians are such practical jokers.

62 posted on 10/09/2009 8:01:19 AM PDT by Lucretia Borgia (Never bring a knife to a gun battle. Never bring a community organizer to lead your army.)

63 posted on 10/09/2009 8:08:07 AM PDT by Tatze (I reject your reality and substitute my own!)

64 posted on 10/09/2009 8:10:38 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)

65 posted on 10/09/2009 8:11:36 AM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)

66 posted on 10/09/2009 8:12:11 AM PDT by halo66

67 posted on 10/09/2009 8:13:02 AM PDT by Tatze (I reject your reality and substitute my own!)

68 posted on 10/09/2009 8:14:56 AM PDT by Tatze (I reject your reality and substitute my own!)

Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly tighter around her feet as the day went on.That night, when the festivities were finally over and they finally retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are absolutely killing me!"

Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales worked on her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge.

"Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, my darling! But it's just so blooming tight!""Come on, my prince! Give it all you've got!" she cried.Finally, when the shoe released, Charles let out a loud groan and Camilla exclaimed, "Aaahh! Oh, God, that feels sooo good!"

In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you with a face like that, she would still be a virgin!"

Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, bloody hell, darling! This one's even tighter!"

To which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

69 posted on 10/09/2009 8:18:05 AM PDT by llevrok (As a matter of fact, yes I DO care if Jimmy cracks corn !)

71 posted on 10/09/2009 8:42:47 AM PDT by BenLurkin (Brave amateurs....they do their part.)

Giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Obambi cheapens an already worthless award.

72 posted on 10/09/2009 8:59:44 AM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)

Barack WhoseSane Obama

73 posted on 10/09/2009 9:07:38 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)

To: CharlesWayneCT

I was asked yesterday why NASA couldn’t have arranged the LCROSS impact to happen in prime time instead of first thing in the morning. I said, if it was in prime time, Obama would interrupt the broadcast with a 30 minute infomercial on single payer health care. It looks like he and the Nobel committee found a way to interrupt the LCROSS impact anyway,

74 posted on 10/09/2009 9:11:04 AM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)

75 posted on 10/09/2009 9:17:23 AM PDT by BigFinn (Obamanation, Obamacide, then Obamaggedon.)

76 posted on 10/09/2009 9:19:06 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)

77 posted on 10/09/2009 9:33:29 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)

To: DaveLoneRanger

The No Bell and Pullet Surprises

Soros the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young laying hens, called “pullets”, and eight to ten roosters, whose jobs were to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records and any rooster that did not perform well went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of Soros’ time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached a set to each of his roosters. Since each bell had a different tone, Soros could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer’s favorite rooster was old Barack, a very fine specimen indeed. But on one particular morning Soros noticed old Barack’s bell hadn’t rung at all! Soros went to investigate expecting to find old Barack was no longer up to the job.

Soros noticed the other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer Soros’ amazement, old Barack had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up behind a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Soros was so proud of old Barack, he entered him in the Oslo County Fair and Barack became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result...

The judges not only awarded Barack the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pullet Surprise as well. Clearly Barack was a politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention?

78 posted on 10/09/2009 9:34:15 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)

79 posted on 10/09/2009 9:38:36 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)

To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...

80 posted on 10/09/2009 9:40:10 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)

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