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Pat Robertson's Web Site Warns Against Demonic Halloween Candy
Opposing Views ^ | October 29, 2009 | Kimberly Daniels

Posted on 10/29/2009 8:15:56 PM PDT by tlb

. TV preacher Pat Robertson’s Web site has just issued a bulletin warning Americans of the real threat we face this season: Demons may be lurking in our Halloween candy.

In a column on the Christian Broadcasting Network’s Web site, writer Kimberly Daniels asserts that “demons” sneak into bags of Halloween candy at grocery stores.

“[M]ost of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches,” Daniels wrote. “I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.”

The Rev. Barry W. Lynn, executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State, urged Robertson and Daniels to lighten up.

“I’ve heard of the devil being in the details, but to think he’s lurking inside a Snickers bar is a little too much,” Lynn quipped. “Pat Robertson has always peddled some scary stuff, but this is over the top.”

Daniels asserts that far from being harmless fun, Halloween is a veritable doorway to hell, full of literal monsters.

“Halloween is much more than a holiday filled with fun and tricks or treats,” she wrote. “It is a time for the gathering of evil that masquerades behind the fictitious characters of Dracula, werewolves, mummies and witches on brooms. The truth is that these demons that have been presented as scary cartoons actually exist. I have prayed for witches who are addicted to drinking blood and howling at the moon.”

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Religion; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: candy; cbn; churchanity; demons; halloween; napl; waronhalloween; witches
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To: fso301
"It’s one thing to oppose Halloween on principle that can be backed up but claiming curses and demonic influence can be delivered via candy has no biblical support."

Agreed, The only verse I can think of basically says they have no power. I think an actual demon, might have some power. But if a prayed over idol has no power, how much less would prayed over candy have?

Jer 10:2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. Jer 10:3 For the customs of the people [are] vain: for [one] cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. Jer 10:4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not. Jer 10:5 They [are] upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also [is it] in them to do good.

Besides, I think it would be near impossible for witches to have prayed over most of the candy. Not that it would make a difference if they did.

51 posted on 10/29/2009 10:43:48 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: fso301
There is one other verse, I can think of:

Mat 15:11 Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.

I'm pretty sure that covers prayed over halloween candy.

52 posted on 10/29/2009 10:47:20 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: ReneeLynn
If CBN has taken the article off their site what’s the big stink?

You didn't get the memo? Apparently it's a custom that no Halloween season can go unmolested by at least one nutbag claiming Demon Candy (or Demon Halloween) will lead to the end of the world as we wish we'd known it. Or, by at least one posting of said nutbag's nutbaggery.

53 posted on 10/29/2009 10:56:49 PM PDT by BluesDuke (A bird in the hand . . . is worth Thanksgiving drumsticks!)
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To: Yardstick

Breaking News - I’ve recently discovered it isn’t Halloween candy that’s full of demons, but in fact, it’s the eight pound tin of butter cookies I recently bought at Costco. I see no other reason for the ten pounds I feel like I’ve gained since I started eating them. Someone alert CBN!


54 posted on 10/29/2009 11:02:06 PM PDT by LanPB01
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To: NavyCanDo
Giving any of those "treats" on Halloween is certainly an "eggible offense". You can add Obamacare propaganda to your list.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2372501/posts

55 posted on 10/29/2009 11:14:06 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: shibumi; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Pat Robertson's Web Site Warns Against Demonic Halloween Candy

Yeah, I don't like Circus Peanuts either.


56 posted on 10/29/2009 11:32:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: shibumi; LongElegantLegs; Slings and Arrows; Markos33

“Daniels asserts that far from being harmless fun, Halloween is a veritable doorway to hell, full of literal monsters.”

To be blunt, Halloween is the Celtic “New Year’s Eve” celebration.
Nothing more, nothing less.

That night is when the “veil between the worlds” is thought be its thinnest and the Celts put out food for wandering dead ancestors to placate them and much later, costumes were adopted to keep disgruntled ‘dearly departeds’ from identifying and harming the living.

