(-:~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~:-)

[Lucky9teen]

"And in a major reversal of U.S. policy, President Obama has narrowed the conditions under which we would use nuclear weapons. He said we'd only use them against Iran, North Korea or Fox News." –Jay Leno

"President Obama has come out with a new policy for using nuclear weapons. In a related story, Joe Biden said he would try not to drop the F-bomb so often." –Jay Leno

"The United States and Russia have signed a historic nuclear weapons treaty. Apparently, Russia is getting a little nervous. They heard we had successfully mounted a warhead on a Toyota Prius." –Jay Leno

"Next week, the president of China will be at the White House. And good news — he has no plans to foreclose." –Jay Leno

"Well, give you an idea how important this visit is from the Chinese president, I understand Joe Biden is busy learning some Chinese curse words." –Jay Leno


"Well, earlier today, President Obama threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals' home opener against the Philadelphia Phillies. And then Vice President Joe Biden was thrown out for cursing at the umpire." –Jay Leno

"Actually, President Obama didn't actually throw the ball. He got it to the catcher's mitt through a series of back-door dealings." –Jay Leno

"Last night, President Obama gave a speech at the Boston Opera House. It was a long night, because you know what they say about the opera: 'It ain't over until the fat lady gets lectured on her eating habits by Michelle Obama.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Michelle Obama held a town hall meeting on C-SPAN to answer questions from kids about her anti-obesity campaign. The most popular question from kids was, 'Why are you doing this to us, lady?'" –Jimmy Fallon

[Lucky9teen]

Name Yourself Day

When : Always April 9th

Name Yourself Day is your chance to give yourself whatever name you'd like...for a day. If you like your name, then change your name for just today. If you don't like your name, use today to select a new name for life!

Participating in Name Yourself Day is simple and easy. Go ahead, give it a try. Change your first, or middle, or last name. Or, change them all. Give yourself a cool and catchy nickname. Once you've selected your name, you've gotta communicate it to all of your family and friends. This could prove to be the hard part. It will likely take time for your new name to catch on.

[ClearCase_guy]

I’m in!

[Lucky9teen]

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ON TO FRIDAY SILLINESS

CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST

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Go forth and be silly, Lord knows, we all need it...

[pookie18]

http://www.therightreasons.net/index.php?/topic/20251-todays-toons-4910/

[CPOSharky]

In Early. (My name today?)

[ShadowAce]

Top Ten??

[Berlin_Freeper]

Who would want to change a cool middle name like Cornelis?

[Dead Corpse]

Darn it. Looks like Pirate Princess Pickle Bunny is already taken.

Guess I'll just stick with DC. ;-)

[rockabyebaby]

Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It’s FRIDAY! In the top 10 too!

[Dacula]

10

[Pan_Yan]

Make up your own name?

[Tarpon]

Obama Akbar ...

[unkus]

This has to be one of the most appropriate political cartoons ....ever!

It’s spot on.

[The_Victor]

"What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?"
- Private Frost, Aliens

[wyokostur]

Yippie!! Friday!!

[Bean Counter]

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[BigCinBigD]

Do you ever look at someone and wonder if their brain stem will ever flower?

[smokingfrog]

LOL!

[the_devils_advocate_666]

[smokingfrog]

I'm not going to worry about anything today.
You can call me "Mr. Chill."

[absolootezer0]

Name Yourself Day is your chance to give yourself whatever name you'd like...for a day.

what's the name of the guy schtupping megan fox? i'll take his name for a day

[Ro_Thunder]

Top 25!

IATP!

[synbad600]

LOL! How did you get Michelle to scale?

[a fool in paradise]

You're calling yourself Top Ten? There already is a guy with that name...

He plays in band called the Dictators...

[Cyber Ninja]

[Zeppelin]

How did that bottom feeder get out of the tank?

[a fool in paradise]

It's Friday! Giddyup go!

[Nateman]

[LongElegantLegs]

Henceforth, I shall be known as Fanny.

[ShadowAce]

LOL! I figure with 7 billion people in the world today, it’d be kinda difficult to come up with a unique name.

[DaveLoneRanger]

“This house,” said the real estate salesman, “has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I’m honest, I’m going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse a block north.”

“What are the advantages?” inquired the prospective buyer.

“The advantage is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing.”

[a fool in paradise]

I dub thee Elvis Hussein Obama...

[martin_fierro]

[dangus]

Hi, Earl.

[secret garden]

DERP? My name today is Two Hours Later, with the wavy lines and all.

[martin_fierro]

Name Yourself Day is your chance to give yourself whatever name you'd like...for a day.

Today I shall be known as ...

GALACTUS

[Pan_Yan]

Change your first, or middle, or last name. Or, change them all.

From now on I will be known as:

Cyprianus Brân Éibhear Aniketos

Random Name Generator

[ShadowAce]

Oh, pleaes—not Obama. I can handle Elvis, and pretend I don’t have a middle name for Hussein—but please!!! NOT Obama!!!!

[ErnBatavia]

I always wanted to be a “Bo-Willy”....

[ErnBatavia]

Rosie O'Donnell baby video....caught at the moment she learned the 'motorboat' maneuver.

[a fool in paradise]

Richard Millhouse Hendrix

[listenhillary]

[a fool in paradise]

Someone must've thought 2012 was a documentary.

[Liberty Valance]

[gimme1ibertee]

I absolutely love it!!! Now, that's art!! ROTFL!!

[ShadowAce]

That one I can handle. I always enjoyed Hendrix

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[gimme1ibertee]

Call me Ineeda Brayke....for a day!