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(-:~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~:-)

Posted on 04/09/2010 5:28:55 AM PDT by Lucky9teen




"And in a major reversal of U.S. policy, President Obama has narrowed the conditions under which we would use nuclear weapons. He said we'd only use them against Iran, North Korea or Fox News." –Jay Leno

"President Obama has come out with a new policy for using nuclear weapons. In a related story, Joe Biden said he would try not to drop the F-bomb so often." –Jay Leno

"The United States and Russia have signed a historic nuclear weapons treaty. Apparently, Russia is getting a little nervous. They heard we had successfully mounted a warhead on a Toyota Prius." –Jay Leno

"Next week, the president of China will be at the White House. And good news — he has no plans to foreclose." –Jay Leno

"Well, give you an idea how important this visit is from the Chinese president, I understand Joe Biden is busy learning some Chinese curse words." –Jay Leno


"Well, earlier today, President Obama threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals' home opener against the Philadelphia Phillies. And then Vice President Joe Biden was thrown out for cursing at the umpire." –Jay Leno

"Actually, President Obama didn't actually throw the ball. He got it to the catcher's mitt through a series of back-door dealings." –Jay Leno

"Last night, President Obama gave a speech at the Boston Opera House. It was a long night, because you know what they say about the opera: 'It ain't over until the fat lady gets lectured on her eating habits by Michelle Obama.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Michelle Obama held a town hall meeting on C-SPAN to answer questions from kids about her anti-obesity campaign. The most popular question from kids was, 'Why are you doing this to us, lady?'" –Jimmy Fallon


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: nuclear; ofst; silliness
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To: ClearCase_guy

21 posted on 04/09/2010 6:14:39 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: Lucky9teen

I'm not going to worry about anything today.
You can call me "Mr. Chill."


22 posted on 04/09/2010 6:20:20 AM PDT by smokingfrog (Free Men will always be armed with the Truth.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Name Yourself Day is your chance to give yourself whatever name you'd like...for a day.

what's the name of the guy schtupping megan fox? i'll take his name for a day
23 posted on 04/09/2010 6:33:55 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 25!

IATP!


24 posted on 04/09/2010 6:50:36 AM PDT by Ro_Thunder ("Other than ending SLAVERY, FASCISM, NAZISM and COMMUNISM, war has never solved anything")
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To: dead

LOL! How did you get Michelle to scale?


25 posted on 04/09/2010 6:53:40 AM PDT by synbad600
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To: ShadowAce
You're calling yourself Top Ten? There already is a guy with that name...

He plays in band called the Dictators...


26 posted on 04/09/2010 7:09:14 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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To: absolootezer0
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27 posted on 04/09/2010 7:10:05 AM PDT by Cyber Ninja (Rebuke, Renounce, Repeal, Repeat,...)
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To: dead

How did that bottom feeder get out of the tank?


28 posted on 04/09/2010 7:14:10 AM PDT by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on...)
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To: Lucky9teen
It's Friday! Giddyup go!


29 posted on 04/09/2010 7:18:24 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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To: Lucky9teen; reagan_fanatic; a real Sheila; 50mm; Lizavetta; Roscoe Karns; edzo4; Netizen; ...
bomblove
30 posted on 04/09/2010 7:21:12 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Henceforth, I shall be known as Fanny.


31 posted on 04/09/2010 7:22:33 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs ( I have nothing better to do than sit around all night watching a lunatic not turn into a werewolf.)
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To: a fool in paradise

LOL! I figure with 7 billion people in the world today, it’d be kinda difficult to come up with a unique name.


32 posted on 04/09/2010 7:29:49 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: a fool in paradise

“This house,” said the real estate salesman, “has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I’m honest, I’m going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse a block north.”

“What are the advantages?” inquired the prospective buyer.

“The advantage is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing.”


33 posted on 04/09/2010 7:37:02 AM PDT by DaveLoneRanger (Bookmark this site, you'll like it: TheArmedCitizen.com)
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To: ShadowAce

I dub thee Elvis Hussein Obama...


34 posted on 04/09/2010 7:39:02 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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To: Lucky9teen; All

35 posted on 04/09/2010 7:40:48 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: CPOSharky

Hi, Earl.


36 posted on 04/09/2010 7:55:37 AM PDT by dangus
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To: martin_fierro

DERP? My name today is Two Hours Later, with the wavy lines and all.


37 posted on 04/09/2010 7:57:07 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: Lucky9teen; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim
Name Yourself Day is your chance to give yourself whatever name you'd like...for a day.

Today I shall be known as ...


GALACTUS

38 posted on 04/09/2010 8:02:36 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen
Change your first, or middle, or last name. Or, change them all.

From now on I will be known as:

Cyprianus Brân Éibhear Aniketos

Random Name Generator

39 posted on 04/09/2010 8:05:18 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: a fool in paradise

Oh, pleaes—not Obama. I can handle Elvis, and pretend I don’t have a middle name for Hussein—but please!!! NOT Obama!!!!


40 posted on 04/09/2010 8:05:30 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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