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Ways to mess with census workers (vanity)
june, 12, 2010 | sfimom

Posted on 06/12/2010 12:11:16 PM PDT by sfimom

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To: sfimom

I only answered the questions I am constitutionally required to answer.


121 posted on 06/12/2010 2:00:41 PM PDT by ColdSteelTalon (Light is fading to shadow, and casting its shroud over all we have known...)
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To: porter_knorr; PA Engineer
Please don’t respond to me any further.

Aw hell.

Now I GOTTA.

Why'd he do that????

122 posted on 06/12/2010 2:03:37 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: Lazamataz

Hi LAZZ!


123 posted on 06/12/2010 2:04:12 PM PDT by sfimom
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To: sfimom

OMG LOL WTF WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN????????


124 posted on 06/12/2010 2:05:30 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: sfimom

Just give them your house occupant name or names, address and phone number. I always write on the form that questions about gender, age and ethnicity are inherently discriminatory.


125 posted on 06/12/2010 2:06:32 PM PDT by dools007
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To: Excellence

“I’m disfellowshipped. You shouldn’t even be talking to me.”
Oh, wait, that’s for the Jehovah’s Witnesses.

I used to live a half mile back in the woods and kept
getting “Watchtowers” left inside my door. I finally blew
the center out of one with a 12 ga. and taped it to the
door with “sorry I MISSED you” written on it. Never got
another.


126 posted on 06/12/2010 2:06:36 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (What's "My Struggle" in Kenyan?)
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To: sfimom
When the census worker said that the answers I would give would be confidential and would not be shared with anyone. I told her that she was making a fraudulent statement, because under the new health care bill, the commissioner could get data from any part of the government for the purposes of "health care" services. So I said I would answer only the questions for which I was constitutionally obligated.

She took down my answers and left. I have not heard form them again.

127 posted on 06/12/2010 2:07:56 PM PDT by ColdSteelTalon (Light is fading to shadow, and casting its shroud over all we have known...)
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To: Lazamataz

Busy. I’m now an official member of homeschoolers anon. It’s 80 degreess with 150% humidity and my brain is fried. Got any good ideas on messing with a census worker that doesn’t understand “Go away the head of the house isn’t home and I’m a minor?’


128 posted on 06/12/2010 2:08:10 PM PDT by sfimom
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To: Lazamataz

;-)


129 posted on 06/12/2010 2:14:27 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the occupation media.)
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To: IrishCatholic
I have a wolf hybrid dog that scares the crap out of anyone that hasn't seen him before. He was going to be my ace in the hole when the census folks came by. She knows he's harmless, so my plan didn't work. THe first time she saw him, though - he had slipped out the front door, saw her down the street and ran at a full gallop towards her. He ran up to her (she was frozen in terror), rolled over at her feet in a submissive posture, and begged to be petted. Friends for life now.

This dog has such a piercing stare and wolflike run and posture that he awes everyone that sees him - until he stares into their eyes. Everyone, and I mean everyone, has told me that his stare brings instant chills and fear.

He is a complex and magnificent creature - mostly dog but much smarter, more cunning, not easily fooled, and persistent beyond belief. He solved my mole problem in about 3 weeks. Dug tunnels 30 - 50 foot long untill he caught up with them, then killed them and brought me the carcasses in return for treats. I'm glad the moles are gone, but now I have a years worth of repairs to the yard to repair the damage.

130 posted on 06/12/2010 2:15:28 PM PDT by TnGOP (Petey the dog is my foriegn policy advisor. He's really quite good!)
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To: sfimom

One resident
“American Native”
I also gave them my name.


131 posted on 06/12/2010 2:15:31 PM PDT by Poser (Enjoying tasty animals for 58 years)
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To: sfimom
Today my babysitter was here while I was away and the worker harassed my 14 year old daughter trying to get her to answer questions.By all means you handle them your way and I’ll handle them mine. I find that humor is generally effective.

