Skip to comments.Jobs that Obama is more suited for
Posted on 01/01/2010 4:48:35 AM PST by Friendofgeorge
Was thinking about jobs that are more suited to Obama. Was thinking that Barry might make a great honey wagon operator, you know, he would go around and pump out/clean portable toilets at construction sites, I can picture him in his green overalls and rubber boots, with gloves up to his elbows, maybe a brush in his hand, possibly wearing big goggles? I also could see him as a very good worm picker, no kidding! They truck people off to golf courses after midnight to look for worms. I understand you wear a miners type flashlight hat on your head, and you strap tin cans to your ankles for the worms. I hear when the weather is just right you can bring in 100 bucks a night. Something along those lines, I think he would be much happier with, clearly over his head now
yes, and the shoes should be red!
ding ding we have a winner!!!
Hospital Janitorial Administrator at Coast General Hospital, Mombasa.
He can go around to all the NcDonalds and clean out the fry vat. Since he’s oily anyway, it won’t bother him.
Washing windshields or stuffing ballot boxes.. maybe working at Acorn helping people misallocate whitey’s tax dollars...
NcDonalds = McDonalds (stupid cat jumped down on me and really did break my keyboard!)
The local Food Town hires mentally retarded men to bag groceries, but I think they require a birth certificate.
Or the lead in a TV sitcom. He has auditioned for over a year now.
But he should do it in Zimbabwe. Or back home in Kenya.
I was going to suggest he get fitted for a white hat and start practicing saying “do you want fries with that?”. However, those jobs will already by taken by investment bankers, doctors, and other productive members of society by the time he leaves office.
Do not make fun of “worm pickers”. It is an honorable, and enjoyable, hobby where I come from. I remember many summer nights, when I took my intended along with me, picking up night crawlers (yes, they do come out at night and many could be considered huge).
All that is required is a flashlight, and the necessary lawns to conduct the search upon. This leads to another problem, of course. How do you deal with being “rousted” by the cops on a fairly regular basis? Of course, you have a credible excuse when asked to account for yourself. All you have to do is show them your crawler can’s contents. After awhile the cops may show up, but they just wave at you and drive off. Ya’ gotta’ train ‘em! ;-)
Anyway, picking up worms is not even a job, it is a form of entertainment. I must disagree with the author. I rather doubt that O would deign to involve himself in the hobby. “Worm picking” is not the undertaking of an elitist.
Sitcom implies humor, Obama is definitely NOT funny.
To me a sitcom is a bunch of incompetents bungling their way through life. That definitely describes this administration.
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