*Much* later it was popularized with trick or treat stuff.

99% of the time, people aren’t even celebrating Halloween on the “real” day, any way.

Pat’s off the beam [or on Jim Beam] with this one.

Having said all that, -animals- are in far more danger than humans because of wanna-be “Satanists” and “left hand path magickal practioners”.

The local SPCAs places a moratorium on adopting specific breeds/colors of dogs and cats during late September/October because of this.

Words to the wise...whether you own a “Germanic” breed of dog or simply a black dog or cat, [or any black animal, really] do NOT leave it outside unattended EVER during the period leading up to Halloween, which may stretch from the full moon/dark moon in October clear up until the 8th of November.

[different “traditions” observe different “real Halloween” dates]

*Astronomically* speaking, the “true day” of Halloween is whatever day the sun is in 15° Scorpio.
That will occur on November 7, 2009.

This is NOT a “joke” or paranoid flight of fancy.
The “cleanup” by the SPCA after Halloween is gruesome and we’re not exactly an area known for being heavily infested by animal sacrificers.
Those people come here for the isolation and mythological/magickal history afforded by the Appalachian mountains.


57 posted on 10/30/2009 2:43:43 AM PDT by Salamander (I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.....)
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To: Gordon Greene

1 Corinthians 8:4

As concerning therefore the eating of those things that are offered in sacrifice unto idols, we know that an idol is nothing in the world, and that there is none other God but one.


58 posted on 10/30/2009 2:58:51 AM PDT by Salamander (I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.....)
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To: NavyCanDo

LOL! The raisins at No. 1! Hubby is still complaining about the raisins he used to get 50 years ago. Seriesly, he just mentioned it yesterday.


59 posted on 10/30/2009 3:02:23 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows; shibumi
Last weekend, I could've landed a lot of hot [albeit Amazonian] chicks, *if* I were so inclined to that sort of thing.

Gender Bender 'Mander

AKA "Malice In Blunderland"

[if a woman pretends to be a man who pretends to be woman, does the universe explode?]

60 posted on 10/30/2009 3:11:44 AM PDT by Salamander (I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.....)
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To: GovernmentShrinker
I know a lot of people who overdo it on the coffee and sugar, but they never start spouting craziness like this!

Perhaps I've lived in my part of Texas too long. Lots of Pentecostals and Pentecostal-influenced churches here. Reads to me like the usual anti-Halloween diatribe that I've been hearing since I was a kid trick-or-treating back in the mid-70s.

Well, the usual stuff plus some free-association a-historical completely unsubstantited guff about witchcraft mixed in. Something for the grannies so that they can scare the grandkids. Frankly, I was surprised that there wasn't more of an anti-Catholic attack mixed in.

61 posted on 10/30/2009 4:02:10 AM PDT by Poe White Trash (Wake up!)
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To: Salamander

Wasn’t that the plot of “Victor/Victoria?”


62 posted on 10/30/2009 4:06:49 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: Salamander
To be blunt, Halloween is the Celtic “New Year’s Eve” celebration.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Historically speaking, it's not.

Only goofy "neo-pagans," some gullible (or careless) Protestants, and those who read the 19th century literature uncritically make the connection between Samhain and All Hallows Eve.

And there's no such thing as a pan-Celtic "New Year's Eve" celebration.

63 posted on 10/30/2009 4:16:30 AM PDT by Poe White Trash (Wake up!)
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To: NavyCanDo

Any candy bar containing anything other than pure chocolate is the work of the devil. God created chocolate, but the devil sneaks evil tasting nuts, globs of goo, or crispy crap inside.

Two kinds of people give out apples.

Apples are the treat of choice for cheapskates because they know that once the word gets around, kids will skip the apple houses. It’s a friendlier version of turning off all the lights.

Liberal do-gooders like apples too. That’s reason enough to avoid them.