That case, IMHO goes beyond a humorous reaction. Unless you consider a police report and possibly armed confrontation humorous. In this day and age of perverts on the streets, harassing a 14 year old is dangerous. And should be.

132 posted on 06/12/2010 2:18:20 PM PDT by magslinger (Ask Dad. He'll know. And on the off chance he doesn't, he'll make up something good.)
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To: Lazamataz
Why'd he do that????

I think he has been one of these here for the past 3 years, but with a less active Encephalogram.



I was just doing some watering.
133 posted on 06/12/2010 2:22:02 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the occupation media.)
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To: porter_knorr

I can see why you got the job of working on the census. I’m not sure why you hang out here.


134 posted on 06/12/2010 2:27:12 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: jessduntno

Don’t mess in meanness.

Just tell her you sent the form in and won’t double count and mess up the census. Repeat as many times as is necessary. If they won’t stop invading your property, call the police.


135 posted on 06/12/2010 2:40:38 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: sfimom

In NJ, my daughter’s neighbor (in the downstairs apartment) knocked on the door non-stop as if an emergency. My daughter rushed downstairs where her neighbor told her that she had to fill out her census. My daughter already had done so and told her that. The other woman went on and on insisting that she tell her the information because my daughter was on a list that said they hadn’t gotten a form from her. Evidently, the neighbor was moon-lighting as a census person. The woman had a badge of sorts and wanted to know info about salary, etc.

The daughter told her to leave and said that the government had all the info necessary...that she was a citizen and lived there. Either there’s a scam going on OR they just are so incompetent they are losing all the forms OR they are double-counting for extra representation OR they need to give people something to do since they’ve hired tremendous numbers OR a combination of all of these


136 posted on 06/12/2010 5:36:00 PM PDT by t2buckeye
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To: ColdSteelTalon

I’m just waiting to see more of JAMES O’KEEFE’s hidden camera work when he went to work for the Census. the little I saw means the rest is going to be INTERESTING!


137 posted on 06/12/2010 5:49:14 PM PDT by gwilhelm56 (The one thing we learn from history is .. People REFUSE to Learn from History!!)
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To: TnGOP

Your post is worthless without pictures. :-)


138 posted on 06/12/2010 5:49:55 PM PDT by Miztiki
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To: PugetSoundSoldier

He could certainly be much funnier and know what he’s talking about any subject at the same time unlike our Gaffe-O-Matic moron for a VP we have at the current time!

I think Palin could pull in the conservative and a decent percentage of the independents. And Walken, because of his Hollywood fame at playing strange characters in movies, could pull in all the nutburgers on the Left (which is most of them).

We need a good photoshop of Palin/Walken 2012 campaign bumper sticker or button.


139 posted on 06/12/2010 6:10:56 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: NonValueAdded; sfimom
Start by researching Title XIII Sec 221. Count you they must to satisfy the Government's responsibilities under Article I Section II of the Constitution. Mess with the enumerator and all you are doing is driving up the cost to the government. This is one of the few ways that you personally can waste government money just as fast as the gubermint itself can do the same. If you don't like the process, demand that your legislators change Title 13. Until then, stop wasting taxpayers money, take the 10 minutes, and complete the damned form.

No, Title 13 is fine, because it has absolutely nothing to do with anyone having to answer any Census 2010 question, and Section 221 is completely irrelevent. You see, no one has to answer anything, because everything you wrote is wrong. Everything you think you know about the Census is wrong. And especially, your tripe about the law is dead wrong. You know nothing about the Census, or Census law, and you should never have posted a thing about it. But you had to go and be rude and arrogant, even though you are clueless. So I am not bothering with politeness with you. What part of "you are completely wrong" don't you understand?

Read Census 2010 and the Law, get a clue, and watch your mouth.

140 posted on 06/12/2010 6:21:08 PM PDT by Talisker (When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
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