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Jobs that Obama is more suited for
Jan 1 2010 | myself

Posted on 01/01/2010 4:48:35 AM PST by Friendofgeorge

Was thinking about jobs that are more suited to Obama. Was thinking that Barry might make a great honey wagon operator, you know, he would go around and pump out/clean portable toilets at construction sites, I can picture him in his green overalls and rubber boots, with gloves up to his elbows, maybe a brush in his hand, possibly wearing big goggles? I also could see him as a very good worm picker, no kidding! They truck people off to golf courses after midnight to look for worms. I understand you wear a miners type flashlight hat on your head, and you strap tin cans to your ankles for the worms. I hear when the weather is just right you can bring in 100 bucks a night. Something along those lines, I think he would be much happier with, clearly over his head now


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1 posted on 01/01/2010 4:48:36 AM PST by Friendofgeorge
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To: Friendofgeorge

How about a beach vendor?


2 posted on 01/01/2010 4:50:51 AM PST by bergmeid (obama. With a small o.)
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To: Friendofgeorge

Sidekick on the Oprah Winfrey Show.


3 posted on 01/01/2010 4:57:11 AM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: Friendofgeorge

Talk show host on Air America.


4 posted on 01/01/2010 4:58:20 AM PST by rickmichaels
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To: Friendofgeorge
Now that Heath is dead and can no longer reprise his role as the joker....
5 posted on 01/01/2010 5:09:46 AM PST by MAD-AS-HELL (Hope and Change. Rhetoric embraced by the Insane - Obama, The Chump in Charge)
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To: Friendofgeorge

Where’s that Erkel pic?


6 posted on 01/01/2010 5:10:58 AM PST by rsobin
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To: Friendofgeorge
Pretty much any job featured on Dirty Jobs. Then again, those jobs require that you do actual work. Maybe a position in the Kenyan government as some kind of bureaucrat.
7 posted on 01/01/2010 5:11:05 AM PST by Jed Eckert
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To: Friendofgeorge

No offense to those that must make an honorable living in tough times but he would be an ideal Wal-Mart greeter.


8 posted on 01/01/2010 5:13:02 AM PST by Eye of Unk (Phobos, kerdos, and doxa, said the Time Traveler. “Fear, self-interest, and honor.”)
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To: Friendofgeorge

Queen of England

Likes the fun, ceremonial part of the job.Good at carrying the purse, photo ops, accepting awards, and making speeches that mean nothing.

Would rather leave the actual heavy lifting to others.


9 posted on 01/01/2010 5:15:45 AM PST by Daisyjane69 (Michael Reagan: "Welcome back, Dad, even if you're wearing a dress and bearing children this time)
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To: Jed Eckert
Maybe a position in the Kenyan government as some kind of bureaucrat.

Kenyan Minister of Aviation Security.

10 posted on 01/01/2010 5:17:48 AM PST by rickmichaels
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To: Friendofgeorge

Riding on the back of a garbage truck to pick up the garbage that falls after they empty the cans.


11 posted on 01/01/2010 5:18:26 AM PST by beckysueb (Hey Obama, get out of Sarahs' house!)
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To: Friendofgeorge
Jobs that Obama is more suited for

Anything other than a blank posting is far too long of a list.

12 posted on 01/01/2010 5:18:38 AM PST by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: Friendofgeorge
Shoeshine?


13 posted on 01/01/2010 5:25:47 AM PST by RightFighter (Sarah Palin - we love you and can't wait to see you again.)
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To: RightFighter
Actor? (He's a pretty good liar, and acting is just a polished form of lying)


14 posted on 01/01/2010 5:29:43 AM PST by RightFighter (Sarah Palin - we love you and can't wait to see you again.)
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To: RightFighter
Gangster?


15 posted on 01/01/2010 5:31:19 AM PST by RightFighter (Sarah Palin - we love you and can't wait to see you again.)
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To: RightFighter
Magazine publisher?


16 posted on 01/01/2010 5:33:19 AM PST by RightFighter (Sarah Palin - we love you and can't wait to see you again.)
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To: Friendofgeorge

men’s room attendant (courtesy Bob Grant).


17 posted on 01/01/2010 5:33:26 AM PST by Salvey
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To: rickmichaels
Kenyan Minister of Aviation Security.

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18 posted on 01/01/2010 5:35:21 AM PST by Jed Eckert
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To: RightFighter
Communist dictator?


19 posted on 01/01/2010 5:37:47 AM PST by RightFighter (Sarah Palin - we love you and can't wait to see you again.)
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To: RightFighter

Love it, but Sarah has nicer legs :)


20 posted on 01/01/2010 5:49:20 AM PST by Friendofgeorge ( SARAH PALIN or BUST.)
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To: Friendofgeorge

Ty-D-Bol Man


21 posted on 01/01/2010 5:54:23 AM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: Friendofgeorge

yes, and the shoes should be red!


22 posted on 01/01/2010 5:56:18 AM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: rickmichaels

ding ding we have a winner!!!


23 posted on 01/01/2010 5:56:59 AM PST by omega4179 (Marco2010)
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To: Friendofgeorge

Hospital Janitorial Administrator at Coast General Hospital, Mombasa.


25 posted on 01/01/2010 5:57:41 AM PST by omega4179 (Marco2010)
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To: omega4179
Satellite dish. Two for one special.
26 posted on 01/01/2010 5:59:34 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Sarah Palin - For such a time as this)
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To: Friendofgeorge

He can go around to all the NcDonalds and clean out the fry vat. Since he’s oily anyway, it won’t bother him.


