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The Free Republic "Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize" Quip Thread
grey_whiskers
| October 9, 2009
| grey_whiskers
Posted on 10/09/2009 7:06:00 AM PDT by grey_whiskers
Browsing Free Republic this morning, it seems like a lot of people are shocked by the choice of Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) as the 2009 recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.
Even non-conservative sources (see The London Times and The Taliban??!!!) are commenting with disbelief.
I think we ought to collect one-liners or jokes about it, for upcoming water cooler discussions.
Have at it!
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: 2009nobel; humor; nobelprize; obama; whiskersvanity; wins
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To: grey_whiskers
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:13:48 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(No To O)
To: grey_whiskers
Barry is now firmly ensconced in infamy with Woodrow Wilson and Teddy Roosevelt ... both of whom were swcoialist at heart. This ‘prize’ is on the same level as all children getting a trophy for being in little league, not for winning or accomplishing anything, just for being in the league. So, Barry now has a plastic trophy for being in the Wilson-Roosevely league. [BTW, Jimmy Peanut also has one and John Feckless Kerry served in Vietnam.]
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:13:49 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Dems, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
To: grey_whiskers
NEWS FLASH - Barack Obama appointed Archbishop of Canterbury
23
posted on
10/09/2009 7:13:57 AM PDT
by
naturalman1975
("America was under attack. Australia was immediately there to help." - John Winston Howard)
To: grey_whiskers
Now we know why Miss America invited Rush Limbaugh to judge... they were afraid the judges would award Barrack Obama!
24
posted on
10/09/2009 7:14:26 AM PDT
by
dangus
(I am JimThompson)
To: grey_whiskers
Carter won, Obama too
Carter I, Carter II
To: grey_whiskers
We’re either descending down the comic pages or the dark ages.
26
posted on
10/09/2009 7:15:51 AM PDT
by
aquila48
To: grey_whiskers
BREAKING!
The Pope announced he's stepping down...A guess as to who is taking his place!!!!
27
posted on
10/09/2009 7:15:58 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(No To O)
To: grey_whiskers
I want to nominate Barry for the Home Depot “Biggest Tool” award.
28
posted on
10/09/2009 7:16:07 AM PDT
by
dforest
(Who is the real Jim Thompson? I am.)
To: grey_whiskers
He wins the ‘09 Nobel Prize
A “peace” of works who’s spewing lies.
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm — Barack Hussein Obama...
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:16:21 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Brown Medalist)
To: VA_Gentleman
Hell, why don’t they give him the Cy Young Award for his girly first pitch at the All-Star game this year while they’re at it. Hah! Perfect!
30
posted on
10/09/2009 7:16:34 AM PDT
by
pepsi_junkie
(Who is John Galt?)
To: grey_whiskers
I believe there will be some irony to this after it all plays out.... ▲
31
posted on
10/09/2009 7:18:00 AM PDT
by
ßuddaßudd
(7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
To: grey_whiskers
I figured it out this morning. We don’t have Barack Obama living in the White House - we have Forrest Gump.....
32
posted on
10/09/2009 7:18:15 AM PDT
by
astounded
(The democrat party is a clear and present danger to the USA)
To: Dallas59
The Pope announced he's stepping down...A guess as to who is taking his place!!!!
Why would Barack take a demotion?
33
posted on
10/09/2009 7:19:06 AM PDT
by
dblshot
To: grey_whiskers
I guess they took the bribe money for the Olympic bid and sent it to the Nobel committee instead?
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:19:20 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(If Clinton was the first black president then Obama is the first black Jesus.)
To: TexasCajun
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... Kanye West Taking the MTV Video Music Award Away from Taylor Swift and Giving It to Beyoncé. KarlInOhio gets drunk and runs up on the Nobel ceremony's stage: "Yo, Obama. I’m really happy for you; I’mma let you finish. But President Bush actually freed over thirty million people from a brutal dictator!"
35
posted on
10/09/2009 7:20:48 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Soon everyone will win a Nobel Peace Prize for not being George Bush...well, except for George Bush.)
To: grey_whiskers
My two cats were fighting this morning and I successfully broke it up before either lost fur. I didn’t give a speech about it beforehand. Does that disqualify me? Should I have given a speech but let them end it on their own terms? I get screwed every year. Same old winners! :(
To: grey_whiskers
Best quip came from a WH aide when awakened with the news.
Is it April 1st?
37
posted on
10/09/2009 7:21:11 AM PDT
by
Carley
(OBAMA IS A MALEVOLENT FORCE IN THE WORLD)
To: grey_whiskers
“Barack Obama ... because surrender is hard work!”
To: HerrBlucher
I am a just a tad embarrassed for him.
I thought the same thing....but in about 10 minutes he's going to "address" us all on this - and I'm certain it'll be a "HOPE" speech, versus one of 'I don't really deserve this' humility.
This is one 0bama speech I don't want to miss.
39
posted on
10/09/2009 7:22:44 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Mmm mmm mmm - Barack Hussein Obama (repeat endlessly))
To: grey_whiskers
Saw this on another post:
“It wasn’t a Peace-Peace Prize.”
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:23:11 AM PDT
by
astyanax
(Liberalism: Logic's retarded cousin.)
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