Borrowed from http://schlockmercenary.com/ (forgive me, Howard, I had to share)
“Do you want to defuse some of the hysteria surrounding this particular strain of Type A Influenza? Lets make fun of it with pig-related names. Here are a few Ive collected, and a few Ive contributed
Cowpox oh wait thats real
The Other Yellow Fever
Mad Sow Disease
Baconator oh wait thats at Wendys
For you Star Wars fans:
And the end-of-the-world scenarios for the epidemic?