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Nev. woman accused of stealing wine while topless
hosted ^ | May 22

Posted on 05/22/2010 6:21:49 PM PDT by JoeProBono

MINDEN, Nev. (AP) -- A Nevada woman is accused of stealing a bottle of wine from a store while she was topless and intoxicated.

Brandi Smith, of Gardnerville, acknowledged her behavior was "mind-boggling" during an appearance Wednesday before a judge to face charges of indecent exposure, felony drunken driving and burglary.

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KEYWORDS: brandi; gitchetoplessgumee; guilty; jpb; lazwouldhitit; nevada; nevadan; stealing; topless; wine; woman

1 posted on 05/22/2010 6:21:49 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Not enough graphical information to judge guilt or innocence, but the jury is leaning guilty.


2 posted on 05/22/2010 6:23:14 PM PDT by nesnah
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To: nesnah

“Not enough graphical information to judge guilt or innocence, but the jury is leaning guilty.”

Looks like she is still intoxicated. We need more photo evidence.


3 posted on 05/22/2010 6:25:37 PM PDT by Parley Baer
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To: Parley Baer

4 posted on 05/22/2010 6:27:51 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono
Nev. woman accused of stealing wine while topless

So stealing wine while fully clothed is legal? BTW, guilty!

5 posted on 05/22/2010 6:28:26 PM PDT by Always Right
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To: JoeProBono

Using her jugs to distract the clerk while shoplifting a botle of wine?


6 posted on 05/22/2010 6:28:51 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop thinking about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: JoeProBono

Guilty


7 posted on 05/22/2010 6:29:41 PM PDT by bmwcyle (NJ Governor Chris Christie for President)
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To: Farmer Dean

8 posted on 05/22/2010 6:32:33 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Parley Baer

Some mornings you wake up and realize you just gotta make some changes . . .


9 posted on 05/22/2010 6:40:34 PM PDT by caper gal 1 (If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Vote Conservative.)
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To: JoeProBono
Brandi Smith

It's the eponymy, stupid!

10 posted on 05/22/2010 6:42:36 PM PDT by Lonely Bull
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To: nesnah

Merely the name “Brandi” should make the photo unnecessary.


11 posted on 05/22/2010 6:44:35 PM PDT by livius
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To: JoeProBono
Blech.
Guilty.
Terminally Guilty.
12 posted on 05/22/2010 6:45:08 PM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: JoeProBono

Some people like a wine with a lot of body.


13 posted on 05/22/2010 6:46:17 PM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: JoeProBono

It was a $20 bottle of wine. At least she has fairly good taste in wine. Not great, if you’re going to steal wine while topless, you may as well go for the Petrus or Romanee Conti.

Somewhere among my old emails I had a jpeg of a large can of Heneiken beer stuck between 2 large breasts. Interesting way to carry your beer. I wonder if it work with a bottle of wine?


14 posted on 05/22/2010 6:46:33 PM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
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To: garyhope

15 posted on 05/22/2010 6:49:23 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono
No more pictures. Pretty please.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

16 posted on 05/22/2010 6:51:00 PM PDT by Viking2002
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To: nesnah

I concur unless she had a couple of very extenuating circumstances.


17 posted on 05/22/2010 6:51:16 PM PDT by magslinger ("If I have money, I buy fishing gear. If I have money left over, I buy beer." - Hank Thoreau)
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To: JoeProBono

There’s no way that hardcore face is on top of a gorgeous body...no way.


18 posted on 05/22/2010 6:53:56 PM PDT by Aria ( "The US republic will endure until Congress discovers it can bribe the public with the people's $.")
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To: JoeProBono

So the wine was still on the rack when she left the store ?


19 posted on 05/22/2010 6:57:49 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: garyhope
It was a $20 bottle of wine. At least she has fairly good taste in wine. Not great, if you’re going to steal wine while topless, you may as well go for the Petrus or Romanee Conti.

At least a "Far Niente" http://www.farniente.com/

20 posted on 05/22/2010 7:00:12 PM PDT by Irish Eyes
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To: JoeProBono

Geez... you had to ruin an awesome headline by actually posting a picture of the perp!


21 posted on 05/22/2010 7:00:35 PM PDT by OCC
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To: Lonely Bull

Honestly now, how many years have you been waiting to use that line? Pretty good.