64 posted on 10/30/2009 4:25:55 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ("Prosperity is just around the corner." Herbert Hoover, 1932)
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To: NavyCanDo

“Give us the rich houses with the sprawling driveways and full-sized candy bars any day. Portion control doesn’t need to start this young.”

We took our daughter trick or treating a couple of years ago to a more upscale neighborhood. Hardly got any candy. Ever since, back in our middle-middle-class neighborhood. There, at one house, they commented on how full her plastic pumpkin was, and gave her a plastic shopping bag so we could dump out the pumpkin and keep going. Everybody is so generous there, that we still have Halloween candy left at Christmas!!!


65 posted on 10/30/2009 4:31:28 AM PDT by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Might’ve been.
Didn’t watch it.


66 posted on 10/30/2009 5:38:26 AM PDT by Salamander (I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.....)
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To: Salamander

Thanks! I needed that.


67 posted on 10/30/2009 5:41:29 AM PDT by Gordon Greene (www.fracturedrepublic.com - Evo's place much faith in something for which there is no proof. Crazy!)
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To: Clemenza; SkyDancer

That’s why we always ate Cap’n Crunch! ; )


68 posted on 10/30/2009 5:55:24 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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To: Poe White Trash
Funny that all of their calendars, myths, legends, stone circles and other monolithic structures coordinate to those 8 ‘festivals’, then.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samhain

Of course, I’ve only been studying Celtic history/archaeology/anthropology/mythology for 30 years so what do I know?

Where’d you get your “knowledge”?
From someplace like this?

http://www.religioustolerance.org/hallo_sa.htm

"And there's no such thing as a pan-Celtic "New Year's Eve" celebration."

Uh, yeah, there is.

The Celts divided the year into *2* halves.

The Gaulish calendar appears to have divided the year into two halves: the 'dark' half, beginning with the month Samonios (the October/November lunation), and the 'light' half, beginning with the month Giamonios (the April/May lunation)

I care nothing for how "goofy "neo-pagans," some gullible (or careless) Protestants and those who read the 19th century literature uncritically" have bastardized history.

69 posted on 10/30/2009 5:57:33 AM PDT by Salamander (I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.....)
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To: mnehring

LOL, that is brilliant!!


70 posted on 10/30/2009 5:59:20 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: Gordon Greene

You’re quite welcome.

It’s always amused me to think of those loons out in some field, dancing and “praying” to a deaf and empty sky.

The only reason I pay any attention to them at all is because of what *some* of them do to animals.

Paradoxically, an inordinate amount of them belong to anti-pet ‘anti-cruelty” groups; peta, ALF and the like.

They don’t sacrifice animals outright...they just want them all dead.


71 posted on 10/30/2009 6:02:57 AM PDT by Salamander (I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.....)
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To: Rodamala

I’m going to hand out Obama hope and change stickers this year.


72 posted on 10/30/2009 6:17:08 AM PDT by listenhillary (A "cult of personality" arises when a leader uses mass media creating idealized/heroic public image)
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To: DJ MacWoW

Yeah, and they fly around on brooms and have a black cat on the broom with them. Amazing how the Hollywood images become real to some people.


73 posted on 10/30/2009 6:24:09 AM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: RJS1950

People like you make it easy for them. Wonder how many you’ve met and never knew it.


74 posted on 10/30/2009 6:36:50 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: aNYCguy
Or perhaps you'll tell me that you had all sorts of success casting spooky spells?

Why would I try to tell you anything when you aren't receptive to any information?

75 posted on 10/30/2009 6:37:42 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: NavyCanDo

LOL!!!


76 posted on 10/30/2009 6:39:26 AM PDT by MplsSteve
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To: Salamander
Funny that all of their calendars, myths, legends, stone circles and other monolithic structures coordinate to those 8 ‘festivals’, then.

Nonsense. You know, there are better sources than James Frazer and his ilk. Ronald Hutton, for one. He rips that assertion to shreds.

I’ve only been studying Celtic history/archaeology/anthropology/mythology for 30 years so what do I know?

