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Stop the Vanity Insanity
Self | 10-9-2009 | Self

Posted on 10/09/2009 11:17:32 AM PDT by FormerRep

Admins, Mods, my fellow freepers lend me your ears. We all know the fiasco about the so called award. Can we please stop flooding the news sections with vanity parodies and put them all in one topic? Thanks!


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To: kevao; FormerRep

“You’ll never win the Nobel Peace Prize using that tone.”

Besides, Obozo has the next 3 years in a lock.


101 posted on 10/09/2009 11:40:54 AM PDT by Sparko ("Barack Hussein Obama He said Red, Yellow, Black or White All are equal in His sight. Mmm, mmm, mmm")
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To: Mr. Silverback

“The only thing dumber than a pointless vanity is a pointless vanity telling people to stop posting pointless vanities.”

I think you should post a vanity about that.


102 posted on 10/09/2009 11:40:55 AM PDT by 21twelve (Drive Reality out with a pitchfork if you want , it always comes back.)
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To: All

BREAKING NEWS......OBAMA WALKS ON WATER TO WASHINGTON MONUMENT
Planets Align, Ushering in the Age of Obama
BREAKING O CURES THE UNMENTIONABLE
Obama Awarded Second Nobel (Chemistry) “Obama has great chemistry” Nobel Committee says
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Gets to Tootsie Pop Center w/o Biting!
“BREAKING: Obama named Motor Trend’s Car of the Year!”
Obama Defeats Chuck Norris in Unarmed Combat!
Mount Rushmore renamed Mount Obama
Obama becomes first Muggle to be appointed Minister of Magic
Breaking!....Obama brings Michael Jackson back to life!
American Journal of Proctology About to Announce “Man of the Year” Award Recipient
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA given Willy Wonka Golden Ticket—and the factory!!
Breaking!....Obama lands on the Sun!..only comment: “A little warm”...
Barack Obama wins the National Spelling Bee!
BREAKING - Obama sweeps every category at AVN awards show...says he’s “pooped”.
BREAKING. . .Obama beds hot French First Lady and Kucinich’s wife at same time, wife doesn’t care!
BREAKING:OBAMA AWARDED 7 MORE N0BEL PEACE PRIZES TO COVER MARCH-OCTOBER!!!
Obama Receives Academy Award (realistic performance of a US president)
God concedes throne to Obama! “Thou shalt not even conduct a recount...”
OBAMA declared MVP Super Bowl 41!
Obama wins ALCS and NLCS AND WORLD SERIES....
Flash! Nobel Peace Prize Committee awarded Monty Python Prize for Origional Sense of Humor
BREAKING: Obama wins “Little Miss Perfect” beauty pageant. Runner-up contests results.
Obama named the NEW James Bond! Will become agent Double-O-Bama!!!
Obama wins “Dancing with the Stars”
Obama walks on water!.....breaking news!...Obama has just walked across Lake Michigan!
Journey names Obama as new frontman!!!
ITS OFFICIAL- OBAMA AWARDED FIRST STEP ON MOON
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Hussein Obama wins every Gold medal in the 2016 Rio Olympics
Obama Becomes First Human Canonized While Alive
Obama new world Ping Pong champion!
BREAKING!!! Obama Awarded Honorary Birth Certificate!
Obama is “Smarter than a Fifth Grader”
Very Few People Realize Obama WAS the Fifth Beatle
Baby Obama smears poopie on the floor. Mom praises his artistic impulses.
BREAKING: All Chuck Norris facts to be replaced with Obama
BREAKING! PRESIDENT OBAMA DISCOVERS HOW TO FLY TO MARS FOR $79.99 PER PERSON ROUND TRIP!
Obama becomes FR member!
BREAKING NEWS: Obama Wins Wiener Dog Nationals
BREAKING: Obama awarded Medal of Honor
Obama named “High Commander” of Louis Farrakhan’s Mother-Wheel Space fleet! Obama “Deeply humbled”
Obama Declared Fifth Element
BREAKING: Obama Creates Two New Universes
Breaking: Obama the Most Blinged-Out President Ever
Breaking! Obama to dance with Himself on Dancing With the Stars - Will Be Celebrity and Pro!
IT’S OFFICIAL: Obamas Claim 2010 Ballroom Dance Title (in 2009)
Obama Declared Queen of England By Acclaimation ... Wait a Minute - Make That Barney Frank
Breaking, Obama Named “Da Man!!”
NEWS FLASH: Obama wins Tour de France. Photos!
Barack Obama Wins Pre-Emptive Title of “2010 Playmate of the Year”
BREAKING NEWS: Uranus Renamed to Obama
BREAKING: Obama Awarded Nobel Prize in Science for Making First Clone...of Himself.
BREAKING: Obama Awarded First Annual Al Qaeda Peace Prize - Dare Obama To Deploy Troops Now


103 posted on 10/09/2009 11:40:57 AM PDT by FormerRep
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To: FormerRep

I was kind of enjoying it.

