Face-Detection Cameras: Users' Racism Charges Explained (Cameras are Racist)

YahooNews.com ^ | 1-22-2010 | Adam Rose

[cynwoody]

President Obama demands that 0.5 be included.

Ah. Affirmative rounding. It's time to put Accounting through another diversity seminar!

[martin_fierro]

[muawiyah]

π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π

[GOYAKLA]

How can Affirmative Action be used in Binary?

[hellbender]

The problem started when Nikon used this guy as their test face during the design phase:

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I have that particular camera, I get that message all the time,

Surely, there must be a cofiguration menu item that would allow one to turn off that particular message. Yes/no?

[no-s]

π π π π π π π π

Thats-a giant piece-a pie?

[TheCipher]

Hmmm, isn't Nikon a Japanese company ?

[livius]

There probably is. I never think of it except when I see it, however, but that’s when I’m in the middle of using the camera and don’t have time to look in the manual. Maybe I’ll go look now.

In any case, I don’t take it personally...

[jwparkerjr]

re: All 1’s will be overwritten with 0’s (of course)

Bigot! How dare you? Have you no shame? ANYONE with any common sense knows that 0’s are the digit of choice.

Although, I possible could live with a compromise here. How ‘bout this? We let either a 1 or a 0 be acceptable. That will not please those who feel one is better than the other but it will probably be sufficient for those who with no preference.

See, it's easy to get along if you don't insist on standards! Thanks!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

In any case, I don’t take it personally...

Oooo....you evil Conservative, you!

You're just not getting with the program. Everyone must be offended by something these days.

[xrmusn]

...Everyone must be offended by something these days...

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Why just the other day I saw an ad for a trucking company that read “WE HIRE SAFE DRIVERS” and I immediately thought of how unfair that was to unsafe drivers.

[Daffynition]

Move over Nikon. Miley Cyrus centerstage.

[Oztrich Boy]

"Miley, don't tease the camera"