You've been studying the Celts for over 30 years and the best you can do is a link to Wikipedia?

Where’d you get your “knowledge”?

From things called "books." You can find them in places called "libraries."

The Celts divided the year into *2* halves.

The Gaulish calendar appears to have divided the year into two halves: the 'dark' half, beginning with the month Samonios (the October/November lunation), and the 'light' half, beginning with the month Giamonios (the April/May lunation)

The Gauls weren't the only Celts. Remember: pan-Celtic. Further, speculation without context over how the solar year may have been symbolically divided is not the same as proof of the existence of a pan-Celtic New Year's Eve celebration.

By the way, where did you get the citation? Some BBC coffee table book/documentary tie in?

77 posted on 10/30/2009 6:41:22 AM PDT by Poe White Trash (Wake up!)
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To: Salamander

[if a woman pretends to be a man who pretends to be woman, does the universe explode?]

It's survived thus far.

78 posted on 10/30/2009 6:54:35 AM PDT by ReignOfError
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To: Poe White Trash
“By the way, where did you get the citation? Some BBC coffee table book/documentary tie in? “

The Coligny Calendar.
You may not be aware of that.
[most of what little evidence is extant comes from the Gaulish records, therefore they are the best surviving *written* documentation]

I used the Wiki page simply because I didn't want to “aim to high” for you and thought something simple would suffice.

BTW, I own books on this subject that you couldn't afford to buy.

I found Frazer's “Golden Bough” amusing but not enough so to ever read another of his works.

What I own are dry, dusty, tedious archaeological/anthropological tomes that trace the migrations of the proto-Celtic/IE peoples from their origins to the “modern” Celts.

Hutton's “Pagan Religions of the British Isles” was quaint but I question his motives.

[as do many others]

http://www.suppressedhistories.net/articles/hutton_review.html

Go read the CARMINA GADELICA instead.
It's contemporaneous.

79 posted on 10/30/2009 7:08:04 AM PDT by Salamander (I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.....)
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To: ReignOfError

Don’t speak too soon...I still have ~another~ party to go to....;-D


80 posted on 10/30/2009 7:09:46 AM PDT by Salamander (I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.....)
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To: RJS1950; DJ MacWoW

That’s not even remotely close to what happens at actual sabbats/esbats.

Hollywood fantasy is one thing; “reality” [if you can call it that] is a whole other.


81 posted on 10/30/2009 7:12:50 AM PDT by Salamander (I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.....)
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To: Salamander; RJS1950

My first teacher was a nurse. And she hated cats. lol


82 posted on 10/30/2009 7:14:18 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: MplsSteve

This is the kind of crap that gives Christians the mocking they get every day.


83 posted on 10/30/2009 7:15:33 AM PDT by My Favorite Headache
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To: SnarlinCubBear

.


84 posted on 10/30/2009 7:16:49 AM PDT by SnarlinCubBear (Sarcasma - Comforting relief from the use of irony, mocking and conveying contempt)
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To: tlb; Slings and Arrows

Demons reside not in candy, but in raw broccoli and Burger King fries. I can prove my assertion. The evil manifests itself about 3 hours after consumption.


85 posted on 10/30/2009 7:19:34 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (Freedom is taken, not given.)
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To: tlb

I feel the same way about Halloween bashers as I do about Easter, Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, etc....bashers—if you don’t want to celebrate the holiday, don’t.

But leave the rest of us alone!!!


86 posted on 10/30/2009 7:21:58 AM PDT by GatorGirl (Eschew Socialism!)
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To: Titan Magroyne

Don’t forget White Castle burgers.


87 posted on 10/30/2009 8:03:28 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: tlb; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Tis pretty nasty...


88 posted on 10/30/2009 8:25:18 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: SIDENET

89 posted on 10/30/2009 8:27:07 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: a fool in paradise

For the record, the Israelis know how to make GOOD chocolate.


