Skip to comments.Feds Eye Tiger $ex Probe
Posted on 12/20/2009 9:43:36 AM PST by marshmallow
In a potentially devastating development for Tiger Woods, his growing sex scandal and hush money payoffs have caught the attention of the FBI and IRS.
A top source in Washington, D.C., divulged that in mid-December "discussions were underway" involving those two government agencies about whether to launch a federal probe of the billionaire golfer.
"They haven't pulled the trigger yet, but they smell blood in the water," the source told The ENQUIRER.
"Their interest was heightened when they heard reports suggesting that Tiger may have been paying for high-class call girls.
"It had already come out that Tiger's company may have paid for the travel of at least one of his girlfriends for a recent hookup in Australia. If Tiger is using company money to do it - and if illegal activity such as prostitution is taking place - then they're going to come down on him."
(Excerpt) Read more at nationalenquirer.com ...
Excuse me, but when did it become a Federal crime for buying a piece of ass? Maybe a state/local problem but the Feds have better things to do.
If they do this, the race card will be played big time. Tiger will become black in the eyes of the race hustlers.
“See, they’re just trying to keep a brother down.”
OMG, just like the baseball steroids issue, our legislators are here to save us. /s
Tiger has a charitable foundation which is tax deductible. If he’s using foundation money to pay for hookers, the Feds will come calling.
With David Letterman, you have potential for interstate prostitution. And what about Chris Dod? [Waitress Sandwich.] The list is endless. What’s that latest rat sex scandal with tax money?
I don’t really care about the whole thing. Slugs chase money. Slugs are all over him now. The only non-slug in the bunch is his cuckholded wife and I hope she cleans his effing clock.....
What kind of investigation was done with Barney Frank?
The law enforcement community at the Federal level has failed to capture Charlie Rangel, Barak 0bama, Barney Frank, and a whole host of other miscreants. Why pick on Tiger? At least he was a bit more circumspect in philandering, and I don’t think he screwed the whole country...
And how do they prove from whence that money came. It isn’t like he doesn’t have any side accounts from other legal taxable income to pay for what he got......this is nowhere fast.
Tiger wasn’t issuing 1099’s or withholding Social Security for his girlfriends, and the IRS wants their cut.
Just pissed that they didn't get their cut....
“Excuse me, but when did it become a Federal crime for buying a piece of ass?”
Excuse me, but is this not what Congress does every single day of the week and sometimes on weekends? /nosarc
Oh PLEASE....NOTHING will happen to him criminally, he;s BLACK!
Okay, you got me there....but those are the ‘elected’ ones. These asshole FEDs looking into him now are career, aren’t they?
The Feds are idiots. Federal prosecutors are more interested in getting a headline than anything else.
Probably some bright IRS operative was watching a TV show where a very bright female caller asked the question:
“Did the sluts who received the thousands of dollars from TW report it as income to the IRS?”
The Feds are probably not after TW, the golfer - but the TW’s (Tail Waggers)!
“Tiger wasnt issuing 1099s or withholding Social Security for his girlfriends, and the IRS wants their cut.”
Hey, if the rest of us have to issue 1099s for a variety of reasons, why shouldn’t Eldrick? Moreover, these ho’s should have to pay their “fair share” of taxes on their hush money.
MOre than likely. Yeah - you would think they have better things to do - like keeping an eye on terrorists. But then that brings me back to the elected officials again. :)
Oh dear, Tiger’s paying the price for having stayed out of politics and not greasing the powerful.
Still entertaining. Still a great diversion.
Coincidentally, a diversion from the pimps and whores called FEDS!
When you write if off as a federal tax deduction. I bet the pro (not the golf pro) will get an audit, too.
Taxing “hush money”. Now there’s a novel concept! Of course once everybody knows that monies have been paid, they immediately fall into the crosshairs of the taxman.
In this case, ‘half’ is quite enough....
