Police: Man attacked wife with meatloaf

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[Chet 99]

BRADENTON, Fla., Jan. 7 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a man was arrested for allegedly smearing meatloaf in his wife's face while they were discussing a separation.

The Manatee County Sheriff's Office said Lance David Ziegler, 39, allegedly picked the meatloaf up off his kitchen table and smeared it into his wife's face Wednesday after she announced her intention to leave him, the Sarasota (Fla.) Herald-Tribune reported Thursday.

Deputies said they arrived at the home at about 7:45 p.m. and found the woman's face was slightly red and slathered with small amount of residual sauce.

Ziegler, who told deputies he had not hit his wife, was arrested and charged with domestic battery.

[dajeeps]

We ended up eating something else, but they were really hungry and were as sorry as I was to see dinner on the floor. This happened years ago and every once in a while someone brings it up and we have a good laugh. Just one of those things I’ll never live down.

[Westlander]

Open Pit original style BBQ sauce in the meatloaf and glazed outside with it. That’s great eating there !

http://www.openpit.com/

[BigCinBigD]

Maybe she’s leaving him beause of his...meatloaf?

[carolina71]

You're a good sport ! I'd have washed it off and smeared some ketchup on the top.

[MissDairyGoodnessVT]

London broil is waaaaay better

[JoeProBono]

[Pontiac]

What would possibly make you think he would want her to?

If you want her to leave why argue?

“Oh honey you want to leave me. Can I help you pack?”

That is how I envision a husband reacting to an unwanted wife who expresses her desire to leave.

[garyhope]

2 things.

A scene from a James Cagney with Mae Clark movie, “Public Enemy”.

A Rodney Dangerfield joke.

[Vendome]

What, exactly, was her beef?

[New Yawk Minute]

Um..are you my son in law? You kinda described my meatloaf.

[Darkwolf377]

London broil is waaaaay better

Yes, but you don't often hear about someone being 'London broiled.'

Getting shanked, on the other hand...

[greatplains]

rofl!

[MissDairyGoodnessVT]

oh yes, the worst er shire of London broil

ya’ only get shanked w/irons.......(golf joke)

[1COUNTER-MORTER-68]

Dear Lance David Ziegler,

If Yew ever see me comin’ Yew better RUN!!!DumbSumBitch!!!

That Dear Lady cared enough to cook your supper,,,DumbASS!!!

Me likey meatloaf,,,Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Be glad she ain’t MY kin!!!...(cockin’ his pistols)...:~(

[az.b1bbomberfxr]

POLICE: Why did you attack your wife with the meatloaf?
SUSPECT: Have you ever tasted my wife's meatloaf?

[Gator113]

Thanks. I’ll try that product.

Finding the perfect BBQ sauce is like the search for the Holly Grail for me.

[Does so]

"...We ended up eating something else..."

No "seven-second rule" in your house?

==8-O

[anymouse]

I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with
you!!!

[1COUNTER-MORTER-68]

LOL,,,Maybe this little Bitch will like “jail food” better.

[Salamander]

He couldn’t see paradise by the microwave light.