Skip to comments.Do Not Mock Your Co-Worker's Tiny P_n_s While Testing Full-Body Scanners
Posted on 05/07/2010 9:27:42 AM PDT by KeyLargo
Do Not Mock Your Co-Worker's Tiny Penis While Testing Full-Body Scanners
By Laura Northrup on May 7, 2010 11:10 AM
If you've been wondering how much of your body airport full-body scanners actually do reveal, a recent TSA training session in Miami shows the answer: enough for your co-workers to mock the size of your genitals. The target of the mockery eventually found it unbearable, and police say that he "could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind," attacking one of his colleagues in the parking lot. He was arrested for aggravated battery.
From the police report:
"The investigation revealed that the [suspect] was upset after a training with "Whole Body Image" machine. The X-Ray revealed [the suspect] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis. [He] stated he could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind.
Thanks for clearing that up. I had been hearing things such as how it will pick up breast implants, prosthetics and things of that nature.
I’d rather get “scanned” than fall out of the air. Just sayin’.
Some of us would proudly walk thorugh the scanner any time (if you catch my drift *wink*)
“forcing him to endure this gross intrusion into his privacy”
You have a point. OTOH if government expects the sheeple to endure the identical gross intrusion into privacy, then it seems a bit hypocritical not to permit the same on its employees.
Put a different way: if the government recognized this to be a gross intrusion of privacy and for that reason exempted its employees from the indignity, it effectively has conceded that the sheeple are right to be upset at the use of such intrusive technology.
Conversely, by subjecting its employees to the same procedure, the government is signaling that the technology is no big deal.
Thus while I concur with other posters that using this technology is not necessary or even particularly effective, I’d rather the government be at least consistent in its positions rather than knowingly subjecting the sheeple to a procedure so odious that it exempts its own employees.
BtD: "Why, thank you, Mr. TSA Guy! To what do I owe the pleasure?"
TSA Guy: "Pity, sir."
I used to know a guy who was hung like a mouse...his wife put it charitably: “It’s not the size of the wand, it’s the magic in it”...
If you really want to hurt your eyes, go check out the Chaz Bono sex change threads...
It's probably more like this, which is disturbing.
“If you really want to hurt your eyes, go check out the Chaz Bono sex change threads...”
woof...that would probably require a brain squeegee after viewing.
I was eginning to this it was company policy
AUUUUUUUGH! WHY CANT I PROOFREAD?????????????
copy the image into paint and invert the colors (ctrl+i). tell me what you think now...
That picture of Michelle in the blue dress...where it looks like she has one...comes to mind. Anyone have that picture?
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