90 posted on 10/30/2009 8:30:18 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: shibumi
but I think they’re far more likely found on Capitol Hill and the White House

If one truly had "eyes to see", I wonder what one would see sitting on the shoulders of 0bama, Pelousy, Reid, et al., gibbering in their ears?

91 posted on 10/30/2009 8:30:52 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ah. An evil I’ve not yet faced. Or consumed. :-)


92 posted on 10/30/2009 8:31:38 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (Freedom is taken, not given.)
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To: tlb
CBN quickly took down the original column so I had to get the text elsewhere

and so ...that tells you what exactly?

Spiritual demons unleashed by the one and manmade monsters devised by literature, folklore and Hollywood-Madison ave are hardly the same thing...trust me.

93 posted on 10/30/2009 8:38:09 AM PDT by wardaddy (folks, these freepathons are taking too long tightwads, shame on us in front of the kooks)
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To: Slings and Arrows
For the record, the Israelis know how to make GOOD chocolate ...

which can be found "on sale" in NoVa grocery stores right after Passover.

94 posted on 10/30/2009 8:40:05 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Salamander
The Coligny Calendar.

You may not be aware of that.

Yes, I'm aware of the calendar. I'm also aware that it was discovered in fragments and the reconstuctions and interpretations of it are highly contested and quite speculative.

BTW, I own books on this subject that you couldn't afford to buy.

I don't doubt that you own books on this subject that I wouldn't bother reading were they given to me. I suspect that instead of archeological reports/monographs you have warmed-over rehashes of 19th century diffusionist and mystical "scholarship."

What I own are dry, dusty, tedious archaeological/anthropological tomes that trace the migrations of the proto-Celtic/IE peoples from their origins to the “modern” Celts.

Well, no doubt your booksellers are quite happy, but I fail to see how the mere ownership of some books translates into your addressing the issue at hand. The books on your shelf are silent. Do you have an argument to back up your blunt assertion that "Halloween is the Celtic “New Year’s Eve” celebration. Nothing more, nothing less," or not?

Hutton's “Pagan Religions of the British Isles” was quaint but I question his motives.

Hutton's discussion of "Samhain" in PRBI was interesting, but his demolition of the Samhain-Halloween connection (and much more) in his _Stations of the Sun_ is more complete and more convincing.

Your "debunk Hutton" link leads to a hilariously bad feminist site that promotes articles on "The Secret History of Witches" and "Rebel Shamans." LOL! I'll trust Hutton over the ramblings of Max Dashu any day. If that's your idea of good scholarship, then I can see why you post silly things like "Halloween is the Celtic “New Year’s Eve” celebration. Nothing more, nothing less."

Go read the CARMINA GADELICA instead. It's contemporaneous.

Contemporaneous with what period of Celtic history?

Why should I bother to read a book on Scottish folklore? Can you give a reason?

I suggest you read Hutton's _The Stations of the Sun_, specifically Chapters 35-37. Reason: it demolishes the idea that there was a Pan-Celtic Samhain/New Year's Eve Celebration, and also knocks down your assertion about the Halloween/Samhain connection.

95 posted on 10/30/2009 8:42:31 AM PDT by Poe White Trash (Wake up!)
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To: ArrogantBustard

Thanks - nice to know if I’m ever in the area.


96 posted on 10/30/2009 8:50:27 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: Titan Magroyne

You are missing a life-experience.

Be sure to get them from a restaurant - the frozen White Castles are but a pale shadow of the real thing. Accompanying them with a chocolate shake is traditional.


97 posted on 10/30/2009 8:52:29 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: tlb
“[M]ost of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches,” Daniels wrote. “I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.”

Then she can send me all her Snickers and Peanut M&Ms.

98 posted on 10/30/2009 8:55:49 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Salamander

Ok, I suppose they are eating babies and sacrificing virgins.


99 posted on 10/30/2009 9:01:18 AM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: tlb

“Out! Out you demons of obesity!”


100 posted on 10/30/2009 9:25:41 AM PDT by Califreak (Obama's Purple Reign must be stopped!)
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