Gotta love Claire. Gotta love the Romero references.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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To: The Comedian
2 posted on
12/17/2009 7:01:00 PM PST by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: RandallFlagg; Landru
Ping the zombie list, Randall...
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
3 posted on
12/17/2009 7:02:10 PM PST by
The Comedian
(Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
To: The Comedian
Preparedness is such a daunting task it’s hard to figure where to begin.
4 posted on
12/17/2009 7:02:34 PM PST by
Armedanddangerous
(The dead night tiger made whole by the Master of Sinanju)
To: The Comedian
Case in point: I have an enviably well-prepared friend. Call him Bob. He has a ne'er-do-well, completely unprepared brother. For years Bob urged lazy bro at least to lay in a few supplies and build a few skills. Bro finally looked around and said, "Hey, don't worry about it. If anything goes wrong, I'll just move in with you." The liberal mentality in a survival situation...
5 posted on
12/17/2009 7:05:06 PM PST by
2banana
(My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
To: The Comedian
Very informative, and funny.
10 posted on
12/17/2009 7:13:24 PM PST by
stevio
(Crunchy Con - God, guns, guts, and organically grown crunchy nuts.)
To: The Comedian
Here in NYC, if TSHTF a lot of people are gonna be screwed and defenseless and hungry and scared. Water will be at an absolute premium. Good luck with waste disposal.
12 posted on
12/17/2009 7:14:07 PM PST by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: The Comedian
Gotta come to grips with the fact that most of the city dwellers will simply kill each other off, and will not have the wherewithal to seek out the outlying survivalists.
Cities are essentially self-filling mortuaries.
13 posted on
12/17/2009 7:18:10 PM PST by
editor-surveyor
(The beginning of the O'Bomb-a administration looks a lot like the end of the Nixon administration)
To: The Comedian
We’ve actually got a few of those six-gallon pails stashed away. And our 72 hour kits are now staged and ready. Even at work, I’m never more than a few minutes from mine.
In our neck of the woods, it’s always been a bad idea for strangers to come up someone’s driveway unannounced. When the SHTF, it’ll be positively suicidal.
14 posted on
12/17/2009 7:24:11 PM PST by
Noumenon
(Work that AQT - turn ammunition into skill. No tyrant can maintain a 300 yard perimeter forever.)
To: The Comedian
One important fact to remember: you have to sleep sometime. You cannot stay at Condition Red 24/7 for weeks. This means that you need people you can trust to keep watch while you sleep, eat, and try to get stuff done.
People tend to assume scenarios of human wave attacks of zombies. But what if the scenario involves one or a few zombies trying to hit you at random times over a period of months? In other words, not the end of the world, but a period of hard times that results in zombies being generated steadily over a long period?
18 posted on
12/17/2009 7:26:59 PM PST by
PapaBear3625
(Public healthcare looks like it will work as well as public housing did.)
To: The Comedian
Brilliant Claire, one of your best. And badly needed.
(How did you know what was etched on my muzzle break?)
22 posted on
12/17/2009 7:31:47 PM PST by
Travis McGee
(---www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com---)
To: The Comedian; Eaker; AK2KX; Ancesthntr; An Old Man; ApesForEvolution; aragorn; archy; ...
Read this, all my doomer buddies. Use your noggins for more than hanging on the old kevlar. She makes some great points.
CW2 Ping
23 posted on
12/17/2009 7:33:52 PM PST by
Travis McGee
(---www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com---)
To: The Comedian
I have been dabbling with the idea of making my own MREs. There are several instructive links I have found.
24 posted on
12/17/2009 7:35:03 PM PST by
randomhero97
("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
To: The Comedian
25 posted on
12/17/2009 7:35:47 PM PST by
dnandell
(I don't need no stinkin' tagline)
To: The Comedian
Nobody says it quite like Claire does.
26 posted on
12/17/2009 7:35:56 PM PST by
Lurker
(The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
To: FerFAL308
28 posted on
12/17/2009 7:37:25 PM PST by
Travis McGee
(---www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com---)
To: The Comedian
This is such tripe. If you look at actual government collapses, like the USSR, Argentina, Zimbabwe, etc. etc. you will notice a trend. Nothing really changes, the rich get richer, the poor get poorer, the currency gets trashed and replaced and old obligations (pensions, SS) get eliminated.
There is no rioting, no one rebels, hungry beaten down people don't do that kind of stuff. Life goes on, but now it is a reduced life, money for food and clothes takes priority.
The way to prepare is to prepare financially. Wasting money on guns or any of the survival stuff is worse than stupid. Getting a foreign source of income is important.
29 posted on
12/17/2009 7:38:43 PM PST by
LeGrande
(The government wants to take over the entire Health Care industry to fix Medicare and Medicaid.)
35 posted on
12/17/2009 7:47:43 PM PST by
SunkenCiv
(My Sunday Feeling is that Nothing is easy. Goes for the rest of the week too.)
To: The Comedian
If not for a resourceful neighbor who offered to trade his chainsaw and fence-repair skills for the remnants of my damaged yurt, I might still be sitting here staring stupidly at storm wreckage. Claire lives in a yurt? Someone tell me more...
52 posted on
12/17/2009 8:16:25 PM PST by
ctdonath2
(It from fit.)
To: The Comedian
Bro finally looked around and said, "Hey, don't worry about it. If anything goes wrong, I'll just move in with you." At the approach of Y2K, I had about a dozen people tell me that and pretty much mean it. I was prepared for myself and SO, not a dozen leeches.
55 posted on
12/17/2009 8:17:45 PM PST by
ctdonath2
(It from fit.)
To: The Comedian
And the city folks will eat the same stuff the zombies in the movie ate...hehehe
Eat people, thousands of hungry Rwandans and zombies can't be wrong!
I understand it's a lot like pork, which probably explains why humans are referred to as 'long pig' in some places in New Guinea.
Mmmmm, yum! I smell sweet bacon.... (__8:(|)
57 posted on
12/17/2009 8:18:36 PM PST by
eldoradude
(Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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