Unfortunately, some calcuation and shenanigans are going on here. The more time the LSM and the true media, the internet, is tied up with discussing this asshole’s potential loss of half his shit, the less time concentrating on Climate FRAUD, Health FRAUD, CAPnTAX FRAUD, MEXIFRAUD, ECONOFRAUD and all the other ‘frauds this government is engaging in, the less the cretins of this country become aware of what is really happening.
I think is becomes federal when they cross state lines to transact ‘business’
I hope this ‘madam’ sees a marked drop in her business since she is so willing to talk publicly about her clientelle
You would think a $15K piece of a$$ would come with some privacy
Remember when perverts and prostitutes used to slink away into the darkness when discovered? Instead of making the big time?
“Just pissed that they didn’t get their cut...”
or the phone numbers
Same entertainment the Romans witnessed. Throw Tiger to the “lions” while Rome crumbles from within.
It all kind of revolves around things feline ; )
They’re going after Tiger because he has money without power. Whenever you have money but not power, those with power will figure out a way to take your money so that they can buy more power.
If you buy a piece of ass across state lines it becomes federal. That’s one of the major power grabs Hoover got when building the FBI, any crime that crosses state line becomes automatically their jurisdiction.
How could he screw a hoor across a state line?
“Craig Silverman a former Colorado prosecutor”
Hmmm, wonder if HE has always followed the rules sexually. No affairs?? no prostitutes??,,,ever?? When a prosecutor is this worried about what another man does witha woman ,,,, it makes you wonder how clean he is too, or if he might be gay.
Tiger's a one-man RICO case.
The elite political class does not fall under the same US laws as the rest of us. For example, you don’t think the congresscritters and their families will be waiting in the same lines as the servant masses for health care, do you?
If you call a girl in Phoenix and have her come to LA to “do your stuff” and pay her that’s interstate prostitution, and the FBI has automatic jurisdiction.
Tax evasion--buying ass with tax exempt dollars.
Isn’t there a spot in the US - - the midwest? - - where you can have your hooker plant her heels in two different states and her head in a third state?
“If you buy a piece of ass across state lines it becomes federal. Thats one of the major power grabs Hoover got when building the FBI, any crime that crosses state line becomes automatically their jurisdiction.”
What was the law they nailed that Boxer Jack Johnson with?
“his cuckholded wife”
Who was also a golddigger. Think she would have spoken to Tiger if he was just a small town school teacher? She’s not much better than him. He’s bad, but no need to hold her up as some wife of the year. She clearly neglected him if he had THAT much time to play his indoor sports.
Actually there is one where she could put her hands in two states and her legs in two more.......interesting thought...say, what state would ‘you’ be in?
It's not the sex that's the problem. It's the people who either don't pay the gift tax, or don't claim the income that becomes problematic.
Plus, if you're taking funds out of a organization that enjoys tax-exempt status, and you're using those funds for your own personal benefit or entertainment, that too is a problem. The Feds are right and obligated to investigate both allegations. If they're going to make me pay my full tax liability, they damn sure better be making Tiger Woods - and his whores - pay theirs.
I think the race hustlers threw is 1/4 or less black ass under the bus because he was only boinking white skanks.
Whoa! You’re obviously taking this much more seriously than I am. I really don’t give a shit. All I know is that she stayed with his ass long enough to squeeze out two kids and made a home, regardless of what he thought about. The dipshit should have been smarter....screw him and his billion.
Absolutely. But there it is. Hoover won that battle 50 years ago. I don’t think he even used the commerce clause, he just managed to hammer through that if the crime “happened” in more than one state it must be federal. His primary excuse was gunning for the interstate flight guys, rob somebody in a town on one side of the border and drive to the other side so the state cops in the original state can’t chase you. But of course in the end it was Hoover, he just wanted power, and he had the blackmail ammo to get it.
Well, I imagine I could pretty much match the hands and feet and also be in four states at once. The problem is, there must be some kind of monument at that spot that would make things a little tricky...
Tell, what's it like living in 1953? Do you miss the microwave?
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