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To: Richard Kimball

Why did Kansas State put down Astro Turf?
To keep the cheerleaders from eating the grass.

Why do all the trees in Kansas lean south?
Cuz Oklahoma sucks.


88 posted on 11/27/2009 9:12:46 AM PST by Big Red Clay (Greetings from the Big Red State)
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To: Big Red Clay

What does an Oklahoma State student get on his SATs?

Drool.


90 posted on 11/27/2009 10:30:04 AM PST by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: Big Red Clay

Why does the St Johns River flow north? Because Georgia sucks.

What does a Miami football player in a coat and tie say? “Not guilty your honor.”


92 posted on 11/27/2009 5:45:38 PM PST by bobjam
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