What happened to the President of the World thread?
I want to see that one.


104 posted on 10/09/2009 11:41:35 AM PDT by Scotswife
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To: FormerRep

While some are ok, it’s pushing off other discussions from the latest comments/articles pages. I agree. People can’t control themselves.


105 posted on 10/09/2009 11:41:36 AM PDT by Patriotic1 (Dic mihi solum facta, domina - Just the facts, ma'am)
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To: Admin Moderator

Aww. Why does the fun have to end? Why can’t we be silly until 5 pm?


106 posted on 10/09/2009 11:42:42 AM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: FormerRep

Give everyone 24-hours, then we’ll start slapping people down on this stuff.


107 posted on 10/09/2009 11:43:01 AM PDT by TitansAFC (Socialism is a disease; Sarah Palin is the cure. Palin/Romney 2012 or Palin/Gingrich 2012!!)
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To: FormerRep

know what? I find this over abundance of vanities refreshing today. They made me laugh and laughter is the best medicine. Truly, let us have our fun today, reality is not sane. We’ll deal with it tomorrow.


108 posted on 10/09/2009 11:43:07 AM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: linn37
He already won the Indy 500. He's working on NASCAR as we wait with breathless anticipation.
109 posted on 10/09/2009 11:44:09 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ("Prosperity is just around the corner." Herbert Hoover, 1932)
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To: 1_Rain_Drop; All

You know, what’s The 0ne going to do for an encore?


110 posted on 10/09/2009 11:44:13 AM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spirito Sancto.)
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To: FormerRep

You posted a vanity to complain about vanities?????


111 posted on 10/09/2009 11:44:21 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA (If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective!)
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To: FormerRep

I was going to post something along the lines of the Mormon genealogy researchers who do the family trees of the Presidents have decided to include among Obama’s direct ancestors George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Brigham Young and Saint Paul. But I didn’t have the time to has out the details well enough for a it’s own thread. Maybe later tonight though.


112 posted on 10/09/2009 11:44:21 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan (Get rid of the dirty moderates. Get rid of them,)
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To: FormerRep

No, they are funny.


113 posted on 10/09/2009 11:44:34 AM PDT by altura
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To: All

Obama and Infinite Loop
Obama Named “Father of Our Country,” Washington Stripped of Title
Obama Singlehandedly Wins Wimbleton Doubles Championship!!
Obama awarded First Place in Heber Springs, Arkansas Middle School Spelling Bee!
Obama wins Loebner Prize for Artificial Intelligence
Obama Elected Imperial Grand Poohbah by the Loyal Order of Water Buffalos ...


114 posted on 10/09/2009 11:44:43 AM PDT by FormerRep
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To: Fresh Wind

Wonderful!


115 posted on 10/09/2009 11:45:00 AM PDT by linn37 ( "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: 1_Rain_Drop

I agree..not even reading the articles, just the titles are causing me to bust up..very much needed..


116 posted on 10/09/2009 11:45:04 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info..)
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To: FormerRep

It’s organic and relatively harmless.

Pop over to Politico 44 if you want some series jernilism.


117 posted on 10/09/2009 11:45:07 AM PDT by incredulous joe ("Live Free or Fight")
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To: FormerRep
"Hey, nice try with that suggestion!"

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118 posted on 10/09/2009 11:45:34 AM PDT by vox_freedom (America is being tested as never before in its history. May God help us.)
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To: FormerRep

Oh, keep the vanities for awhile. We need an outlet for the Obama absurdity.


119 posted on 10/09/2009 11:45:44 AM PDT by Red Steel
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To: altsehastiin; combat_boots; GoCards; InterceptPoint; HollyB; MNlurker; goodwithagun; SandWMan; ...
In need of silliness?

Check out the weekly Friday Silliness Thread
120 posted on 10/09/2009 11:46:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
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To: FormerRep

anyone have a troll account at DU and Daily Kos to post those there all day?


121 posted on 10/09/2009 11:46:29 AM PDT by MNDude (The Republican Congress Economy--1995-2007)
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To: Lucky9teen

Thanks, but I’ve had all the silliness I can take today! Good times. Time to move on. sigh. Great fun, though.


122 posted on 10/09/2009 11:47:04 AM PDT by Huck ("He that lives on hope will die fasting"- Ben Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac)
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To: FormerRep
0bama cured me of the heartbreak of psoraisis!
123 posted on 10/09/2009 11:47:13 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob (A1C 6.2)
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To: FormerRep; nahanrac

Obama wins NASA Award Grant, lands on Uranus.