22 posted on 05/22/2010 7:20:07 PM PDT by Ax
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To: JoeProBono

So, where did she hide the wine?


23 posted on 05/22/2010 7:29:51 PM PDT by PilotDave (No, really, you just can't make this stuff up!!!)
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To: garyhope
It was a $20 bottle of wine. At least she has fairly good taste in wine.

Obviously, they were sold out of this:


24 posted on 05/22/2010 7:34:52 PM PDT by Hoodat (.For the weapons of our warfare are mighty in God for pulling down strongholds.)
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To: Aria

Well, her eyes are a nice color. : D


25 posted on 05/22/2010 7:43:27 PM PDT by mia
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To: JoeProBono

Hey Joe, I know fine wines taste better aged but you’re serving us vinegar!


26 posted on 05/22/2010 7:45:28 PM PDT by Redcitizen (Tagline out- use detour)
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To: Ax
Honestly now, how many years have you been waiting to use that line? Pretty good.

I stole it from James Taranto, and all while I was topless.

27 posted on 05/22/2010 8:00:21 PM PDT by Lonely Bull
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To: PilotDave
So, where did she hide the wine?

"Yes, that's a bottle of wine, and yes, I'm also happy to see you."

28 posted on 05/22/2010 8:00:54 PM PDT by Lonely Bull
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To: JoeProBono

imbibing babe busted


29 posted on 05/22/2010 8:02:44 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: JoeProBono

I have to say I’ve never been that drunk to forget my shirt. That must take a whole lot more wine than I’ve ever had!


30 posted on 05/22/2010 8:03:55 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: Redcitizen

31 posted on 05/22/2010 8:05:48 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

Captain Obvious says, “Guilty as hell”.


32 posted on 05/22/2010 8:08:42 PM PDT by Vigilantcitizen
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To: Hoodat

just seeing that pic of MD 20/20 makes me want to puke. very bad peir fising memories drinking md 20/20.


33 posted on 05/22/2010 8:09:39 PM PDT by VastRWCon
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To: Vigilantcitizen

34 posted on 05/22/2010 8:12:51 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Lonely Bull

WOW. That’s clever.


35 posted on 05/22/2010 8:15:04 PM PDT by gitmo ( The democRats drew first blood. It's our turn now.)
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To: Irish Eyes

True, they make a nice chardonnay and cab. Haven’t had their Dolce.

Thanks. Nice site. Nice caves.

I used to live in LA and then SF. Good places for wine. But then, what place isn’t ?


36 posted on 05/22/2010 8:20:23 PM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
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To: JoeProBono

LOL! What a great photo and headline. I love irony.


37 posted on 05/22/2010 8:20:45 PM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: Lonely Bull

LOL. Very clever.


38 posted on 05/23/2010 12:26:57 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: JoeProBono; Salamander

A visage totally lacking in (how-you-say?) ... “Phi.”


39 posted on 05/23/2010 12:33:11 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: JoeProBono; Salamander

“..... and thus ends another unsuccessful bid to be the next addition to Dennis Hof’s harem on “Cathouse.”


40 posted on 05/23/2010 12:35:48 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: shibumi
Separated at birth:


41 posted on 05/23/2010 12:38:00 AM PDT by Salamander (You don't know what's going on inside of me. You don't wanna know what's running through my mind.)
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To: Salamander

Could account for Nimoy’s alcoholism.....


42 posted on 05/23/2010 12:40:32 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: shibumi

Spock was schnockered?!?

Say it ain’t so!


43 posted on 05/23/2010 12:42:07 AM PDT by Salamander (You don't know what's going on inside of me. You don't wanna know what's running through my mind.)
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To: livius; Lonely Bull

One of my sisters says,”Never name your daughter Brandi unless you want her to live her life in a trailer park.”


44 posted on 05/23/2010 12:44:28 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Salamander

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/1630463.stm


45 posted on 05/23/2010 12:46:02 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: Squantos
So the wine was still on the rack when she left the store ?

"I would have gotten away with it too if I was carrying it upside down"

46 posted on 05/23/2010 2:23:06 PM PDT by bigheadfred (If I've said it once, I've said it a million times...)
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To: bigheadfred

LOL !


47 posted on 05/23/2010 3:02:06 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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