Skip to comments.Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Posted on 06/27/2010 6:45:41 PM PDT by tisket
Someone sent this to me in an email and I thought you might enjoy it.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
* Does the man look poor or oppressed?
* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
* Could we run away?
* What does my wife think?
* What about the kids?
* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
* What does the law say about this situation?
* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
* Should I call 9-1-1?
* Why is this street so deserted?
* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
* Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
* This is all so confusing!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
When I called my gun smith about the Springfield, he sold me on a Smith & Wesson M&W model 45 ACP.
I’m happy with my purchase; how’s the Springfield?
LOL - "I just gots to know..."
Mine is an 8 3/8" - I should have seen the difference, but I haven't gazed eyes on my .44 for quite a while. It sits in the safe awaiting its next assignment. Or, I should say, its first assignment.
That looks like it should work pretty good if you are attacked by my old Utah school. I think K through 12, but nobody I knew went to K and everybody I knew was kicked out by 10 . Does that seem redneck ?
I’m very happy. It is my 1st handgun. I’m very accurate at the range with it. Now the DPMS AR-15 is dead on at 200 yards. So much fun.
>>My wife loads hers with nachos. He is a deadly weapon so loaded.<<
I remember my beloved cat so loaded. He is the most dangerous thing on that bedspread!
You might be a redneck if your whole class was kicked out of school by 5th grade!
I found a H&R model 649 .22 Wheel Gun for my wife. The first day out she was a bit reluctant but fell in love with shooting. We've only got the LR cylinder. I'd like to find a replacement .22 Magnum cylinder.
Nice guard/attack cat.
Thanks for posting that old joke. It turned out to be one “H” of a good thread full of chuckles, and some outright belly-laughs.
Seriously, #16 is a prime candidate for icanhascheezburger.com. This would be an excellent addition to it. However, because the site seems to have a left-leaning flavor, I don’t know if they’d allow it to be posted.
It's for the catapult out back.
That is because the firearms have safeties and if you don't squeeze the trigger they won't fire. There is no telling when a loaded cat will go off.
Catapults are on the bow or the waist, never the stern.
I say I am a redneck !
I had my Mom shooting both the XD40 and the AR15 about a month ago. She took to it like a duck to water...
RE: Wife: You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist
What is WRONG with that woman?!?!
Charlie Daniels... A few more rednecks...
Genuine suburban Chicago redneck here, and I have reason to believe that I was born in the wrong century. Oh well, I suppose an Islamic terrorist will just have to do as a substitue for a Lakota warrior.
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
Redneck daughter needs some educatin’. Winchester Silvertips are hollow points. Maybe change it to Winchester Silvertips or Federal Hydra-Shocks next time.
i do believe i have always been a redneck.
Another bona fide redneck coming in hot.
ping to a funny
I like cats and I like guns, but there is no way I’m letting my furry little monsters anywhere near that bed. Because somehow, someway they’d manage to fire every gun until empty and maybe reload. Can’t trust those critters for one minute.
What about if I use the gun like a club just because I don’t want to waste bullets on somebody holding a knife?
I’ve gotten this one in email soooo many times. It still makes me laugh LOL.
LMAO.... Your troops get married you better have a plan B .
Then you could build em all homes there .....:o)
No beer, no shotgun, no chaw, and that don’t look like no double-wide to me.
Not a redneck. :p
You’re a libertarian?
I laid out the guns to take the picture and kitty decided that was the place to be. She stayed there and watched carefully as I placed each gun. She wanted to make sure I handled them properly. She’s a hellacious RO.
I got the bases mostly covered , but thanks for the checklist. They hadn't invented doublewides when I built this old house. They really made it easy by putting axles under that tornado bait.
Ya better get a bigger bed!
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