124 posted on 10/09/2009 11:47:18 AM PDT by lilycicero
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To: Admin Moderator; All

And the list goes on!

BREAKING NEWS......OBAMA WALKS ON WATER TO WASHINGTON MONUMENT
Planets Align, Ushering in the Age of Obama
BREAKING O CURES THE UNMENTIONABLE
Obama Awarded Second Nobel (Chemistry) “Obama has great chemistry” Nobel Committee says
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Gets to Tootsie Pop Center w/o Biting!
“BREAKING: Obama named Motor Trend’s Car of the Year!”
Obama Defeats Chuck Norris in Unarmed Combat!
Mount Rushmore renamed Mount Obama
Obama becomes first Muggle to be appointed Minister of Magic
Breaking!....Obama brings Michael Jackson back to life!
American Journal of Proctology About to Announce “Man of the Year” Award Recipient
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA given Willy Wonka Golden Ticket—and the factory!!
Breaking!....Obama lands on the Sun!..only comment: “A little warm”...
Barack Obama wins the National Spelling Bee!
BREAKING - Obama sweeps every category at AVN awards show...says he’s “pooped”.
BREAKING. . .Obama beds hot French First Lady and Kucinich’s wife at same time, wife doesn’t care!
BREAKING:OBAMA AWARDED 7 MORE N0BEL PEACE PRIZES TO COVER MARCH-OCTOBER!!!
Obama Receives Academy Award (realistic performance of a US president)
God concedes throne to Obama! “Thou shalt not even conduct a recount...”
OBAMA declared MVP Super Bowl 41!
Obama wins ALCS and NLCS AND WORLD SERIES....
Flash! Nobel Peace Prize Committee awarded Monty Python Prize for Origional Sense of Humor
BREAKING: Obama wins “Little Miss Perfect” beauty pageant. Runner-up contests results.
Obama named the NEW James Bond! Will become agent Double-O-Bama!!!
Obama wins “Dancing with the Stars”
Obama walks on water!.....breaking news!...Obama has just walked across Lake Michigan!
Journey names Obama as new frontman!!!
ITS OFFICIAL- OBAMA AWARDED FIRST STEP ON MOON
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Hussein Obama wins every Gold medal in the 2016 Rio Olympics
Obama Becomes First Human Canonized While Alive
Obama new world Ping Pong champion!
BREAKING!!! Obama Awarded Honorary Birth Certificate!
Obama is “Smarter than a Fifth Grader”
Very Few People Realize Obama WAS the Fifth Beatle
Baby Obama smears poopie on the floor. Mom praises his artistic impulses.
BREAKING: All Chuck Norris facts to be replaced with Obama
BREAKING! PRESIDENT OBAMA DISCOVERS HOW TO FLY TO MARS FOR $79.99 PER PERSON ROUND TRIP!
Obama becomes FR member!
BREAKING NEWS: Obama Wins Wiener Dog Nationals
BREAKING: Obama awarded Medal of Honor
Obama named “High Commander” of Louis Farrakhan’s Mother-Wheel Space fleet! Obama “Deeply humbled”
Obama Declared Fifth Element
BREAKING: Obama Creates Two New Universes
Breaking: Obama the Most Blinged-Out President Ever
Breaking! Obama to dance with Himself on Dancing With the Stars - Will Be Celebrity and Pro!
IT’S OFFICIAL: Obamas Claim 2010 Ballroom Dance Title (in 2009)
Obama Declared Queen of England By Acclaimation ... Wait a Minute - Make That Barney Frank
Breaking, Obama Named “Da Man!!”
NEWS FLASH: Obama wins Tour de France. Photos!
Barack Obama Wins Pre-Emptive Title of “2010 Playmate of the Year”
BREAKING NEWS: Uranus Renamed to Obama
BREAKING: Obama Awarded Nobel Prize in Science for Making First Clone...of Himself.
BREAKING: Obama Awarded First Annual Al Qaeda Peace Prize - Dare Obama To Deploy Troops Now
Obama and Infinite Loop
Obama Named “Father of Our Country,” Washington Stripped of Title
Obama Singlehandedly Wins Wimbleton Doubles Championship!!
Obama awarded First Place in Heber Springs, Arkansas Middle School Spelling Bee!
Obama wins Loebner Prize for Artificial Intelligence
Obama Elected Imperial Grand Poohbah by the Loyal Order of Water Buffalos ...


125 posted on 10/09/2009 11:47:25 AM PDT by FormerRep
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To: Red in Blue PA
You posted a vanity to complain about vanities?????

