Caption this photo: Mo'Nique Gets a Leg Up on the Competition

TMZ ^ | 1-18-10

[Justaham]

Monique - Best Supporting Actress at the Golden Globes for the movie "Precious"

Just PRECIOUS.

[driftdiver]

Them be manly legs

[RedRedRose]

My. Now aint that attractive.

[muir_redwoods]

No mas

[FortWorthPatriot]

Oh. My. I’m speechless.

[SoldierDad]

Must of ran out of NAIR

[Darksheare]

Tansvestite Man fom Mannix showing “her” best supports.

[austinaero]

Uh, words fail me. colon to follow.

[italianquaker]

What is seen cannot be unseen!!!!!

[Free Vulcan]

Wonder if she has a sister named Unique?

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Aw Hell naw baby girl did NOT go there honey child!

[omega4179]

Aw hell no!!!!

[mlizzy]

It’s good her arms are down.

[supremedoctrine]

I just don’t understand....
I just don’t understand.....
kept telling myself....”it’s only an awards show.....
it’s only an awards show......”

[Semper Mark]

And I bet her underarms look like she has two midgets in a head lock.

[Jet Jaguar]

We did she bother to get her feet done?

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

FreeRepublic Needs Your Help!

[Justaham]

LOL! Mo’Nique and U’Nique are maybe both Gi’Gantique.

[maggief]

[the invisib1e hand]

that’s funny. I had a cup of coffee with a fellow. He’s a curious, bookish type; a black man with an obsession with WASPS. He told me, “black men don’t have hairy legs.” But he didn’t tell me that “black women do.”

[Thunder 6]

She looks like the Wmyn’s Studies majors I saw in grad school... She needs a flannel shirt and Doc Marten’s though.

Regards,

[Fighter@heart]

You can put a dress & lipstick on a “Sasquatch,” however you still end up with a “Sasquatch!!!”

[the invisib1e hand]

oprah on ecstacy?

[cripplecreek]

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear....

[Redcloak]

Goonygoogoo!

[FrdmLvr]

Them legs ain’t never seed a razor!

[cripplecreek]

[maggief]

The View, Monique, Leg Hair, Armpit Hair and Creatures

http://www.spike.com/video/view-monique-leg/2757123

[diverteach]

God created man, and then to make him attracted to the woman he made from said man, gave him the wisdom to invent the razor to use on the woman and the Lord saw that it was now good.

[abigailsmybaby]

Crikey! Please no mo’Nique.

[Caipirabob]

Now that you've had the main course...

Would you care for a mint sir? It's wafer-thin...

[PowderMonkey]

[red tie]

Is she going to play Grizzly Adams wife in her next movie?

[missnry]

PLEASE PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH!

[Roscoe Karns]

[Lizavetta]

HAHAHAHA!! Love ya, Roscoe. You brighten up my day big time...

[Tucker39]

Not exactly a caption, but a jingle from yesteryear:

To look sharp, everytime you shave,
To feel sharp, and be on the ball,
Just be sharp, use Gillett Blue Blades,
For the quickest, slickest shaves of all!

Did she need hairy legs for the movie role, or
does she Lower Slobovian roots in her genealogy?

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

Is that a bull, steer, or heifer?

[TC Rider]

Wonder if she has a sister named Unique?

No lie, there was a cashier at the local Walmart here in NC whose name is Uniqueia.

[VRWC For Truth]

That's a man baby.

[Tucker39]

In a biography of Thomas Edison, the story is told that in his lab in New Jersey, while testing materials for a workable filament for his light bulb, he and his staff would stay up all night working on it, sending out for food, etc., and they made up several hundred extra verses to “Mary Had A Little Lamb.”

On of those verses went like this; And keep in mind that in THOSE days, it was extremely racey to ever get a glimpse of a lady’s ankle. So here is the verse:

Mary had a bright red dress,
It was too short by half.
Who gives a damn for Mary’s lamb,
When you can see her calf?!

However, a HAIRY calf.......All bets are off!!!!

[Roscoe Karns]

Cheers!

[Semper Mark]

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear....

...Fuzzy wuzzy had no Nair...

[celtic gal]

she is no how gonna be a spokes person for Secret that’s fo sure.

[maggief]

Keeper! :D

[cripplecreek]

LOL

[greatdefender]

I love Mediterranean women

[maggief]

“PLEASE PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH!”

Mo’ bleach!

wiki:

Before obtaining success in her chosen career, Mo’Nique worked as a phone sex operator. She was in charge of monitoring the phone call conversations.[4]

[celtic gal]

She is trying to set a new sort of Eruo trend..Maybe the First Frump will try this..won’t that be something to see...

[BILLNHILL MAKE ME ILL]

Hair on your legs,

hair on your legs,

acting like a fool with hair on your legs...(apologies to the General)