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Florida Woman Accused of Attacking Boyfriend With Raw Meat
AP via FoxNews ^ | December 9, 2009

Posted on 12/09/2009 12:48:10 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia

DUNNELLON, Fla. — A 53-year-old Dunnellon woman has been arrested after alledgedly hitting a man in the head with a raw steak.

According to a Marion County Sheriff's Office report, the man told deputies that Elsie Egan repeatedly hit him with the uncooked meat and slapped his face after he refused a piece of sliced bread. The man said he wanted a bread roll.

(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...


TOPICS: Food
KEYWORDS: florida; meat

1 posted on 12/09/2009 12:48:10 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Geeeeeeeeesh...there must be a thousand “raw meat” jokes here...


2 posted on 12/09/2009 12:49:41 PM PST by jessduntno (Stop The Federal Usurpation.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
E

gad


BTT

3 posted on 12/09/2009 12:50:51 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: jessduntno
They have the story backwards, no?

BTW, I'd just like the record to show: FREAK'N GUILTY!!

4 posted on 12/09/2009 12:51:35 PM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Billthedrill

She probably out weighed him 3 to 1 so he just called the cops. Reminds me of the movie Monster House.


5 posted on 12/09/2009 12:52:38 PM PST by refermech
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Florida Woman Accused of Attacking Boyfriend With Raw Meat

Woman claims it all was a big miss-steak

6 posted on 12/09/2009 12:52:57 PM PST by tophat9000 (Obama plans to fix America like he fixed his dog)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

7 posted on 12/09/2009 12:54:51 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Ye Gods.

Guilty

8 posted on 12/09/2009 12:56:39 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead. Bonus tag line: FAIL 246, Obama 0)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

The man reportedly said “Well, it was better than having sex with her.”


9 posted on 12/09/2009 12:56:45 PM PST by techcor (I hope Obama succeeds... in becoming a one term president.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Obviously D_E_R_A_N_G_E_D


10 posted on 12/09/2009 12:58:59 PM PST by wolfcreek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsd7DGqVSIc)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Shoot, thought this was another Tiger thread! That’s twice today!


11 posted on 12/09/2009 12:59:14 PM PST by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

There’s a short story where a woman killed her husband with a frozen leg of lamb, then cooked and served it to his fellow cops who had come to investigate. I believe Roald Dahl (Willy Wonka) wrote it.


12 posted on 12/09/2009 1:02:01 PM PST by nina0113
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

What was her beef?


13 posted on 12/09/2009 1:02:29 PM PST by Loyalist (A tagline so irenic it deserves a Nobel Peace Prize of its own!)
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To: Loyalist

Please let his disability be blindness.


14 posted on 12/09/2009 1:10:24 PM PST by dblshot
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Did she hit him right in the chops?


15 posted on 12/09/2009 1:11:46 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: jessduntno

Not to disappoint but HERE’S ONE NOW:

I guess turnabout is fair play!

But if that photo is the lovely meat swinger, perhaps not.


16 posted on 12/09/2009 1:16:08 PM PST by Dick Bachert (THE 2010 ELECTIONS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT IN OUR LIFETIMES! BE THERE!!!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

When I read the headline I immediately thought it would be about someone on the low end of the IQ chain and I figured major dental work would be involved but that photo is just beyond the pale.


17 posted on 12/09/2009 1:16:46 PM PST by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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To: nina0113

That story was “Lamb to the Slaughter”.


18 posted on 12/09/2009 1:29:34 PM PST by Calico Cat (Some say that life is the thing; I prefer to read)
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To: Calico Cat

WAS it Roald Dahl? I hadn’t thought of it in probably 20 years, but the “hit him with meat” jumpstarted that brain cell.


19 posted on 12/09/2009 1:37:31 PM PST by nina0113
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

She was hitting him and healing his wounds at the same time.


20 posted on 12/09/2009 1:38:42 PM PST by uncitizen (MERRY CHRISTMAS MERRY CHRISTMAS MERRY CHRISTMAS MERRY CHRISTMAS)
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To: goseminoles
The police had an easy time finding the alleged weapon.


21 posted on 12/09/2009 1:45:20 PM PST by scoobysnak71
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To: scoobysnak71

Looks like raw evidence. No bones about it.


22 posted on 12/09/2009 1:48:23 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Guilty!


23 posted on 12/09/2009 1:51:19 PM PST by bushpilot1
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Boyfriend? This has a boyfriend? Was his species mentioned?


24 posted on 12/09/2009 1:51:26 PM PST by Oldpuppymax (AGENDA OF THE LEFT EXPOSED)
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To: Calico Cat; nina0113

Hitchcock made it a TV movie in the 50-60s.


25 posted on 12/09/2009 1:52:23 PM PST by GOYAKLA
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To: Oldpuppymax
>"This has a boyfriend?"

Yeah. You know, in domestic violence cases, its always the children that suffer.


26 posted on 12/09/2009 1:55:44 PM PST by scoobysnak71
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

It’s butcher pete, he’s hacking and whacking and smacking.


27 posted on 12/10/2009 9:09:10 PM PST by John Will
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