It's a time-worn tradition on FR. LOL.

126 posted on 10/09/2009 11:48:07 AM PDT by Huck ("He that lives on hope will die fasting"- Ben Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac)
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To: FormerRep; All
 
127 posted on 10/09/2009 11:48:24 AM PDT by backhoe (All Across America, the Lights are being relit again...)
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To: FormerRep
MASTER THREAD FOR ALL AWARDS, hat tip to Jeff head
128 posted on 10/09/2009 11:48:50 AM PDT by Freedom2specul8 (I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
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To: FormerRep

Come the Vanity Purge, yours will be the first to go.


129 posted on 10/09/2009 11:48:51 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: shibumi

And the Admin on high struck down the vanity posters, and he did grin...


130 posted on 10/09/2009 11:49:57 AM PDT by FormerRep
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To: FormerRep

you do realize you just posted your very own Vanity regarding Barrack Awards..

What’s a matter with you anyway?

Don’t you want our present to succeed?

This award was given in the hope he wouldn’t become a caricature of sorts, as presidents have become.

See the skit @ Saturday Night Live for further illumination.

Besides, this all Jim Thompson,s fault.


131 posted on 10/09/2009 11:50:26 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: TheThinker

>>We should be laughing at Obama and his followers because they are so ridiculous.<<

It worked for Captain Kirk: “I laugh at the SUPERIOR mind!”


132 posted on 10/09/2009 11:50:26 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Lucky9teen; All

Guess who never won?

Ghandi
John Paul II


133 posted on 10/09/2009 11:50:38 AM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spirito Sancto.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Actually supposed to be working right now, but as my one leftist friend noted, you’re obviously not. :)


134 posted on 10/09/2009 11:52:55 AM PDT by SouthTexas (The IOC is racist!)
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To: FormerRep
I meant MASTER THREAD FOR ALL AWARDS, hat tip to Doug from upland!!!
135 posted on 10/09/2009 11:52:58 AM PDT by Freedom2specul8 (I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
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To: Vendome

Stopped watching SNL after Gilda died. You can’t drink enough to make it funny any more.


136 posted on 10/09/2009 11:53:28 AM PDT by FormerRep
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To: FormerRep

Go have sex with yourself, at least for today!


137 posted on 10/09/2009 11:53:58 AM PDT by MtnMan101 (THE PROBLEM WITH SOCIALISUM IS THAT YOU EVENTUALLY RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY)
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To: MtnMan101

Auto-fornication???


138 posted on 10/09/2009 11:56:10 AM PDT by FormerRep
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To: MtnMan101

Auto-fornication??? Now that’s series.


139 posted on 10/09/2009 11:56:27 AM PDT by FormerRep
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To: svcw

Shouldn’t that be, “Lighten up Francis”???


140 posted on 10/09/2009 11:56:56 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier whose wife is expecting twins SONS.)
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To: 21twelve

I would, but Obama’s humor czar sent me an email telling me to stop being an a******, so I guess I’ll have to go back to doing the dishes.


141 posted on 10/09/2009 11:57:04 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're right! We're free! And we'll fight! And you'll seeeeeeee!)
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To: FormerRep
More fun for us = more anger for libtards. 

 

142 posted on 10/09/2009 11:57:27 AM PDT by OneHun
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To: Labyrinthos

you go to far. that is not funny.

Lol

post on


143 posted on 10/09/2009 11:57:42 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: OneHun
We’re having some fun with the Obama Peace Prize but this would be the perfect time for the democrats to back-door Obamacare through.

Mis-direction always precedes the trick.

144 posted on 10/09/2009 11:57:52 AM PDT by AU72
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To: goodwithagun

and now a word of outrage from Jim Thompson

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358571/posts


145 posted on 10/09/2009 11:59:36 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info..)
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To: FormerRep
What's the nomination process for Nobel Peace Prize?

I have some friends that are deserving of an award.

146 posted on 10/09/2009 12:00:01 PM PDT by asj2009
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To: FormerRep
And the list goes on!

Best thread of the day!

147 posted on 10/09/2009 12:00:32 PM PDT by ScreamingFist
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To: FormerRep

You forgot: Obama singlehandedly stops all gun violence in Chicago.


148 posted on 10/09/2009 12:02:49 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier whose wife is expecting twins SONS.)
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To: ScreamingFist

(Tip of the hat)


149 posted on 10/09/2009 12:02:56 PM PDT by FormerRep
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To: FormerRep

Former Republican??? Now a DEMOCRAT......Humor Police Alert!!


150 posted on 10/09/2009 12:04:01 PM PDT by Ann Archy
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