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Want to know “Do You Have Swine Flu?” Visit –what else—doihaveswineflu.org, if you really, really, really want to know.

1 posted on 10/23/2009 5:49:33 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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IBTP! WooHoo!!!


2 posted on 10/23/2009 5:50:00 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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Not me.


3 posted on 10/23/2009 5:50:33 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar (A mob of one.)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...



ON TO FRIDAY SILLINESS

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Next thing you know, it'll be

5 posted on 10/23/2009 5:54:06 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
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Gin: The best medicine

6 posted on 10/23/2009 5:56:09 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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Top 10???


9 posted on 10/23/2009 6:03:52 AM PDT by paulycy (Predatory Pricing = Public Option = Unethical Competition .)
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#1 is actually from XKCD.

The comic you cited is http://xkcd.com/574/. Some of the subsequent "tweets" are funnier:


11 posted on 10/23/2009 6:05:00 AM PDT by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.)
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RIP Soupy Sales.


12 posted on 10/23/2009 6:06:49 AM PDT by paulycy (Predatory Pricing = Public Option = Unethical Competition .)
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RIP Soupy Sales.


13 posted on 10/23/2009 6:09:09 AM PDT by paulycy (Predatory Pricing = Public Option = Unethical Competition .)
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You need some Alvin Crow for your symptoms;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ufH_pE2a-s


16 posted on 10/23/2009 6:18:26 AM PDT by Deaf Smith
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swine flu Pictures, Images and Photos
17 posted on 10/23/2009 6:18:55 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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A little CSI take on the swine flu...

Swine Flu Pictures, Images and Photos
19 posted on 10/23/2009 6:20:08 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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22 posted on 10/23/2009 6:23:08 AM PDT by Sax
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HAPPY FRIDAY, ONE & ALL!

23 posted on 10/23/2009 6:35:25 AM PDT by workerbee (If you vote for Democrats, you are engaging in UnAmerican Activity.)
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27 posted on 10/23/2009 6:54:51 AM PDT by Peter Horry (Those who aren't responsible always know best.)
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Little Johnny

The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history.”

“Who said, ‘Give me liberty or give me death’?”

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny – a bright Navajo Indian boy – who had his hand up: “Patrick Henry, 1775” he said.

“Very good! Who said, ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the People shall not perish from the Earth’?”

Again, no response except from Little Johnny, “Abraham Lincoln, 1863.”

The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed. Little Johnny knows more about history than you do.”

She heard a loud whisper: “Screw the Indians!”

“Who said that?” she demanded.

Little Johnny put his hand up, “General Custer, 1876.”

At that point, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.”

The teacher glares around and asks, “All right!!! Now who said that!?”

Again, Little Johnny says, “George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.”

Now furious, another student yells, “Oh yeah? Suck this!!!”

Little Johnny jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, “Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!”

Now, with almost mob hysteria someone said, “You little shit. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.”

Little Johnny frantically yells at the top of his voice, “Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.”

The teacher fainted.

And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, “Oh shit, we’re screwed!”

Little Johnny said quietly, “The American people, November 4th, 2008.”


28 posted on 10/23/2009 6:55:04 AM PDT by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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Bump.


32 posted on 10/23/2009 6:57:10 AM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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Not willing to stop dating Ms. Piggie, Kermit the Frog finally succumbs to the Swine Flu. RIP

35 posted on 10/23/2009 7:12:31 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (As government grows, corruption flows.)
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Well, I for one, am just getting over the dreaded flu

My son brought it home from school. He shared it with Mama. After a week little sister and Dad got it too. That was three days I would rather not ever go through again. On the bright side, the kids can brag about being the first ones on the block.

36 posted on 10/23/2009 7:12:42 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (All gray areas are fabrications.)
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37 posted on 10/23/2009 7:13:59 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (As government grows, corruption flows.)
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Borrowed from http://schlockmercenary.com/ (forgive me, Howard, I had to share)

“Do you want to defuse some of the hysteria surrounding this particular strain of Type A Influenza? Let’s make fun of it with pig-related names. Here are a few I’ve collected, and a few I’ve contributed …

Hamthrax
Hogthrax
Spamthrax
Tuporkulosis
Porklio
Cowpox oh wait that’s real
Hogmumps
The Other Yellow Fever
Pigfluenza
Mad Sow Disease
Sowbola
Sowmonella
Spammonella
Bacon AIDS
Bacon Fever
Baconator oh wait that’s at Wendy’s
Whooping Oink
Oinking Pneumonia
Buboinking Pork
For you Star Wars fans:

Gamorreanorhea
And the end-of-the-world scenarios for the epidemic?

The Aporkalypse
Hognarok “


38 posted on 10/23/2009 7:14:15 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob (A1C 6.2)
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