Posted on 11/29/2009 12:01:39 AM PST by ejdrapes
Posted Nov 29th 2009 12:15AM by TMZ Staff Tiger Woods had a "Kobe Special" on his brain hours after what looks like a domestic dispute with his wife, Elin Nordegren -- this according to someone who spoke with Tiger on Friday. During the phone conversation on Friday, Tiger told his friend, "I have to run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special.'" The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a "Kobe Special" was. The reply -- "A house on a finger." During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had "gone ghetto" on him. As we first reported, Tiger told the friend his wife had scratched his face up during an argument over a report that the golf great had cheated on her. The "other woman" named in the story -- Rachel Uchitel -- calls the report "bulls**t." Of course, the Kobe reference is the now-famous house/ring he gave his wife Vanessa after the whole Colorado thing. We're assuming Tiger was joking, though he can certainly afford it.Tiger: I Need a 'Kobe Special'
The Kobe Special? Did Tiger rape a hotel worker, too?
Obviously there is more to the story...
Not enough.
Then again looking at his Dad he was going to be bulkier naturally. Combine the weights and you build mass.
This is a commentary on the slimy MSM. Is this news worthy?
Tiger ain’t no saint. He’s got his cross to bear and has to deal with a woman scorned.
"I believe my man when he says he was just walkin' around nekked when a white woman fell on his private parts."
I would bet on HGH. Almost impossible to detect and you can see how Tiger’s face has sorta ballooned up, a tale tell sign of HGH usage. He was a lanky kid who got very bulky in a very short time. Not unlike Sosa and Barry, who also saw their heads swell up and look bloated like Tiger.
Oh?
Wait'll the end of the month.
Then, let's talk. LOL
Zales?! Harry Winston more like it.
Many years ago when I was a kid, the neighbor saw or thought they saw someone trying to break in their house, they went outside, fired at least one shot into the air, cops came, big commotion...and I slept through the whole thing.
Frankly I can’t believe Tiger talking to a “friend” like that. He has kept his private life very private (until now) and part of that means you don’t talk like that about your wife and/or personal issues with “friends” who blab to tabloids.
I heard Alberto Salazar talk at a running event back in 2002 and he said the African marathoners use it and it is good for over 2 minutes in the race even though they look lean as hell
How many times in the past years have we read or heard about Pro athletes being accused of spousal abuse
Yet when it is the female it is a big joke
Look at her,,tiny little swede and look at him, bulked up athlete, world class. The thought of her “abusing” him is amusing. Add his guilt factor, the irony of using a golf club, the mental image of this world class guy running away in his cadillac, and it amuses the hell out of anyone with an imagination. PG Wodehouse could write about this,,pity he is dead, I loved his golf stories.
Why is this even being posted?
yeah, like one Mr. Frank Urban Zoeller Jr. aka Fuzzy........
He’s like Obama.. a mix of sorts, African American, Chinese, Native American, Thai, and Caucasian.
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“Did Tiger really do all of this to himself, or has somebody targeted him for toppling in the public arena?”
This has the scent of a sinister Phil Mickelson/Jack Nicklaus collaborative plot to bring down tiger. Next they will hire some lackey to follow Tiger around the golf course and call him a “jackass” every time he swings. The only detraction is that the harasser doesn’t want money, he just wants a meal with Phil at Red Lobster. Phil doesn’t eat at Red Lobster.
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