IBTP! WooHoo!!!
Not me.
Top 10???
The comic you cited is http://xkcd.com/574/. Some of the subsequent "tweets" are funnier:
You need some Alvin Crow for your symptoms;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ufH_pE2a-s
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONE & ALL!
Little Johnny
The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history.”
Who said, Give me liberty or give me death?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny a bright Navajo Indian boy who had his hand up: Patrick Henry, 1775 he said.
Very good! Who said, Government of the People, by the People, for the People shall not perish from the Earth?
Again, no response except from Little Johnny, Abraham Lincoln, 1863.
The teacher snapped at the class, Class, you should be ashamed. Little Johnny knows more about history than you do.
She heard a loud whisper: Screw the Indians!
Who said that? she demanded.
Little Johnny put his hand up, General Custer, 1876.
At that point, a student in the back said, Im gonna puke.
The teacher glares around and asks, All right!!! Now who said that!?
Again, Little Johnny says, George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.
Now furious, another student yells, Oh yeah? Suck this!!!
Little Johnny jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!
Now, with almost mob hysteria someone said, You little shit. If you say anything else, Ill kill you.
Little Johnny frantically yells at the top of his voice, Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, Oh shit, were screwed!
Little Johnny said quietly, The American people, November 4th, 2008.
Bump.
Not willing to stop dating Ms. Piggie, Kermit the Frog finally succumbs to the Swine Flu. RIP
My son brought it home from school. He shared it with Mama. After a week little sister and Dad got it too. That was three days I would rather not ever go through again. On the bright side, the kids can brag about being the first ones on the block.
Borrowed from http://schlockmercenary.com/ (forgive me, Howard, I had to share)
“Do you want to defuse some of the hysteria surrounding this particular strain of Type A Influenza? Lets make fun of it with pig-related names. Here are a few Ive collected, and a few Ive contributed
Hamthrax
Hogthrax
Spamthrax
Tuporkulosis
Porklio
Cowpox oh wait thats real
Hogmumps
The Other Yellow Fever
Pigfluenza
Mad Sow Disease
Sowbola
Sowmonella
Spammonella
Bacon AIDS
Bacon Fever
Baconator oh wait thats at Wendys
Whooping Oink
Oinking Pneumonia
Buboinking Pork
For you Star Wars fans:
Gamorreanorhea
And the end-of-the-world scenarios for the epidemic?
The Aporkalypse
Hognarok “