27 posted on 01/01/2010 6:01:49 AM PST by CAluvdubya (Palin 2012...YOU BETCHA!.--Praying for Rush)
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Washing windshields or stuffing ballot boxes.. maybe working at Acorn helping people misallocate whitey’s tax dollars...


28 posted on 01/01/2010 6:03:47 AM PST by newnhdad (The longest of journeys begins with one step.)
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To: CAluvdubya

NcDonalds = McDonalds (stupid cat jumped down on me and really did break my keyboard!)


29 posted on 01/01/2010 6:06:42 AM PST by CAluvdubya (Palin 2012...YOU BETCHA!.--Praying for Rush)
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To: CAluvdubya

The local Food Town hires mentally retarded men to bag groceries, but I think they require a birth certificate.


30 posted on 01/01/2010 6:15:45 AM PST by Fetid Facts (Under Democrats, "The law is a ass--a idiot.")
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To: Friendofgeorge
His very own Putt-Putt


31 posted on 01/01/2010 6:22:01 AM PST by Bassfire (I'm out of my mind. Back in 5 min.)
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To: Fetid Facts
News anchor .....he does a hellva job reading a teleprompter !!
32 posted on 01/01/2010 6:23:39 AM PST by W-Girl
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To: Salvey

GMTA


33 posted on 01/01/2010 6:26:26 AM PST by Roccus (My anger IS manufactured.......................................in the WHITE HOUSE and CONGRESS!!)
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To: W-Girl

Or the lead in a TV sitcom. He has auditioned for over a year now.


34 posted on 01/01/2010 6:27:09 AM PST by csmusaret (Pelosi and Reid have controlled Congress for three years. This is their recession.)
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To: Friendofgeorge
He can do anything.

But he should do it in Zimbabwe. Or back home in Kenya.

35 posted on 01/01/2010 6:27:58 AM PST by FatherofFive (Islam is an EVIL like no other, and must be ERADICATED. Barack OBORTION is a close second.)
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To: CAluvdubya

I was going to suggest he get fitted for a white hat and start practicing saying “do you want fries with that?”. However, those jobs will already by taken by investment bankers, doctors, and other productive members of society by the time he leaves office.


36 posted on 01/01/2010 6:28:27 AM PST by Phillipian
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To: Friendofgeorge; All

Do not make fun of “worm pickers”. It is an honorable, and enjoyable, hobby where I come from. I remember many summer nights, when I took my intended along with me, picking up night crawlers (yes, they do come out at night and many could be considered huge).

All that is required is a flashlight, and the necessary lawns to conduct the search upon. This leads to another problem, of course. How do you deal with being “rousted” by the cops on a fairly regular basis? Of course, you have a credible excuse when asked to account for yourself. All you have to do is show them your crawler can’s contents. After awhile the cops may show up, but they just wave at you and drive off. Ya’ gotta’ train ‘em! ;-)

Anyway, picking up worms is not even a job, it is a form of entertainment. I must disagree with the author. I rather doubt that O would deign to involve himself in the hobby. “Worm picking” is not the undertaking of an elitist.


37 posted on 01/01/2010 6:29:06 AM PST by Habibi ("It is vain to do with more what can be done with less." - William of Occam)
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To: csmusaret

Sitcom implies humor, Obama is definitely NOT funny.


38 posted on 01/01/2010 6:31:36 AM PST by kalee (On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...)
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To: kalee

To me a sitcom is a bunch of incompetents bungling their way through life. That definitely describes this administration.


39 posted on 01/01/2010 6:38:31 AM PST by csmusaret (Pelosi and Reid have controlled Congress for three years. This is their recession.)
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40 posted on 01/01/2010 6:44:36 AM PST by maddog55 (Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him.)
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To: csmusaret

I hear you but sitcom bungling is meant to be funny and is not real. I view the present administration as more of a sick reality show. Hopefully our country is a Survivor.


41 posted on 01/01/2010 7:06:15 AM PST by kalee (On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...)
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To: Friendofgeorge
interior decorating
42 posted on 01/01/2010 7:11:57 AM PST by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: RightFighter

The Mopper in a adult store booths.


43 posted on 01/01/2010 7:19:14 AM PST by Yorlik803 (better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
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To: maddog55

Certainly someone could photoshop this pic with an appropriate rendition of Zero ipo the young lady.


44 posted on 01/01/2010 7:22:11 AM PST by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a tea party descendant - steeped in the Constitutional legacy handed down by the Founders)
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To: Friendofgeorge; bergmeid

45 posted on 01/01/2010 7:49:53 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: Friendofgeorge

Zeaks sex toy in prison.


46 posted on 01/01/2010 8:49:51 AM PST by chiefqc
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Calling Mike Rowe! (The “Dirty Jobs” Guy! LOL)


47 posted on 01/01/2010 9:15:16 AM PST by left that other site (Your Mi'KMaq Paddy Whacky Bass Playing Biker Buddy)
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To: Friendofgeorge

Politically correct Howdy Doody.


48 posted on 01/01/2010 2:34:29 PM PST by keats5 (Not all of us are hypnotized.)
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To: Friendofgeorge

Bottom feeder feeder.


49 posted on 01/01/2010 2:37:37 PM PST by keats5 (Not all of us are hypnotized.)
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To: Habibi
Thanks for filling me in on the worms,sorry if I insulted your hobby :)

I did have a neighbor years ago that picked worms for a summer job, he claims to have made a fortune (for a 16 year old)

50 posted on 01/02/2010 4:18:31 AM PST by Friendofgeorge ( SARAH PALIN or BUST.)
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